Sunday, January 31, 2010

What is the Iranian Nutjob Planning?

My guess is that this has something to do with our currency. The crap is hitting the fan all around the globe. First, China is blowing a gasket because America is selling arms to Taiwan, and now this.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says the nation will deliver a harsh blow to the "global arrogance" on this year's anniversary of the Islamic Revolution.
"The Islamic Revolution opened a window to liberty for the human race, which was trapped in the dead ends of materialism," Ahmadinejad said during a cabinet meeting on Sunday.
Meanwhile...
Tension between the US and Iran heightened dramatically today with the disclosure that Barack Obama is deploying a missile shield to protect American allies in the Gulf from attack by Tehran.
The US is dispatching Patriot defensive missiles to four countries – Qatar, United Arab Emirates, Bahrain and Kuwait – and keeping two ships in the Gulf capable of shooting down Iranian missiles. Washington is also helping Saudi Arabia develop a force to protect its oil installations.
American officials said the move is aimed at deterring an attack by Iran and reassuring Gulf states fearful that Tehran might react to sanctions by striking at US allies in the region. Washington is also seeking to discourage Israel from a strike against Iran by demonstrating that the US is prepared to contain any threat.

Obama Flips Middle Finger at Republicans...Literally

Yeah he did.   See the 25 second mark.



And it's not the first time he's flipped off his political opponents. These screenshots are from HotAirPundit.

Hillary Clinton in 2008



Introducing that Mayor that endorsed Hillary in the Primary in PA.



John McCain the day before the election.

 

How's that for bi-partisanship? Well...Right back at ya Slick:

Obama Bows to Tampa Mayor

Is there anyone's boots he won't lick? AP photo:

U.S. President Barack Obama bows to Tampa Mayor Pam Iorio at MacDill Air Force Base on Thursday, Jan. 28, 2010 in Tampa, Fla.

More Major Global Warming Scandals Revealed

Both of these developments are huge.  But is anyone in the American MSM going to report this? First...
A STARTLING report by the United Nations climate watchdog that global warming might wipe out 40% of the Amazon rainforest was based on an unsubstantiated claim by green campaigners who had little scientific expertise.
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) said in its 2007 benchmark report that even a slight change in rainfall could see swathes of the rainforest rapidly replaced by savanna grassland. The source for its claim was a report from WWF, an environmental pressure group, which was authored by two green activists. They had based their “research” on a study published in Nature, the science journal, which did not assess rainfall but in fact looked at the impact on the forest of human activity such as logging and burning. This weekend WWF said it was launching an internal inquiry into the study.
And second...

In what may cause fresh embarrassment to the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), it has emerged that its warning about ice disappearing from the world's mountain tops was based on a student's thesis and an article published in a mountaineering magazine.
Earlier, the IPCC had to issue a humiliating apology over its inaccurate claim that global warming will melt most of the Himalayan glaciers by 2035 was based on a "speculative" article published in New Scientist. In its recent report, IPCC stated that observed reductions in mountain ice in the Andes, Alps and Africa was being caused by global warming, citing two papers as the source of the information. However, it has emerged that one of the sources quoted was a feature article published in a popular magazine for climbers which was based on anecdotal evidence from mountaineers about the changes they were witnessing on the mountainsides around them, The Telegraph reports.
The other was a dissertation written by a geography student, studying for the equivalent of a master's degree, at the University of Berne in Switzerland that quoted interviews with mountain guides in the Alps.

Obama Recuriting in High School

When will they come for your child?

Obama is using our public school system to recruit for his Alinsky-inspired private army. Organizing for America is (and I quote) recruiting in our high schools to "build on the movement that elected President Obama by empowering students across the country to help us bring about our agenda" ............of national socialism.
The Ohio High School is Perry Local in Massillon, Ohio.
This is incredible. And evil. Suffer the little children -- enlisted like SS youth. This is no accident. Obama is poisoning our public school system. He acts as if it's his own private breeding farm. Once again academic learning and achievement is hopelessly abandoned, and supplanted by radical leftist activism from the leftwing Alinsky indoctrinators in the perversepublic school system.

