Hillary Tells the Truth

And will undoubtedly catch shit from her boss.

LAHORE, Pakistan (Oct. 29) - U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said Thursday that Pakistan squandered opportunities over the years to kill or capture leaders of the al-Qaida terrorist network responsible for the Sept. 11 attacks.

While U.S. officials have said they believe Osama bin Laden and senior lieutenants have been hiding in the rugged terrain along the border with Afghanistan, Clinton's unusually blunt comments went further as she suggested that Pakistan's government has done too little to act against al-Qaida's top echelon.

"I find it hard to believe that nobody in your government knows where they are and couldn't get them if they really wanted to," Clinton said in an interview with Pakistani journalists in Lahore. "Maybe that's the case. Maybe they're not gettable. I don't know."

The Pockeestahnies also bitched about drone strikes against the same slack-jawed pinheads they're presently pounding with three divisions in South Waziristan.  Pausing for breath, they then started whining that we should give them the same weapons the Indians paid us for. 

Basically, they want us to keep dumping money into the laps of their elite, or they'll flounder around, cry real loud, and bleed on us.  'Cause they're Muslims with nukes and nothing else - so they deserve it.

Is anyone else sick and tired of beggars with attitude?

And the Nation Lived Happily Ever After

Cop #1: Ok, buddy. We caught ya red handed.

Cop #2: Book 'em, Danno, for violating the Constitution, theft of private property, excessive taxation, ignorant foreign policy, lying to 62 million voters, and selling his country's soul without permission for his own glorification.

Obamacriminal: Gee. I hope they put me in the same cell as someone from ACORN. Joe! Hey, Joe! It's all yours, now!

Joe Biden (offstage): Hey, Mr. President ... um ... Barack? Can I keep the Nobel Prize? And can you take Mobama with you? I watched her walk Yogi Berra to the mound for the first pitch of the World Series the other night, and I swear her hips touched first and third simultaneously.

Also posted at Feed Your ADHD.

They Did the Monstermash

I know it's scary. But have a Happy Halloween!

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Obama's Army Wants to Indoctrinate Children on Halloween

These people have no shame. No sense of decency. And will stop at nothing. Instead of giving children candy on Halloween, Obama's internet army is asking people to give them Obamacare fliers instead. Seriously. Can you imagine the look on these children's faces when some liberal douchebag throws some leaflet in their bag? This from Obama's own internet website.

That is why this Halloween, Organizing for America is asking every Alaskan who supports President Obama's Health Reform Plan - whether you live in Sitka, Wasilla, North Pole, or Barrow - to join with other Alaskans in a Healthy Halloween Reverse Canvass!

Instead of going door-to-door, simply let the people come to you!

* Give trick-or-treaters a flier about President Obama's Health Reform Plan and a “Health Reform NOW” sticker.

Let's make sure that this Halloween the only scary things Alaskans encounter are witches, ghosts, and goblins…and not big insurance companies who promise treats and only give you tricks.

Julius Caesar on Obama

He's not dead, he just smells funny (Oh, wait, that's what my kids say about me). The Big Guy, Julius Caesar, weighs in on our president. You can't keep a good man down.

"I mean, shit son, let's look at foreign policy. Back when the Juice was doin' his thang, them gutta thugs up in Gaul and Iberia knew better than disrespect Rome. 'Cause they knew the Juice had him a strong pimp hand, and he was liable to dial up his legions to go pop a pilium in their ass. This Obamacus clown? No time to talk to his own centurion general, that fool too busy ridin' his chariot all over Europa oratin' laments about his own damn empire. Sorry this, sorry that, open hand, please accept this reset button. Yeah, like that kind of bullshit is gonna calm those Parthians and Vandals and Barbarians the fuck down. And what exactly does he get for it? A couple 10 denarius "peace" medallions from the Goths and Gauls. Back in the day those Gauls had some straightup warrior badasses like Vercingetorix and Ambiorix, but apparently somewhere over the last 2000 years they turned into the biggest bunch of Eurohomos since the Athenians. Yo, you Gauls think Obama is sorry? The Juice is sorry he ever introduced you assholes to public baths."

Iowahawk has the whole story.

A Proper Big Feed Welcome for Our Newest Blogger

If y'all been paying attention, you would have noticed a new blogger this week. His name is Neshobanakni. He's got mad skills. And a Mac. So...you know....He'll be bringing the noise.

Ladies and Gentlemans...sometimes.. the peoples...

...last year....probably didn't make it this year...

What?

Oh hell. The guy was a guitar player, not a God damned B. Hussein Obama speechifying metrosexual faggit assed faggit. The guys rocked his mother fucking face off! I can say that on a Friday night, no? Mother fucking face off? Fuck it. I'm saying it. Good lord I'm wasted. Well...

