It's 9:31 PM Eastern Time and Jake Delhomme is Crapping Himself

UPDATE: It's 10:20 and he is still crapping himself.

UPDATE: It's a 10:35 and there has been a new development. In addition to crapping himself, he is now also pissing himself.

UPDATE: It's 10:45 and all I can say is that it stinks so bad here I'm shutting it down. Whoever thought it was a good idea for a lousy midget to quarterback this team should be fired.