The many faces of the adorable Markos Moulitsas:
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Markos Moulitsas: Faces
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Led Zeppelin proven to be thiefs again
Through the years we've learned this band had stolen quite a bit of material. I mean, many bands take and borrow from many sources, but this is one of the larger bands that has been just shameless in their theft.
From the TMZ site today:
Led Posers
Listen to those two clips and tell me they didn't steal that one.
Here's some in depth discussion about Led Zeppelin and their kleptomania on the Howard Stern show:
I could never get fully into this band. Now I know why. They're posers.
God bless The Rolling Stones.
Al Gore: "Release My Second Chakra"
Did he say Chaka? Whatever. Dude's a freak.
The allegation that Al Gore sexually assaulted a woman in a Portland, Ore., hotel room nearly four years ago has dealt a serious blow to the former vice president's story that he and wife Tipper simply "grew apart" after 40 years of marriage. The police report of the masseuse's complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed.
According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.? She went to Gore's room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. "The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it," the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore "was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him 'the royal treatment.'"
Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. "I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual," the masseuse told police, because it can be "a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client." Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, "He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.," the masseuse recounted. Gore then "demand[ed] that I go lower." When she remained focused on a "safe, nonsexual" area, Gore grew "angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud."
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. "He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis," she recalled, "and said to me, 'There!' in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone." When she pulled back, Gore "angrily raged" and "bellowed" at her. Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone.
It was "as though he had very suddenly switched personalities," she recalled, "and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there." "Chakra," in Gore's new-agey jargon, refers to the body's "energy centers," which the masseuse interpreted as having a specific meaning.
"This was yet another euphemism for sexual activity he was requesting," she told police, "put cleverly as though it were a spiritual request or something." She wanted to end the session, but Gore "wrapped me in an inescapable embrace" and "caressed my back and buttocks and breasts." She tried to get away -- in the process calling Gore a "crazed sex poodle" -- but the former vice president was too strong for her.
A little later, she said, Gore produced a bottle of brandy and mentioned there were condoms in the "treat box" provided by the hotel. "He then forced an open mouth kiss on me," she said. At that moment, the masseuse brought up Gore's long marriage. "How do you rectify this with your wife?" she asked. That brought on another "quick shift" in Gore's mood.
"I never saw anybody's moods just go like this," the masseuse told police, snapping her fingers. The accuser said Gore maneuvered her into the bedroom. His iPod docking station was there, he told her, and he wanted her to listen to "Dear Mr. President," a lachrymose attack on George W. Bush by the singer Pink. "As soon as he had it playing, he turned to me and immediately flipped me flat on my back and threw his whole body face down over atop of me," she said. "I was just shocked at his craziness." "He pleaded, grabbed me, engulfed me in embrace, tongue kissed me, massaged me, groped by breasts and painfully squeezed my nipples through my clothing, pressed his pelvis against mine, rubbed my buttocks with his hands and fingers and rubbed himself against my crotch, saying, 'You know you want to do it.'" Finally she got away. Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her "to just suck it up; otherwise, the world's going to be destroyed from global warming."
Friday, June 25, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time - Saudi Women Plan to Breastfeed Their Drivers
WTF? There is NEVER a shortage of super whacky Muslim fun time material.
Saudi women plan to turn a controversial fatwa (religious ruling) to their advantage and launch a campaign to achieve their long-standing demand to drive in this conservative kingdom. If the demand is not met, the women threatened to follow through the fatwa which allows them to breastfeed their drivers and turn them into their sons.
The campaign will be launched under the slogan: "We either be allowed to drive or breastfeed foreigners," a journalist told Gulf News. Amal Zahid said that their decision follows a fatwa issued by a renowned scholar which said that Saudi women can breastfeed their foreign drivers for them to become their sons.
The renowned scholar said Saudi women can breastfeed their foreign drivers for them to be become their sons and brothers to their daughters. Under this relationship, foreign drivers can mix freely with all members of the family without breaking the Islamic rule which does not allow mixing of genders. Breast milk kinship is considered to be as good as a blood relationship in Islam. "A woman can breastfeed a mature man so that he becomes her son. In this way, he can mix with her and her daughters without violating the teachings of Islam," the scholar said.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
US Soccer Team Beats Muslim Goat Lovers
That's how I saw the match anyway. That game reminded me of why I can't stand soccer. It sucks! And sucks even more when the rest of the world is involved.