Read more here at Atlas Shrugged

Fur Protester Sets Self on Fire...Cop Rushes to Put Him Out...Accidentally Douses Him with Pepper Spray Instead of Water...Man Dies

Once again, you read right.

The first Portland Police officer to arrive on the scene of the man who set himself on fire Wednesday outside the Nicholas Ungar Furs store accidentally used pepper spray in an attempt to put out the flames instead of a fire extinguisher, officials at the Portland Police Bureau said Thursday.
Police said the officer, who was nearby, saw 26-year-old Daniel Shaull from Kansas on fire, parked her patrol car, went to her trunk and accidentally grabbed pepper spray used for riot control instead of the fire extinguisher.
The canister of pepper spray the officer used is red like many fire extinguishers. “They (officer and motorist) attempted to get the young man to roll on the ground to put out the flames,” Portland Police Chief Rosie Sizer said. “He kept running away and was uncooperative. Eventually, additional cover units arrived, and they were able to get him on the ground and extinguish the flames.”
Shaull, however, later died at Legacy Emanuel Hospital.
It is not clear if the man was running away because of the effects of the pepper spray. Witnesses said Shaull poured gasoline on himself and then set himself on fire outside the Nicholas Ungar Furs store at 12th and Yamhill and began screaming: “There are animals dying! Animals dying!”
Here's a video report:


Officer used pepper spray to douse man on fire

Remembering the Tet Offensive

United States Marines at their finest.


The Wolfman of Copenhagen

Spoof trailer - Pachauri is the wolfman of Copenhagen.


Saturday, January 30, 2010

When Grandmothers of Teen Strippers Attack

Yeah. You read right.


A Bit of Musical Automotive History

My first car was a '65 Rambler American. Nash Ramblers were the only compact cars in America before the Japanese cars hit our shores in response to the energy crisis.




... Okay, I guess Corvair, Falcon, and Dart might qualify. But Rambler was way ahead of the curve.

More commentary here.

America - It Just Ain't What it Used to Be # 5

The roaring 20's.  Great video of the period.



Drunk Democrats on the Senate Floor

Mark Levin thinks Senator Leahy was drunk while giving this speech.

Senator Patrick Leahy's (D-VT) rather bizarre denunciation of the US Supreme Court's decision to ease government control of campaign contributions has syndicated conservative talker Mark Levin wondering: is he slurring his speech? You be the judge.


That one is up for debate. This clip, however, of Senator Max Baucus, is not. Drunker than a skunk.



And this one, well, turn about is fair play.

Friday, January 29, 2010

PETA Protester Catches a Pie in the Face....

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long while. A chick in a seal suit getting pied by a dude in a fisherman suit. Yeah, you read right.




h/t WZ

Obama's Train to Nowhere


Obama wants us to build a high-speed bullet-train. For a 75 mile trip! From Orlando Airport to somewhere in the Tampa area (to be figured out later).

"Think about it. (Obama hasn’t.) Rail travel works best connecting centralized cities. Orlando is hardly centralized. And Tampa Bay is likely the least suitable metropolitan area in America for an expensive new rail system: its center is salt water.

...Not surprisingly, Florida voters, who know more about their geography than Obama, turned down the Train to Nowhere by a 64%-36% landslide in 2004 when they were expected to pay for it.

Now we all get to pay for it.

In general, high-speed rail promises to be a bountiful job-generating boondoggle for decades for loyal Obama constituencies such as planners, plaintiff’s attorneys, and environmental activists. Watch as they laboriously rule out each proposed route by discovering some obscure Endangered Species of weed or bug, and then go back to the drawing board, all the while billing at their hourly rates."

Hey Girls!

A former Mrs. Arkansas speaks on advertisements at inappropriate times. Or inappropriate advertisements at appropriate times.


$101,000 to Feed the B*tch - Pelosi's Flight Food Bill

Meanwhile, I have a $2 per day lunch allowance.

