RUDY MAKES OBAMA HIS BITCH

Don't mess with Texas...er uh, New York:

"Having been to that part of the world many times and having developed a clear worldview over many years, John knew where he stood. Within hours, he established a very strong, informed position that let the world know exactly how he'll respond as president. At exactly the right time, John McCain said, "We're all Georgians."

Obama's first instinct was to create a moral equivalency - that "both sides" should "show restraint." The same moral equivalency that he has displayed in discussing the Palestinian Authority and the State of Israel.

Later, after discussing it with his 300 foreign policy advisers, he changed his position and suggested that the "the U.N. Security Council" could find a solution. Apparently, none of his 300 advisers told him that Russia has a veto on any U.N. action. Finally Obama put out a statement that looked ... well, it looked a lot like John McCain's.

Here's some free advice: Sen. Obama, next time just call John McCain."

Damn! Rudy woke up.

BLOGGER CLAIMS RUDY GIULIANI'S TEAM ACQUIRED THE MICHELLE OBAMA "WHITEY" TAPE

I'm sort of stuck with covering this story now. Even though I'm growing very tired of it.

The word is that one of the Republican candidates no longer in the race (Rudy) acquired the tape. Republicans will most likely hold the tape until the fall. Because if Hillary had it, she'd let it out now to get rid of Obama.

Things will only get more interesting. Either way, Michelle Obama has using her own mouth, put her husband's foot in it.

Apparently this tape is tougher to find than the Holy Grail. And why would Rudy's team have acquired anything? Dude was only in the race for like 3 hours. It's starting to look like this is all orchestrated by Obama's people to get McCain's people to bite. If they did bite, that would be the last time McCain could challenge Obama and his racist/socialist associations. So don't bite you old bastard.