He Slaughtered Him Like a Goat
Words cannot describe the anger I feel when I read stories like this. No words. God Bless you Little Viktor.
A 5-year-old Ukrainian boy was slaughtered by an alleged religious fanatic as he played in a sandpit with his friends, Pravda reported Tuesday.
The stranger strolled up to little Viktor Shemyakin before pointing to a tree and saying: “Look, there is a bird up there.” When the youngster glanced upward the maniac plunged a knife into his throat, Pravda said.
The June 18 killing has threatened to ignite tension in the town of Dneprovka, in Ukraine’s Crimea region, after it emerged that the 27-year-old knifeman was a suspected Muslim fanatic, the Russian online newspaper reported. The victim’s three-year-old sister Lena Shemyakina and her five-year-old friend were among a group of young children who witnessed the horrifying attack.
Viktor’s mother, named only as Angelina, heard their screams and ran out of the house to find her child lying in a pool of blood. Police arrested the prime suspect, named by Pravda as Server Ibragimov, three hours later at his parents' house, where he was reportedly hiding in the loft.
He allegedly confessed to the crime, telling police that he was ordered to kill the boy by spirits. “The man screamed Allahu Akbar (Arabic for 'God is great') when killing the boy, "said a shocked local. “The kid was slaughtered like a goat."
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Amsterdam and the Failure of the White Bikes
I found this anecdote over at Are We Lumberjacks? A lesson in failed socialism and liberal lunacy.
The white bicycle program in Amsterdam was how my generation was going to prove our superiority to our capitalist elders. The idea was that these community bicycles would be shared by all. When you needed to go somewhere you just found a white bike and took it to your destination. You then left the bike on the street for the next comrade to use.
Our cooperation and love for our fellow man would ensure that the bikes were not abused. (remember, this was 1966, we had love in abundance, the streets were clogged with it) That's what it was supposed to be. But human nature was involved.
Why leave the bicycle on the street for the next guy when you knew you were going to have to make a return trip? What if it was gone when you came back? Best to take it inside then. And maybe take it inside when you got home too, because you know you've got to get to work early tomorrow... And maybe it'd be best to paint the thing black so that the busybody across the street will quit giving you a hard time about hoarding the bicycles. Course everyone who used the bikes was in the same situation. And in the end, self interest trumped brotherly love. Within a month all the white bicycles were either stolen or thrown in the canals. Experiment over. Idealistic youth (including me) disillusioned.
Well some were disillusioned. Others refused to learn from the evidence and became stuck hippies.
In a Nebraska Town...
No Ali. It says "meatpacking" town. Not a "fudgepacking" town. We know where that is.
This small Nebraska meatpacking town has joined Arizona at the center of a national debate about illegal immigration after voters approved a ban on hiring or renting property to illegal immigrants, but an expected court challenge could keep the measure from ever taking effect. Fremont's vote is the latest chapter in the tumult over illegal immigration across the country, including a recently passed Arizona law that will require police investigating another incident or crime to ask people about their immigration status if there's a "reasonable suspicion" they are in the country illegally.Speaking of fudgepacking. It's gay pride week in Boston. Look at the activities they are participating in. They do indeed look proud.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
World knows what U.S. Liberals don't
Obama is a rank amateur. Click the title of the post to read an article from Mort Zuckerman, no raging righter. In it I found this little jewel"
The global community was puzzled over the pictures of Obama bowing to some of the world's leaders and surprised by his gratuitous criticisms of and apologies for America's foreign policy under the previous administration of George W. Bush. One Middle East authority, Fouad Ajami, pointed out that Obama seems unaware that it is bad form and even a great moral lapse to speak ill of one's own tribe while in the lands of others.
That says it all right there for me folks. This little weenie of a president based his entire campaign on trashing president Bush as ruining our standing in the world. Look at him now. We told you this! The Big Feed tried to stop this from happening in the first place. Why oh why did this country not listen to us?!?!?!?
