Last week in a fit of boredom, I offered a poll in which we were to decide who looks more like a naked mole rat. I elected to compare the naked mole rat with four lovely conservative women and the heinous, Jew-hating left-wing "journalist" Helen Thomas. The voting shaped up as follows:
Helen Thomas received 90.91% of the vote versus a single vote cast for Sarah Palin and a single vote for Kimberly Guilfoyle and zero votes for either of the two remaining conservative women nor a vote for the naked mole rat.
The single vote for Ms. Guilfoyle is easily explained away by Ali Blah Blah's premature e-votulation before he ever read the question on which we were to vote. But I understand that. Kimberly would make me do a lot of "pre" things in her presence also.
The one vote for Sarah Palin is a little more difficult to explain away and the only rational explanation is that the voter in question is blind as a. . .well, as a naked mole rat.
In celebration of the winner of the contest, I was going to post the most horrible photograph of Helen Thomas I could find or one of a naked mole rat humping a donkey, but I like you people and you deserve better. So I am posting this instead...
What does Anna Kournikova have to do with any of this? Not a damn thing, but prepare yourselves for the next poll.
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