Sit back, pop open your 15th warm coors and enjoy the slide stylin's of the late, the great...Hound Dog Taylor.



Not even going to try to transcribe the comments before this one... Good thing he can play.

My Dad the Drug Runner

About a week ago, my old man bought a Pontiac at a police auction. A good looking car, other than the radio being gone (same as all cars at these auctions. As soon as they're announced the whole lot is hit and stripped in one night. You'd think cops could look after their own stuff.). He decided to bid at the last moment, making one of the local sheriff's deputies unhappy.

Intending to give it to one of the grandkids, he put a new battery in it and was on his way to get new tires. It overheated on the Natchez Trace. While waiting for a tow, he probed around under the dash to see if he could find out why the turn signals wouldn't work.

He pulled out a small bundle - a rolled up paper towel held together with a rubber band. The rubber band broke, and spilled out white powder. My dad jumped out of the car and brushed the powder off his clothes, and then pulverized the rest into the dirt on the side of the road. He later told the story to another customer at the auto shop it was towed to, who asked very specific questions about the location of the breakdown.

This reminds me of how my dad's dad was involved in the illegal alcohol business when my dad was a kid, and another relative was murdered while transporting stolen cars. So this leads back around to another music video - Copperhead Road.

BOOM, You Got Knocked The F**K Out!

Should have known better than to play dueling videos with HHDT on Friday night!

Good game all. Let's make this a habit.

But Wait ...

...there's more.  The night is young.

Okay...I'm Taking This One Home

It's Friday. Get your asses in gear. What? You still ain't moving?

I Like Blues And Rock As Much As The Next Guy

But I got my own groove. Keeping a band that size and age tight is mad skills.

It's Friday. My Groove Levels Have Risen 73%

So I go with it, ya know?

The late great Rory Gallagher.

Chavez Using Pot Head to Get to Empty Head

What a world. Hugo Chavez passing messages to Obama via Spicoli.

President Hugo Chavez said he met privately with actor Sean Penn on Wednesday, and that the Oscar-winning celebrity may film a movie in Venezuela . Chavez added that he discussed politics with Penn, who said he would soon see U.S. President Barack Obama . Chavez said he'd asked Penn to tell Obama he should take action to earn his Nobel Peace Prize , and should scrap a plan for the U.S. military to increase its presence at bases in Colombia.

For Blues Lovers

This is Mato Nanji with his old band (his family).  I think they're northern plains, maybe Nakota.  Reminds me of Stevie Ray.

Joe Biden Sing What?

Drink some more Joe. A drunk Joe Biden singing about "villages"? I guess he's auditioning for village idiot.

Sting Reveals Man Crush on Obama

Dude ain't never been right.

Sting isn't a religious man, but he says President Barack Obama might be a divine answer to the world's problems.

"In many ways, he's sent from God," he joked in an interview, "because the world's a mess."[...]

"I can't think of any be better qualified because of his background, his education, particularly in regard to Islam," he said.

I Just Got Punked

on a business deal by some Joe Peschi sounding mofo. I feel like scaring someone on Halloween. I pity the fool that rings my bell.

ROLLING STONES: Child of the Moon (rArE!)
by mrjyn

A Modest Proposal

* California farms face cutoff of federal water

* One of the largest fleets ever – idle from global recession

* Melting glaciers causing rising sea levels 

Catastrophe everywhere!  What do these three disasters have to do with one another?  Combine the three, and the disasters disappear. 

There’s a market for fresh water in Collyfornia, but the government won’t allow further depletion of the local aquifer.  There are some seven hundred ships not making money, ‘cause nobody’s importing goods.  And finally, there’re those glaciers, breaking off icebergs and melting and giving everybody the heebie-jeebies (Run For The Hills!). 

With me so far? (Get to the point! sys Ali BB) Steam those rusty hulks north out of Singapore.  Waaaay north.  Past Sarah Palin’s house.  Got the cables?  Maybe some bungee cords?  We’re wranglin’ icebergs!  

That’s right – before they melt, we’re takin’ ‘em to California!  Those fat, glistening freshwater reservoirs are comin’ with us. They’re not raising sea levels. Oh no, they’re raising crops! 

Farmers:  Growing stuff.

Shippers:  Shipping stuff.

Coastal Cities:  Buying stuff – without wearing snorkels. 

You may call the idea crazy.  I call it Elegant. 

Next:  Mr. Iceberg, meet Ms. Sahara Desert.

The Terminator Strikes Back

Check this out. This is no joke. It's been confirmed as a real letter from California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to members of California's State Assembly.

Background: The assemblyman making this request heckled Schwarzenegger at a speech in San Fran, shouting, "Kiss my gay ass!"

And here's the letter Arnold Sent. Read just the first letter of each line in the second and third paragraphs.

Gym Members Claim American Flag is Offensive

Watch this video. God bless the Dane about to become an American citizen. And might I invite you to move to the South. It's the only part of America left.