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Friday, June 18, 2010
Kris Kristofferson
I never really read much about Kris Kristofferson, but I always considered him a great songwriter. So after reading up on him a bit, I was amazed at the rich life he has lived.
Kristofferson was born in Brownsville, Texas, to parents Mary Ann (née Ashbrook) and Lars Henry Kristofferson, a U.S. Army Air Corps (later U.S. Air Force) major general. As is common with many military families[citation needed], military service was a multi-generational tradition: Kristofferson's paternal grandfather was also an officer (in the Swedish Army). When Kristofferson was a child, his father pushed him toward a military career. Like most "military brats", Kristofferson moved around frequently as a youth, finally settling down in San Mateo, California, where he graduated from San Mateo High School. An aspiring writer, Kristofferson enrolled in Pomona College in 1954.
He experienced his first dose of fame when he appeared in Sports Illustrated's "Faces In The Crowd" for his achievements in collegiate rugby union, football, and track and field. He and fellow classmates revived the Claremont Colleges Rugby Club in 1958, which has remained a Southern California rugby dynasty. Kristofferson became a member of Phi Beta Kappa at Pomona College, graduating in 1958 with a BA, summa cum laude in Literature. In a 2004 interview with Pomona College Magazine Kristofferson mentioned philosophy professor Frederick Sontag as an important influence in his life.
Kristofferson earned a Rhodes Scholarship to the University of Oxford, where his college was Merton. While at Oxford he was awarded his blue for boxing and began writing songs. With the help of his manager, Larry Parnes, he recorded for Top Rank Records under the name Kris Carson. Parnes was working to sell Kris as "a Yank at Oxford" to the British Public and Kristofferson was willing to take that sell with the end goal of getting rich and becoming a novelist. This early phase of his music career was unsuccessful.
In 1960, Kristofferson graduated with a BPhil in English literature and married an old girlfriend, Fran Beer. Kristofferson ultimately joined the U.S. Army and achieved the rank of captain. He became a helicopter pilot after receiving flight training at Fort Rucker, Alabama. He also completed Ranger School. During the early 1960s, he was deployed to West Germany as a member of the 8th Infantry Division. It was during this time that he resumed his music career and formed a band. In 1965, when his tour of duty ended, Kristofferson was offered a position as a professor of English Literature at West Point. Instead, he decided to leave the Army and pursue songwriting professionally.
Kristofferson sent some of his compositions to a friend's relative, Marijohn Wilkin, a successful Nashville, Tennessee songwriter. After being honorably discharged from the Army in 1965, Kristofferson moved to Nashville. He worked at a variety of odd jobs while struggling for success in music, burdened with medical expenses resulting from his son's defective esophagus. He and his wife soon divorced. He got a job sweeping floors at Columbia Studios in Nashville. There he met Johnny Cash, who initially accepted some of Kristofferson's songs but chose not to use them. During Kristofferson's janitorial stint for Columbia, Bob Dylan recorded his landmark 1966 album Blonde on Blonde at the studio. Though he had the opportunity to watch some of Dylan's recording sessions, Kristofferson never met Dylan out of fear that he would be fired for approaching him.
He also worked as a commercial helicopter pilot at that time for a south Louisiana firm called Petroleum Helicopters International (PHI), based in Lafayette, Louisiana. Kristofferson recalled of his days as a pilot, "That was about the last three years before I started performing, before people started cutting my songs... I would work a week down here [in south Louisiana] for PHI, sitting on an oil platform and flying helicopters. Then I'd go back to Nashville at the end of the week and spend a week up there trying to pitch the songs, then come back down and write songs for another week... I can remember 'Help Me Make It Through The Night' I wrote sitting on top of an oil platform. I wrote 'Bobby Mcgee' down here, and a lot of them [in south Louisiana]."And that's just a sample. had an acting career, dated Janis Joplin, married Rita Coolidge, etc. Here's one my favorites that he wrote...
Speaking Of Southern Culture
Tell me you grew up in the south and there was not at least one house in the neighborhood with a sophisticated wrestling ring in the backyard.
