While You're Busting Your Hump and Worrying About Your Children's Future, the Left is All Hung Up on Michelle Obama's Eyebrow Overplucking Addiction

That headline says it all. I imagine your worries are similar to mine. Wouldn't it be nice if this is all you had to worry about?

Michelle Obama is suffering from an overplucking addiction, don’t you agree girlfriends?

When she appeared on TheToday Show on Feb. 4, her eyebrows appeared even higher and thinner than ever. The First Lady who was originally criticized for having “angry eyebrows” during the Presidential campaign because of their high arched shape, appears to have compounded her problem further.

“They need to be twice as full as they are, and they’re way too high because they’re too thin. Too much has been removed from below the brow,” agrees celebrity makeup guru, Ramy, who has tended to the faces of Taylor Swift, Britney Spears and Rihanna.

So the easy solution, while she cures her tweezer obsession — a brow filler pencil, Says Ramy, who helpfully suggests his Miracle Brow brow filler. So what do you say, Michelle?

WTF? There's a celebrity eyebrow guru? What about a forehead hair guru? Dang. Shhh. I might be gone for a while.