Russian Scientist Predicts Global Cooling

Considering that where I live it's been 10 to 20 degrees below normal every day this month, I'm going with the Russians.

In a sharp rebuke to climate alarmists who believe human-generated carbon dioxide is responsible for causing catastrophic global warming, a Russian scientist has issued what amounts to a news flash announcing, "Sun Heats Earth!" Habibullo Abdussamatov, the head of space research at St. Petersburg's Pulkovo Astronomical Observatory in Russia, has published a paper in which he tracks sunspot activity going back to the 19th century to argue that total sun irradiance, or TSI, is the primary factor responsible for causing climate variations on Earth, not carbon dioxide. Moreover, Abdussamatov's analysis of sun activity data has led him to conclude that the Earth is entering a prolonged cooling phase because sunspot activity is currently in a phase regarded as a "minimum." "Observations of the sun show that as for the increase in temperature, carbon dioxide is 'not guilty,'" Abdussamatov wrote, "and as for what lies ahead in the coming decades, it is not catastrophic warming, but a global, and very prolonged temperature drop." Abdussamatov's paper is featured on page 140 of a report issued this year by the U.S. Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works, documenting more than 700 scientists who disagree over the proposition that global warming is a man-made, or anthropogenic phenomenon.

Sun heats earth. That seems to make sense.

Southern Culture # 4

Webb Wilder.  Last of the full-grown men.

Southern Culture ... On the Skids

Where's my Captain's Wafers?

Halloween is Coming....

Have fun.

Just don't scare the brothers. Not worth it.

When Hoochie Mamas Attack

I managed to obtain a rare sighting of the big breasted pink hoochie mama in its natural environment.  During my time on the safari, I was able to observe the following. Tomorrow is the hoochie mama's "birfday".  Don't mess with it.  Further, the urban hyena is unable to control its playful cubs. And the hoochie mama's natural defense is mace. Now you don't miss Marlon Perkins so much.

How Climate Change Legislation Works

From Israpundit:

Southern Culture # 2

This can be like a running series or something. Or, it can just fall by the wayside like every other running series around here.  Anyone seen Cousin Kenny?

This is a slaw dog. It has chili (no beans) and mustard. And slaw. They eat these in parts of the South.

Southerners are friendly. And always willing to lend a hand in time of need.




You can laugh. But not if you're Canadian. I've seen your PSAs

Heads Up

Oh snap!

Missing Link Found!

Exclusive!  Straight from Olduvai Gorge - evidence of the long sought link from Rock & Roll to Punk Rock.  Made Mary Leakey very freaky! More fossils rumored!

Mystery in the Desert

Residents of Deming, New Mexico report mysterious explosions.  What does this have to do with Alamogordo nuclear test site?  What does this have to do with Roswell and UFOs?  Where is the latest known sightings of Batboy?

The cover story:  a research center 75 miles away is making diamonds.  That's right, "a girl's best friend" created using carbon and explosives.  That's ridiculous!  There's no way ... Nah, can't be ...

After due consideration, I'm open to suggestions, i.e.; one carat = X  charcoal briquettes + X  M-80s...   And a loooong frick'n match.

Will the NFL Ban Larry Johnson?

We're waiting for answer.  He did, after all, make controversial statements that might have offended someone. And we saw what they did to Rush Limbaugh.

Chiefs running back Larry Johnson, less than 24 hours after taking on coach Todd Haley on his Twitter profile, maintained an edge Monday when approached by reporters in the team's locker room. Hours after Kansas City's 37-7 loss to San Diego on Sunday, Johnson tweeted several controversial remarks directed toward Haley and the coach's lack of football experience. Haley, who is in his first season as a head coach at any level, never played football in high school, college or the pros. A message posted on Johnson's profile, whose username Sunday about 7 p.m. stated: "My father played for the coach from 'rememeber the titans'. Our coach played golf. My father played for redskins briefley. Our coach. Nuthn." Johnson continued the rant, and, in later responses directed toward Johnson's Twitter followers, contained inflammatory remarks about gays. In a reference to someones profile picture, Johnson called it a "fag pic" and called the person a "Christopher street boy," a reference to a predominantly gay section in New Yorks Greenwich Village. Johnson's Twitter profile was taken private and some posts were deleted.

On Monday in the Chiefs locker room, Johnson used another gay slur after saying he wouldn't speak to reporters. Johnson, sitting next to second-year running back Jamaal Charles, told reporters that "I'm not talking till Thursday," his usual day of speaking with reporters. Then Johnson turned away and whispered. "Get your faggot ass out of here," he said. Johnson's agent, Peter Schaffer, said Johnson's tweets were his own but said the running back intended to compliment his father -- Larry Johnson Sr. is the defensive line coach at Penn State -- and not disparage Haley.