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Southern Culture #7
In the South, these are called "nabs".
"Nabs" are typically consumed along with your favorite carbonated beverage. Sometimes, with sweet tea. Never with just water.
If you live in the South, and do not call these things "nabs", then you're either mentally challenged, or a carpetbagger. If you are the former, you're excused. If you are the latter, then go back home yankee!
The World Hates America: Referee Steals World Cup Victory from Americans
And trust me, much of the world rejoices. This is why you're a damn fool if you trust the UN. They're out so screw us!
Bradley scored the equalizer in the 82nd minute from Jozy Altidore's header. Altidore nudged it forward and Bradley, running at full speed, caught up to it just in front of the goal and tapped it up and over Slovenia goalkeeper Samir Handanovic's head for the equalizer.
United States substitute Maurice Edu volleyed Donovan's free kick into the net in the 86th but the goal was disallowed as the referee called a foul on Edu.
"I still don't know why the goal was disallowed," Bradley said. "Nobody knows at this moment.
Donovan gave the Americans hope at the start of the second half. Picking up a long pass from Steve Cherundolo, he broke in from the right flank and blasted a right-footer into the top of the net from a tight angle. It was Donovan's 43rd goal for the United States.
"I'm a little gutted to be honest," Donovan said. "I don't know how they stole that last goal from us. ... I'm not sure what the call was. He (the referee) wouldn't tell us what the call was."
When Democrats Attack
A Greek Democrat. Can there be a better predictor for a politician you may want to avoid? This is video of a man on a Washington rooftop where Illinois Democrat U.S. Senate Candidate Alexi Giannoulias was having a fundraiser. The man was there at the invitiation of a friend who lived in the building, and the rooftop was considered a public space. Giannoulias’ brownshirts did not think so.
Come back Neshobanakni!
Come back Shane! Pa needs you!!
You never even said goodbye. Never gave me the big speech about growing up strong and to take care of Captain Thurston and HowHeDoThat.
Why Nesho? Why?!
Come back! (Tears)
Ali
Are We Eating our Mexicans?
Ever wonder about that Mexican guy you used to see around town but disappeared? Well American hero Gary Faulkner has and you're probably eating him. You know Gary, he's the guy that was recently caught in Pakistan hunting Bin Laden solo. Friggin' greatest dude ever. Anyway, he's been on more adventures than that.
From the NY Post:
A true American hero. If I may be so bold, I nominate him The Big Feed Hero of the Week.
In the late 1980s, "he worked at a meatpacking plant" in Colorado, Terri Faulkner said. "They had illegal Mexicans working there who kept disappearing. I said, 'Gary, they come here, work for a while, and then they go home. They don't tell you, 'I'm going back to Mexico, you'll never see me again.' "
"He said, 'They're putting the Mexicans in the meat!'
"So one night on his day off, he dressed up like Rambo and jumped the fence to investigate. Of course, he got arrested for that because they found him with a big knife in his pocket. But these were guys he worked with that he loved."
Gary's brother, Dr. Scott Faulkner, told The Post, "When you hear some of his stories, you say, 'No way.' But he has had adventures that most people dream about."
God bless you Gary.
I love you.
Your pal.
Ali
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Question: Is Obama (Still) Smoking Weed?
In his speech to the nation from the Oval Office on Tuesday, President Barack Obama cited one foreign nation—the People’s Republic of China—as a model for creating what he called “green energy jobs.” But the environmentalist group Greenpeace released a report in October 2008 that said China was the world’s “largest producer and consumer of coal,” making coal that nation's largest source of air pollution, and that--in 2005 alone--5,938 people died in China as a result of coal-mining accidents.
“Time and again, the path forward has been blocked--not only by oil industry lobbyists, but also by a lack of political courage and candor. The consequences of our inaction are now in plain sight. Countries like China are investing in clean energy jobs and industries that should be right here in America.” In its October 2008 report, “The True Cost of Coal,” Greenpeace said: “China is the largest producer and consumer of coal. Production last year grew by 8.2 per cent to 2,520 megatons and coal sales grew 7.9 per cent to 2,580 megatons. Coal accounts for 70 per cent of primary energy consumption in China, a proportion 42 per cent higher than the world average.”
