It's 9:31 PM Eastern Time and Jake Delhomme is Crapping Himself

UPDATE: It's 10:20 and he is still crapping himself.

UPDATE: It's a 10:35 and there has been a new development. In addition to crapping himself, he is now also pissing himself.

UPDATE: It's 10:45 and all I can say is that it stinks so bad here I'm shutting it down. Whoever thought it was a good idea for a lousy midget to quarterback this team should be fired.

Bahahaha...You Got Punked Ohio State

Texas wins! Take that you blue state bastards!

Goodbye Texas Stadium

Tonight the last game was played at Texas Stadium. So many great memories.

IMMIGRANTS CLASH WITH SOCCER FANS IN BELGIUM

Take your country back Belgium!