Here's Larry. I'm sorry. But dudes that wear pink watches shouldn't be calling anyone gay.

So how thems pledges coming along, celebs?

Time to check in with these friggin' retards. It's been almost a year, how's it going? You help free 5 million slaves yet Demi? Hey Pdiddy, you keeping those lights off? You all flushing only after a deuce? WTF??!?! You helping the elderly there Red Hot Chili Peppers guy? My God. I wish I had the time to check into each one of these.

Another Chapter in the Global Warming Hoax

Here’s an interesting article detailing how a small number of “true believers” have been in control of Gorebal Worming research.  Whenever these cultist rant at you about how we have to change our lives and economy in order to save the world, insist on seeing the original temperature data.  It’s not available to the general public.  A handful of people, including NASA’s James Hansen (not a climate scientist), and England’s University of East Anglia’s Professor Philip Jones, control access to the temperatures.  They won’t allow any skeptics to view the data. 

 That’s not science – that’s religion.

Money quote:  "Thanks to misreading the significance of a brief period of rising temperatures at the end of the 20th century, the Western world (but not India or China) is now contemplating measures that add up to the most expensive economic suicide note ever written."

Southern Culture

Look down your nose at us if you want; we don't care.  Be careful what you say, though.

Posted by Neshobanakni

Rock & Roll: The Show Must Go On

Roadies have the best stories.

Posted by Neshobanakni

List of Torture Music Revealed

This beats the hell out of the Billboard Top 40.

Torturing detainees with waterboarding is one thing. But now a coalition of musicians is demanding the details of the Bush administration practice of blasting music -- everything from the Meow mix jingle to Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" -- to try to coerce information from terrorist suspects at Guantanamo Bay.

“The fact that music I helped create was used in crimes against humanity sickens me,” said Tom Morello, once with the rap metal band Rage Against the Machine. “We need to end torture and close Guantanamo now.”

Rosanne Cash, daughter of famed country singer Johnny Cash, is also troubled by the allegation. “It seems so obvious," she said. "Music should never be used as torture.”

Here's is a list of some of the artists and songs used as torture.

# AC/DC
# Aerosmith
# Barney theme song (By Bob Singleton)
# The Bee Gees
# Britney Spears
# Bruce Springsteen
# Christina Aguilera
# David Gray
# Deicide
# Don McLean
# Dope
# Dr. Dre
# Drowning Pool
# Eminem
# Hed P.E.
# James Taylor
# Limp Bizkit
# Marilyn Manson
# Matchbox Twenty
# Meatloaf
# Meow mix jingle
# Metallica
# Neil Diamond
# Nine Inch Nails
# Pink
# Prince
# Queen
# Rage Against the Machine
# Red Hot Chili Peppers
# Redman
# Saliva
# Sesame street theme music (By Christopher Cerf)
# Stanley Brothers
# "The Star Spangled Banner"

Right. If this don't get terrorists to spill the beans, nothing will.

Obama's Actions (or Lack thereof) Speak Louder than Words

This right here is just bogeyman blowhardness personified.
Yesterday, Obama lashed out at global warming "deniers":

US President Barack Obama on Friday hit out at naysayers he blamed for peddling "cynical" claims that global warming is a myth to derail a landmark climate change bill in Congress.

Obama warned that the closer the Senate came to passing legislation which has already cleared the House of Representatives, the more opponents would resort to underhand tactics.

"The naysayers, the folks who would pretend that this is not an issue, they are being marginalized," Obama warned in a speech at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

"There are those who will suggest that moving toward clean energy will destroy our economy," Obama said, a day after the release of a poll showing fewer Americans see solid evidence of global warming."

But how does Obama really feel about the global warming threat? Apparently, he ain't too worried about. Remember a few weeks ago when he made an unscheduled trip to Copenhagen to fail at getting the Olympic bid for Chicago? High Importance I guess. Well, they're going to be talking global warming in Copenhagen soon. All the great global warming alarmists will be there. But how about Obama?

President Obama will almost certainly not travel to the Copenhagen climate change summit in December and may instead use his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech to set out US environmental goals, The Times has learnt.

The White House would not comment on Mr Obama’s travel plans yesterday, but administration officials have said privately that “Oslo is plenty close” — a reference to the Nobel ceremony that falls on December 10, two days into the Copenhagen meeting.

The White House confirmed that the President would be in Oslo to accept the prize, but a source close to the Administration said it was “hard to see the benefit” of his going to Copenhagen if there was no comprehensive deal for him to close or sign. Another expert, who did not want to be named, said he would be “really, really shocked” if Mr Obama went to Copenhagen, adding that European hopes about the power of his Administration to transform the climate change debate in a matter of months bore little relation to reality. The comprehensive climate change treaty that for years has been the goal of the Copenhagen conference was now an “unrealistic” prospect, Yvo de Boer, the UN official guiding the process, said last week.