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Blog Fight!
I confess...I have no idea what these people are fighting about. The posts do seem to shed some light on that. Man! These people are fired up. Can't we all just get along?
The alleged story
The reaction
and comments from the peanut gallery
I request the parties involved watch this video and reflect. If, after viewing, you still think that what's going on is worth all this, let me know.
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From the Big Feed's "Ha Ha You Stupid Liberals" Dept.
From publicpolicypolling.blogspot.com
Our new Louisiana poll has a lot of data points to show how unhappy voters in the state are with Barack Obama's handling of the oil spill but one perhaps sums it up better than anything else- a majority of voters there think George W. Bush did a better job with Katrina than Obama's done dealing with the spill.
50% of voters in the state, even including 31% of Democrats, give Bush higher marks on that question compared to 35% who pick Obama.
Overall only 32% of Louisianans approve of how Obama has handled the spill to 62% who disapprove. 34% of those polled say they approved of how Bush dealt with Katrina to 58% who disapproved.
Viva George W. Bush!
Seattle Cop Punches Woman in the Face
This was supposedly an argument over jaywalking. I'm not not one for violence, especially by cops, but this woman had it coming. Neither one of them showed any respect for authority in this instance. And that, to me, is of far more concern to society than what is a relatively light blow to the chops.
Beyond that, what the hell are they doing wrestling with the cop? The policeman will lose his job. He shouldn't.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Don't Mess with Barry
Here's a snippet of a story about an Army officer who had his evaluation altered after the fact. Simply for challenging our President to show his birth certificate.
The U.S. Army recommended that Lt. Col. Terrence Lakin be promoted to colonel and described him as "an extremely talented, highly knowledgeable senior Army clinician with significant field and consultant experience" in an evaluation that came two weeks after he posted an online video declaring he would refuse orders until President Obama documents his eligibility to be president. Now military officials have gone back into their records and altered their evaluation, chastising Lakin for not having "the sound judgment required of a senior officer."Read the rest at WND
MSNBC Trashes Obama's Speech
Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann and Howard Fineman react to President Obama's Oval Office Address on the oil spill. Here are the highlights of what the trio said:
Olbermann: "It was a great speech if you were on another planet for the last 57 days."
Matthews compared Obama to Carter.
Olbermann: "Nothing specific at all was said."
Matthews: "No direction."
Howard Fineman: "He wasn't specific enough."
Olbermann: "I don't think he aimed low, I don't think he aimed at all. It's startling."
Howard Fineman: Obama should be acting like a "commander-in-chief."
Matthews: Ludicrous that he keeps saying [Secretary of Energy] Chu has a Nobel prize. "I'll barf if he does it one more time."
Matthews: "A lot of meritocracy, a lot of blue ribbon talk."
Matthews: "I don't sense executive command."
The Whoreacle: Al Gore Was Cheating on His Wife
Yes! I just coined me a nickname! Spread it around. And give me all the credit.
Al Gore's split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage. Now Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David's ex-wife — for the past two years!
In the June 28 issue of Star, on sale Wednesday, we report that Al and Tipper's breakup didn't come as much of a surprise to one Hollywood player — Laurie David. Star has learned that Al has been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Seinfeld creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David in 2007 amidst reports she was cheating with the caretaker of their Martha's Vineyard summer home.
Japanese create robot baby!
Unfortunately it is retarded.
My kids are at least twice as responsive as this thing and they didn't cost $50 million dollars to make. That's right, they were free. I just put a nice wad of my rich, thick, creamery, effervescent republican baby batter into the wife and out they came what seemed like 15 months later.
If we needed more retards couldn't we breed more Hollywood liberals?
The Birth of the Hot Dog: Was Famous Nathan a Backstabber?
There are those revisionists that would have you believe that the hot dog, as we know it, was invented by Nathan Handwerker, of Famous Nathan's. That just isn't the case.
