Top Retard Bowler Tells Obama to "Bring it On"

My money is on the retard. The real one. Not the guy who governs like one.

So President Barack Obama thinks he bowls like a competitor in the Special Olympics?

He's obviously never met Kolan McConiughey, a mentally disabled man considered one of the nation's top Special Olympics bowlers, with five perfect games to his credit. He'd like to go to the White House and show the president a thing or two about how to roll strikes.

"He bowled a 129. I bowl a 300. I could beat that score easily," McConiughey said Friday.

His challenge to Obama followed the president's offhand remark on Jay Leno's "Tonight Show" Thursday comparing his famously inept bowling to "the Special Olympics or something." Recognizing his blunder, Obama apologized to the chairman of the Special Olympics before the show aired.

"I'd tell him to get a new bowling ball, new shoes and bring him down to the lane," said McConiughey, who speaks with a serious stutter. "Keep his body straight, his arm straight and keep his steps straight. He has to practice every single day."

I've seen TOTUS bowl. I'm not impressed.

TOTUS Strikes Again: Obama Bowling is Like the Special Olympics

TOTUS strikes again. Another rare moment of Obama without his teleprompter occurred during the taping of the Jay Leno show. Predictably, he gaffed it up. Obama felt the need to make fun of the mentally challenged who show great courage.

The first appearance by a sitting president on "The Tonight Show" may well end up being the last.

President Obama, in his taping with Jay Leno Thursday afternoon, attempted to yuk it up with the funnyman, and ended up insulting the disabled.

Towards the end of his approximately 40-minute appearance, the president talked about how he's gotten better at bowling and has been practicing in the White House bowling alley.

He bowled a 129, the president said.

"That's very good, Mr. President," Leno said sarcastically.

It's "like the Special Olympics or something," the president said.

So clueless without the teleprompter. Why does Obama hate retards?

The Sea Kitten signal has been sounded. And the call is answered. TOTUS will be defeated!!!