So are we to believe that Obama will forsake a chance to save the planet just to attend another festival praising himself? It looks that way.

Carmelita...Hold Me Tighter

I'm just in a musical frame of mind today. Two versions of a fantastic song written by Warren Zevon.

This one is by Dwight Yoakam.



And this one I just found on Youtube. I don't know the gal's name. But it's amazing!

The Only Reason I Hate Owning A BMW

Always somebody wiping their ass on your hood.

Pinata Chic: Michelle Obama's New Fashion Style Revealed

The First Lady models some new duds. The Pinata Chic line replaces the Pin the Tail on the Donkey line that is just so last month.


Inspiration by Rags...the candy-filled jackass.



h/t Weasel Zippers

Mick Jagger: King of the World.

Capt. I believe you bring up an important issue regarding Mick Jagger and how wasted he was in 1978. The late 70's early 80's are gold mines for wasted Mick in general. It's Friday night and politics doesn't interest me much at these times. So I present coked up Mick in two interviews. I love this guy. Sniff Sniff goes the coke drips.

The Pigeons

I can't add to this. I just can't.



And Ali got me to thinking. It's Friday. How high is Mick Jagger in this video? I'll tell ya how high. He's so high that Keith Richards is actually sober enough to shake his head at Mick when he messes up the lyrics. That's pretty damn high.

Teleprompter Screws Barry Again

President Obama today at MIT. His teleprompter took the day off. What was left was a talking suit with no core principles. This is what happens to people who lack core principles. They need teleprompters and stare blankly like cows in a passing train when they lose that teleprompter.

Before Libs Took Over the News Media, Schools and Popular Culture...

They were treated like the mentally challenged empty headed children they are.



Good stuff. Love Harry's riff at the end.

Remember When the Libs Started to Fall for Peggy Noonan?

I'm thinking she's outside the circle of trust again.

Back during the election, and subsequent Obama honeymoon period, Peggy was writing article after article praising Obama and giving him a basically easy time. Libs wet their pull-ups over this. Whatever her reasons (my guess is Temporary Tard Syndrome brought on by a dropping anvil from a fifth story window ala Bugs Bunny) she seems to have finally lost patience with Hopey.


The problem isn't his personality, it's his policies. His problem isn't what George W. Bush left but what he himself has done. It is a problem of political judgment, of putting forward bills that were deeply flawed or off-point. Bailouts, the stimulus package, cap-and-trade; turning to health care at the exact moment in history when his countrymen were turning their concerns to the economy, joblessness, debt and deficits—all of these reflect a misreading of the political terrain. They are matters of political judgment, not personality. (Republicans would best heed this as they gear up for 2010: Don't hit him, hit his policies. That's where the break with the people is occurring.)

Full Article Here

Friday: I Love You

Rock till you drop. And never stop.

Two versions of All Down the Line. These boys just get better with age. Like cheese.





Nothing makes weenie liberals more angry than when us repugs declare our love for rock and roll. It shakes them to their very core. They think it's their music for some reason. I've seen this anger up close. I've seen the spittle in the corner of their mouths and the wetness around the eyes. It scares them. Like having their kitten kidnapped. Those open minded, multicultural, sissy perma-Potsie's can't figure it out. Can't understand it.

So I rock harder.

Yours,

Ali.

Swine Flu Shot Cripples Cheerleader

I saw this story a few days ago.

The FDA's website lists the Swine Flu H1n1 vaccines ingredients which include mercury and formaldehyde.

Behind Closed Doors

From the Mouths of Babes

Today my son told me he wanted to dress up for Halloween as Barack Obama. Disgusted, I ask him why in the world he wanted to do that? He replied: "So I can stay at home and just take other kids' candy when they come to the door". Left me speechless.

Minnesota Man Finds a Way to Defeat Gravity

To wrap up gravity week, we bring you this story of a Minnesota man who may have just saved the world. You can't fall down if you never get up.

A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left a bar in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers.

Prosecutors say Anderson's blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed his motorised La-Z-Boy into a parked vehicle in August 2008. He was not seriously injured.

Police said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower and had a stereo and cup holders.

Obama Picks Polar Bears Over Jobs, Energy Independence and National Security

Don't tell me this man isn't trying to destroy America.

The Obama administration said Thursday it is designating more than 200,000 square miles in Alaska and off its coast as "critical habitat" for polar bears, an action that could add restrictions to future offshore drilling for oil and gas.

Federal law prohibits agencies from taking actions that may adversely affect critical habitat and interfere with polar bear recovery.

Eco-Nutjobs Declare War on Paper Bags and Pets

You were warned. You knew that once they defeated plastic, they were coming for paper.

In a city that has already banned plastic shopping sacks there is a new foe: paper bags.