It was another Coney Islander, Charles Feltman, who gave us the hot dog. As a young German immigrant, Feltman drove a pie wagon up and down the beach at Coney, and got a good business going. But he had a problem: His customers wanted hot sandwiches. Feltman resisted this as involving a lot of elaborate cooking and carving, but one day in 1867 (or 1874; accounts vary) he had an idea. He approached a wheelwright named Donovan and asked if it would be possible to put a burner in the pie wagon. Feltman could then keep a supply of warm sausages on hand and fork one onto a sliced milk roll whenever a customer called for a hot sandwich.
Donovan cobbled one together on the spot, Feltman threw some sausages in to boil, and in a little while, there in Donovan's shop at East New York and Howard Avenues in Brooklyn, the two men ate the world's first two hot dogs.
Some reckless people dispute these facts; what isn't disputed is that Feltman's delicacy was popular enough to build its inventor an enormous restaurant on Coney, a complex of beer gardens and breezeways that ran along West 10th Street from Surf Avenue to the shore. By the turn of the century, Feltman had 1,200 waiters working for him, serving as many as 8,000 meals at a time. His place became famous for its seafood, but throughout his immense restaurant, he kept seven grills busy turning out hot dogs for 10 cents each.
It was from Feltman that Nathan Handwerker learned about hot dogs. Handwerker, an employee of Feltman's hot dog stand, was encouraged by celebrity clients Eddie Cantor and Jimmy Durante to go into business in competition with his former employer. Handwerker undercut Feltman's by charging five cents for a hot dog when his former employer was charging ten. At a time when food regulation was in its infancy, and the pedigree of the hot dog particularly suspect, Handwerker made sure that men wearing surgeon's smocks were seen eating at his stand to reassure potential customers. The business proved immensely popular. And so now you know the rest of the story.
Man Arrested for "Hunting" Bin Laden
I'll give him an A for effort. But something tells me this guy ain't quite right.
An American construction worker who was arrested with a sword, a pistol and night-vision goggles in northwestern Pakistan told investigators Tuesday that he wanted to kill Osama bin Laden to avenge the 2001 terrorist attacks on the U.S.
Garry Brooks Faulkner, 52 years old, of California was caught by Pakistani police Monday in the remote Bumburat Valley near the border of Afghanistan's Nuristan province, where he apparently hoped to find bin Laden. Police quoted him as saying he wanted to avenge the victims of the attacks on New York and Washington. He was also carrying Christian religious books with him, according to Mumtaz Ahmed Khan, a senior police officer in the northwestern town of Chitral.
He was seized from a forest in a high security zone close to the border after a 10-hour hunt. He carried a 40-inch sword, which he said he brought with him from California, and several rounds of pistol bullets, Mr. Khan said.
Monday, June 14, 2010
Muslims Take to the Streets to Censor Posters in Britain
It's your future Britain. Just keep kissing their asses.
A series of posters featuring models in bikinis have been defaced or torn down in east London in what appears to be a targeted campaign. Police have not yet linked it to any religious group, but the use of black paint is reminiscent of attacks on billboards in Peshawar, Pakistan, reported by The First Post.
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Students Made to Chant "I am an Obama Scholar"
Funny. I didn't hear any of these students chanting "I will grow up to suck from the government tit". But the statistics are what they are. Are they not? Beyond the disgusting homage being payed to Obama in a PUBLIC school, listen to these "instructors" play the race card with their students (The black quarterback syndrome? - Didn't Limbaugh get castrated for "allegedly" pointing that out?).
Read more at Gateway Pundit.
The Great Gator Flop
I was looking for a video of soccer flops to express my disdain with soccer players. I found this instead.
The "Gator flop" occurred during a 1971 NCAA football game between the Florida Gators and Miami Hurricanes. In the final minutes of the game, Gator John Reavesneeded to throw just another 14 yards to break the all-time NCAA career passing record. The members of the Gators' defense dropped to the turf so that the Hurricanes could gain possession and take the ball to the other end of the field. After the Hurricanes scored a touchdown, the Gators recovered the ball and Reaves threw a pass to break the record.
Illegal Immigrant Jails to Get Bingo, Art Classes and Continental Breakfast on Weekends
And you're paying for it. Hard to believe. But it's absolutely true.
Read the whole story here.Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials are preparing to roll out a series of changes at several privately owned immigration detention centers, including relaxing some security measures for low-risk detainees and offering art classes, bingo and continental breakfast on the weekends.The changes, detailed in an internal ICE e-mail obtained by the Houston Chronicle, were welcomed by immigrant advocates who have been waiting for the Obama administration to deliver on a promise made in August to overhaul the nation's immigration detention system.
We managed to obtain one of the bingo cards.
h/t Hack Wilson
Saturday, June 12, 2010
"Death to All Juice"
This is not a photoshop. It's Carlos Almonte of Bergen, NJ. Carlos is one the two terror suspects recently arrested.
h/t Vigilant Squirrel Brigade
Look at these two douchnozzles (Almonte is on the left). Pure, unadulterated evil.
We must act now and stop history from repeating itself.
Well...It was a Very Sexy Cow
And they killed the cow?
An 18-year-old Indonesian man says he was seduced by a cow, and that's why he was having sex with it.
"He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow," village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said in the newspaper.
Alit said he didn't see an animal, he saw a beautiful young woman.
"She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," the man told the newspaper.
Alit underwent a cleansing ritual. The village chief gave the owner of the cow the equivalent of $562.
The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.
United States Ties England
They say that's a major accomplishment. I guess. I'm not a fan of communist kickball. God gave us thumbs for a reason. Use them!
Funny thing. I could have sworn I heard the crowd chanting "Beat L.A.".
Hugo Chavez Sings
It seems the evil clown is not a fan of Hillary Clinton.
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, known for his melodramatic flourishes, improvised a song this week about his contentious relationship with U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. In the middle of a speech on Wednesday, Chavez began singing a little tune with lyrics that translate to, "I'm not loved by Hillary Clinton... and I don't love her either," the BBC reports.
Friday, June 11, 2010
Obama was an Extra in Cheesey Rap Video
Or so it's being claimed. I've looked at the evidence and frankly, I believe it. It would be so much like this imposter to be in a music video pretending be something he ain't. Acting all hard wearing a Compton hat.
Here's the video. Check the doink out at the 1:01 mark.
And here are still photos of Obama and the doink. Look at the right ear, the teeth and the nose. Sure looks like Obama.
Whoop there it is.
It's Friday and Things Could be a Lot Worse
Not much worse, but they could be worse. So put on your best dancing clothes, find some tiny asian women, and go out there and shake what your momma gave ya.
And remember...the Captian loves ya.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Greensboro, N.C. - What a Difference Three Decades Can Make
UPDATE: Youtube removed the video showing Tea Party members being attacked. There are thousands of videos on Youtube showing minor children being physically attacked. But this they remove? Anyone want to guess why?
When I was a child, I remember seeing this story on the news. I grew up about 30 miles from Greensboro.
It was 1979 and five protest marchers were shot and killed by members of the Ku Klux Klan and the American Nazi Party. The protest was the culmination of attempts by the Communist Workers Party (known as the Workers Viewpoint Organization at the time of the shooting) to organize mostly black industrial workers in the area. Here is video of the attack. It was shocking video at the time.
So in 1979, you have a far right group attacking communists. Now, fast forward to 2010. Greensboro, N.C. A liberal nut job physically attacks tea party members who had a lawful permit to assemble.
This is a small incident. But trust me when I tell you people. There will be many more acts like this in the years to come. With far more serious consequences.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Economic Indicators: Boxcars and Billboards
It has been my theory for some time that best economic indicators are boxcars and billboards. When you see lines of boxcars stationary on sidetracks for week after week, and empty billboards that can't find advertisers, you know the economy is screwed. No matter what some greasy politician tells you about the economy, always look to the boxcars and billboards. They will always speak the truth.
Meanwhile...down at the railyard...
Mexican Soldiers Point Rifles at Border Patrol Agents
This nonsense has got to cease. Mexicans treat our border, our deserts, our cities and our employers like they are their God given rights. And now this? Oh what a terrible time to have the President we have. Just so very terrible.