San Francisco Supervisor Ross Mirkarimi on Tuesday introduced legislation intended to encourage customers to bring their own shopping bags so stores can reduce the number of bags doled out at check out.

The ordinance, if passed, would require retailers to offer a 10-cent rebate to customers who use reusable sacks.

If the stores fail to comply, they would face fines from $100 to $500.

But wait...There's more. The nutroots are suggesting we switch to pets we can eat.

The eco-pawprint of a pet dog is twice that of a 4.6-litre Land Cruiser driven 10,000 kilometres a year, researchers have found.

Victoria University professors Brenda and Robert Vale, architects who specialise in sustainable living, say pet owners should swap cats and dogs for creatures they can eat, such as chickens or rabbits, in their provocative new book Time to Eat the Dog: The real guide to sustainable living.

The couple have assessed the carbon emissions created by popular pets, taking into account the ingredients of pet food and the land needed to create them.

“If you have a German shepherd or similar-sized dog, for example, its impact every year is exactly the same as driving a large car around,” Brenda Vale said.

“A lot of people worry about having SUVs but they don’t worry about having Alsatians and what we are saying is, well, maybe you should be because the environmental impact … is comparable.”

I've tried this. You can throw all the sticks you want. That cow ain't fetching it.

Ann Spanks Prissy Poser Olbermann

Great smack-down by Ann Coulter of Keith Olbermann Here regarding his general overall incompetence.

A choice snippet:

I don't blame Keith personally for this blatant distortion: He gets all his research material from Markos Moulitsas and other left-wing bloggers, so he can't be held responsible for the content of his show. Keith's principle contribution to the program is his nightly display of self-congratulation and pompous douche-baggery.

Great stuff throughout.

Poor Keith.

Keith: "Even your breath smells like rainbows. Sigh"

From the We Are ALL Americans Files....

Dude is unitin' like a mofo!

Remember all that "There are no blue states, there are no red states, we are the UNITED STATES!" ?

Me either...

Obama's Safe School Czar Funds Anti-Christian Harvard "Art Show"

The hits just keep coming. These people don't like America. They simply don't. But hey. Your kids will be safe.

From Mass Resistance:

If you want to know what Americans can expect in public schools, look no further.

Kevin Jennings is Barack Obama's "safe schools" czar in the US Department of Education. He's also the founder of the national homosexual group GLSEN, which sets up "gay straight alliance" clubs in high schools and middle schools across America. GLSEN is officially supported by the Massachusetts Legislature.

Jennings is also a former member of the radical homosexual group "Act Up", and he contributed to this depraved and offensive museum exhibit on "Act Up" now at Harvard University (see press release) .

This exhibit is a window into what the homosexual movement thinks of you, your children, religion, and America. It involves sexual perversion, child pornography, and anti-Catholic bigotry. And it's what your "safe schools" czar Kevin Jennings supports.

Found at the "art show".


Read more here. Warning. Disgusting gay stuff.

Michelle Obama Bogarts Grade School Field Day

I stumbled upon these images. Best I can tell, Michelle Obama pushed a bunch of third grade girls out of the way so she could dominate field day. No bullies!!!

Here were the events she won.

Non-hair Moving Jump Rope

Hula Hoop (wide hip division)

Fire Starting

American Bad Ass

Sometimes you forget. Punks today don't even know. Respect. Washington's image gets distorted in grade school with the watered-down, chopping down cherry trees and never telling a lie , version of the man pushed on our children. But make no mistake. George Washington was a warrior. A 6' 3, fist-fighting bad ass who would cut your throat in your sleep if you stood between his people and liberty.

December 1776 was a desperate time for George Washington and the American Revolution. The ragtag Continental Army was encamped along the Pennsylvania shore of the Delaware River exhausted, demoralized and uncertain of its future.

The troubles had begun the previous August when British and Hessian troops invaded Long Island routing the colonial forces, forcing a desperate escape to the island of Manhattan. The British followed up their victory with an attack on Manhattan that compelled the Americans to again retreat, this time across the Hudson River to New Jersey.

The British followed in hot pursuit, chasing the Americans through New Jersey and by December had forced the Continental Army to abandon the state and cross the Delaware into Pennsylvania. With New Jersey in their firm control and Rhode Island successfully occupied, the British were confident that the Revolution had been crushed. The Continental Army appeared to be merely an annoyance soon to be swatted into oblivion like a bothersome bee at a picnic.

To compound Washington's problems, the enlistments of the majority of the militias under his command were due to expire at the end of the month and the troops return to their homes. Washington had to do something and quickly.

His decision was to attack the British. The target was the Hessian-held town of Trenton just across the Delaware River.


Before Washington and his troops left, Benjamin Rush had come in an attempt to cheer up the General. While he was there, he saw a note Washington had written, which said "Victory or Death". Those words would be the password for the surprise attack. Each soldier carried 60 rounds of ammunition, and three days of rations. When the army arrived at the shores of the Delaware, they were already behind schedule and clouds began to form above them. It began to rain, then it hailed, and then it snowed. Nevertheless, the Americans began to cross the river, of which Henry Knox had overall command. The men went across in Durham boats, while the horses and artillery went across on large ferries. The 14th Continental Regiment of John Glover manned the boats. During the crossing, several men fell overboard, including Colonel John Haslet. Haslet was quickly pulled out of the water. No one died during the crossing, and all the artillery pieces made it over in good condition.

Two small detachments of infantry, of about 40 men, each were ordered ahead of main columns. Their job was to set roadblocks ahead of the main army, and take prisoner whoever came in to or left the town. One of the groups was sent north of Trenton, and the other was sent to block River Road, which ran along the Delaware River to Trenton.

The terrible weather conditions delayed the landing in New Jersey, which were supposed to be completed by 12:00 am until 3:00 am, and Washington realized it would be impossible to launch a pre-dawn attack. Another setback also occurred for the Americans, as both General Cadwalader and Ewing were unable to join in the attack due to the weather conditions.

At 4:00 am, they began to march towards Trenton. Along the way, several civilians joined as volunteers, and led as guides because of their knowledge of the terrain. After marching 1.5 miles (2 km) through windy roads into the wind, they reached Bear Tavern where they turned right. The ground was slippery, but it was level, making it easier for the horses and artillery and they made better time. They soon reached Jacob's Creek, where, after a difficult process, the Americans made it across. The two groups stayed together until they reached Birmingham, where they split apart. Soon after, they reached the house of Benjamin Moore, and the family offered food and drink to Washington. At this point, the first signs of daylight began to appear. Many of the troops did not have boots, so they were forced to wear rags around their feet. Some of the men's feet bled, turning the snow to a dark red. Two men died on the trip.

As they continued their march, Washington rode up and down their line, encouraging the men to continue on. While they were marching, General Sullivan had a courier tell Washington that the weather was making it difficult to fire. Washington responded, "Tell General Sullivan to use the bayonet. I am resolved to take Trenton."

Here's part 1 of a video series I'm going to share.

Gravity Continues its Rampage

You can't stop it. You can only hope to contain it.

More from the "Do You Believe this Sh*t?" Files

It just keeps getting more and more absurd. The White House, yes, the White House, emails MSNBC during a live broadcast to get MSNBC to push the White House's talking point. This could only be more disgusting if more than 10 people watched MSNBC. In any event, it does indeed appear that we are rapidly becoming Stalinized.

Joe Biden Tells Polish Soldiers "They're the Best"

Way to go Joe. Just slap the American soldier right in the face. Smart power!?!?

Vice President Biden pulled out one of his favorite phrases in Warsaw Wednesday, as he met with Polish soldiers who trained troops in Afghanistan. "Your troops are amazing," Biden told a soldier, according to the pool. "They really are. They're the best."

This while Commander in Chief Pantywaste twiddles his thumbs on whether to send more troops to Afghanistan and American soldiers are dying.




Right here Joe. Right here.

They All Look Alike: MSNBC Mistakes Jesse Jackson for Al Sharpton

Can you imagine the white guilt floating around MSNBC today? That 40 acres and mule deal is off! Those white people gonna have to feel twice as guilty as they was feeling before.

Jesse don't look happy. I don't think he likes having HIS race-baiting mixed up with HIS race-baiting.



Yeah. Okay. When else am I going to get to feature this video?

Another Obama Czar Sings Mao's Praises

Just how many commies are in the White House? This time its Ron Bloom. America's "manufacturing czar". Unreal. Just really unreal.

Green Friendly Lawn Mower

To hell with hybrids. You're not really green until you have goats in your front yard.

Dogs are man's best friend, but goats, it seems, are emerging as man's best lawnmower.

Two recent reports add to the evidence: Goats being used to maintain property, especially public property, in Great Neck, Long Island, and Andover, Mass.

In New York, Congressman Gary Ackerman has enlisted about two dozen goats in Kings Point Park on Long Island's Gold Coast. They'll assist AmeriCorps volunteers in removing vines that are destroying the 175-acre park.

Community Organizer College

Paul Shanklin's "Community Organizer College" parody commercial.

Gravity Strikes Again

This time, in Russia.

Don't Go Breaking My Balls

The White House's Shocking Admission - "We Control the News"

Show this to any of your liberal friends who still think the media isn't biased and in the tank for Obama. This from Obama's Mao loving czar, Anita Dunn. This is just disgusting in its Stalinism.

TEL AVIV – President Obama's presidential campaign focused on "making" the news media cover certain issues while rarely communicating anything to the press unless it was "controlled," White House Communications Director Anita Dunn disclosed to the Dominican government at a videotaped conference.