An armed confrontation between Mexican soldiers and US Border Patrol agents was threatening to create a full-scale diplomatic incident last night.
The stand-off on the banks of the Rio Grande took place on Monday after a Mexican teenager was shot dead by US officials. The FBI, who have begun an investigation into the shooting, said that Border Patrol agents were chased away from the scene by Mexican officials pointing their rifles at them across the river.
The second fatal shooting in two weeks came after President Obama’s pledge to “secure the border” by sending up to 1,200 additional troops to the frontier. The White House’s attempt to increase security was thought to be part of a long-term plan to win bipartisan support for immigration reform. A sharp rise in violence on the border, however, may leave the President with a revolt from the liberal wing of his party, who claim that the human cost of increased security is too high.And what of those 1,200 troops Obama sent to the border? What are they doing?
Finally, Washington Gets the Real Deal
It's too bad it's in the form of a baseball player. Stephen Strasburg, the big German, fanned 14 in 7 innings in his much hyped major league debut. I say this kid breaks the record for most strikeouts in a game before his career is over. Look at his stuff. Shades of Nolan Ryan with all that movement and the ability to pitch up in the strike zone.
Watch highlights here.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
My Dog...
Once in a while, I find one of the emails my Mom sends me funny. This is one of them:
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!
Times are Tough...Even for Race Hustlers
The NAACP must be really hurting for race-hustling issues. They're going after greeting cards for mentioning the term "black hole". And shame on Hallmark for buckling to this complete and utter nonsense. Shame on them.
Not the first time the race card was played on science. A couple of years ago this man made an ass of himself. Maybe the most profoundly stupid individual I've ever heard speak.
Obama - The Fifth Beatle
The missing link has been found...so to speak. I sure hope you folks in the Gulf States region are watching this. You're fighting for your economic lives, and Commander Pantywaste is hanging with aging hippies. Obama singing Hey Jude.
And if you thought that was too much of a coincidence to mark Obama as the fifth Beatle, witness:
h/t Weasel Zippers
Beer Soap
Soap made from Guiness. A great gift for Father's Day. Or just good to have around in case the liquor store is closed.
And for the working man...
Sunday, June 6, 2010
BP Buys Google and Yahoo Search Results to Keep News of Oil Spill from the Public
If you found this story, you may not have gotten here via a search engine. BP is going red China on us.
In their most tenacious effort to control the ‘spin’ on the worst oil spill disaster in the history, BP has purchased top internet search engine words so they can re-direct people away from real news on the Deepwater Horizon catastrophe.Sure enough. Do a Google search on "oil spill". See what the first entry is. Or just click this link where I've done the search for you.
BP spokesman Toby Odone confirmed to ABC News that the oil giant had in fact bought internet search terms. So now when someone searches the words ‘oil spill’, on the internet, the top link will re-direct them to BP’s official company website.
This would not be the first time that BP has tried to control information to protect the company’s public image.
Video: "Obama" Jumps Off Cliff During a Police Standoff
It's true. Hope and change run amok. What's the world coming to when porn actors figure they have no reason to live?
A porn actor wanted for allegedly murdering a co-worker with a samurai-style sword has died jumping off a cliff after a day-long stand-off with police, the Los Angeles Times reported late Saturday.
Hill, who was wanted for one count of murder and five counts of attempted murder after attacking colleagues at a pornographic film distribution company warehouse in Los Angeles on Tuesday, had been surrounded by police for eight hours on the edge of Canoga Park.
With dusk approaching and Hill continuing to threaten to kill himself, members of the Los Angeles Police Department's elite SWAT unit tried to subdue and apprehend him, Deputy Chief Kirk Albanese told the Times. Hall then threw himself over the cliff and suffered fatal head injuries in the 50-foot (15m) fall, authorities said.
Television footage showed the actor, who once played Barack Obama in porn spoof “Palin: Erection 2008,” holding a samurai sword and shouting at police to keep their distance.
Hill, who has appeared in several porn films under the stage name "Steve Driver," was believed to have murdered fellow actor Herbert Wong at the warehouse-style offices of Ultima DVD on Tuesday.
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