"Very rarely did we communicate through the press anything that we didn't absolutely control," said Dunn.

From the Land of Hope and Change - Rush Limbaugh as a Klansman - And Stuff Alec Baldwin Says

This cartoon from the Chicago Sun-Times. It depicts Rush Limbaugh as a Klansman.


I'm still waiting for a cartoon lampooning this current event.




Apparently, Alec Baldwin agrees. Conservative commentators are racists.

On HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher" Friday night, host Bill Maher posed a simple question to his panel (which included Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley, actor Alec Baldwin and MSNBC's Chris Matthews): "Is Rush Limbaugh a racist?"

"I think you need to always distinguish the rank and file of the Republican Party and conservatives and voters from their media representation and media stars and I believe that the people who are in the media and prominent in the media in the conservative community, speaking on behalf of the Republican Party, have a very clear racist stripe through their commentary, consistently. Not just Limbaugh but all of those people. But I don't think that their rank and file Republicans are like that," Baldwin said.

Time to call in the "Race Detective"


Read this fantastic comic here.

Sharpton Threatens to Sue Limbaugh

Sharpton doesn't like having his race-baiting being pointed out. Hims gonna get his lawsuit on.

The Rev. Al Sharpton is ready for a Rush to judgment.

The civil rights leader, typically impervious to insults, said Saturday that he will sue Rush Limbaugh for defamation unless he gets an apology from the right-wing radio host.

Sharpton was outraged by a Limbaugh op-ed piece in The Wall Street Journal that blamed him for the 1991 Crown Heights riot and a 1995 killing spree at a Harlem store.

"I am definitely going to prove he makes reckless, unaccountable statements," Sharpton said. "Which is why he was forced out of buying an NFL team in the first place."

Limbaugh lashed out at Sharpton over the right-wing radio host's failed attempt to purchase a piece of the St. Louis Rams. Sharpton, among others, blasted Limbaugh's bid for NFL ownership.

Limbaugh replied in his op-ed piece that Sharpton "played a leading role in the 1991 Crown Heights riot ... and 1995 Freddie's Fashion Mart riot."

Seven people were killed by a gun-toting man who set a fire in the Freddie's Fashion Mart. A Jewish scholar was stabbed to death in Crown Heights three hours after a 7-year-old black boy was fatally struck by a car.

Slanderous, according to Sharpton, who denied both allegations.

"He doesn't have the right to lie and accuse people of crimes," Sharpton said. "He wants to criminalize me.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/10/17/2009-10-17_rev_al_sharpton_threatens_to_sue_rush_limbaugh_over_wall_street_journal_oped.html#ixzz0ULbhG9Ls

What do other sources say regarding Sharpton and his involvement in the aforementioned events?

Crown Heights:

Slate
Crown Heights: Blacks, Jews and the 1991 Brooklyn Riot
Salon





Freddie's Fashion Mart:

Wikipedia

In 1995, a black Pentecostal Church, the United House of Prayer, which owned a retail property on 125th Street, asked Fred Harari, a Jewish tenant who operated Freddie's Fashion Mart, to evict his longtime subtenant, a black-owned record store called The Record Shack. Sharpton led a protest in Harlem against the planned eviction of The Record Shack.[48][49][50] Sharpton told the protesters, "We will not stand by and allow them to move this brother so that some white interloper can expand his business."[51]

On December 8, 1995, Roland J. Smith Jr., one of the protesters, entered Harari's store with a gun and flammable liquid, shot several customers and set the store on fire. The gunman fatally shot himself, and seven store employees died of smoke inhalation.[52][53] Fire Department officials discovered that the store's sprinkler had been shut down, in violation of the local fire code.[54] Sharpton claimed that the perpetrator was an open critic of himself and his nonviolent tactics. Sharpton later expressed regret for making the racial remark, "white interloper," and denied responsibility for inflaming or provoking the violence.[13][55]

Good Call Holding the Olympics in Rio

A drug gang shoots down a police helicopter in Rio De Janeiro.

The messed up thing is, compared to Chicago, I can't even say they should have held the Olympics in America.

Illegal Aliens Outraged Over Halloween Costume

And Target caves. Piss on these people.

A Southern California immigrant rights group has asked Target stores to stop selling an "illegal alien" Halloween costume it says is offensive to immigrants. The costume, posted on Target's web site, features the mask of an alien with a green card and an orange jumpsuit with "illegal alien" written across the front.Target spokesman Joshua Thomas says the company is removing the costume from the site after receiving several complaints. He says the store never intended to sell the outfit but included it in its online offerings by mistake. Angelica Salas, executive director of the Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights of Los Angeles, says she wrote an e-mail to the Minneapolis-based retailer Friday calling the costume "distasteful, mean-spirited, and ignorant of social stigmas and current debate on immigration reform."