It reads like a dream order for some wild frat party: Maker's Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E&J brandy, Bailey's Irish Crème, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey … and Corona beer.
But that single receipt makes up just part of the more than $101,000 taxpayers paid for "in-flight services" – including food and liquor, for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's trips on Air Force jets over the last two years. That's almost $1,000 per week.
Documents obtained under the Freedom of Information Act by Judicial Watch, which investigates and prosecutes government corruption, show that the Pelosi incurred expenses of some $2.1 million for her use of Air Force jets for travel over that time.

SEC Agrees to Insanity

This story is getting very little press. But just ponder the implications of the SEC's vote. Forcing businesses to acknowledge a bogus scientific theory, and then having that bogus theory affect their bottom line. This is a huge defeat in the war against global warming nimrods.

The commission, in a 3 to 2 vote, decided to require that companies disclose in their public filings the impact of climate change on their businesses -- from new regulations or legislation they may face domestically or abroad to potential changes in economic trends or physical risks to a company.
Chairman Mary L. Schapiro and the two Democrats on the commission supported the new requirements, while the two Republicans vehemently opposed them.
"I can only conclude that the purpose of this release is to place the imprimatur of the commission on the agenda of the social and environmental policy lobby, an agenda that falls outside of our expertise and beyond our fundamental mission of investor protection," Republican commissioner Kathleen L. Casey said.
I really can't wait to see how these companies address this requirement in their public filings.

Times are Tough - Drag Queens Now Offering Half Off Oral Sex

Actually, it's more like 60% off.  But I figure any man shelling out money for sex with a broke down Rupaul ain't gonna quibble over 10%.

Drag queen "Ray" was enraged when a late-night customer on Toronto's downtown track offered him $5 for oral sex recently.

"I didn't spend two hours getting my makeup on and all dressed up for that," says the 36-year-old former hairdresser from Venezuela, who usually charges $60 for the service.

The recession has seen the street price of oral sex, the most common service, plummet from $60 last fall to $20 today. "Full service" involving intercourse has dropped from $150 to $80.

It's Friday

What are your plans tonight?

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Around the Horn

"Around the Horn" - (thrown) from third base to second to first in trying for a double play

Severed pig heads left at mosques, PETA calls for robotic groundhog, Ebay accuses board game of racism, etc... - Hack Wilson

No booze while looking at nude girls in Cobb County - Conservative Scalawag

Subway Diversion - Are We Lumberjacks?



The Florida Bullet train and what you MUST KNOW... - The K.O.O.K.'s Manifesto

How to Report the News

This really is the golden age of conservative humor.


More Lies Revealed in U.N.'s Global Warming Report


A United Nations report on climate change that has been lambasted for its faulty research is under new attack for yet another instance of what its critics say is sloppy science -- adding to a growing scandal that has undermined the credibility of scientists and policymakers who back the U.N.'s findings about global warming. In the Fourth Assessment Report (AR4), issued in 2007 by the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), scientists wrote that 40 percent of the Amazon rainforest in South America was endangered by global warming. But that assertion was discredited this week when it emerged that the findings were based on numbers from a study by the World Wildlife Federation that had nothing to do with the issue of global warming -- and that was written by a freelance journalist and green activist.


More BS from the World Wildlife Federation - It was a report about forest fires.

Congressional Websites Hacked After Obama Speech

This is the message many of our Congressional representatives received on their websites after Obama's speech:



Or something to that effect:
Shortly after President Obama’s State of the Union address, constituents visiting the web sites of Congressional representatives like Charles Gonzalez (20th District of Texas), Spencer Bachus (Alabama’s 8th District), and Brian Baird (Washington’s 3rd District) were presented with a defacement message from the Red Eye Crew that as of 4:10 am EST remains up on their web sites. All of the sites affected are in the house.gov domain, but not every congressional site in the domain is defaced.

Read more here.

Fact Checking Obama's SOTU

By the AP of all places. A summary? Obama lied.

A Knockdown Dragout - Breitbart Sets Shuster Straight on the O'Keefe Affair

MSNBC's David Shuster tries to shout over Andrew Breitbart while Breitbart hands him his arse.


Senator Inhofe: Obama is a Better Liar than Clinton (Audio)

Sen. Inhofe reacts to President Obama's State of the Union address.


avatar bit torrent

How Do You Spell Psycho?

W-O-O-F!

Too bad I have to walk out the door and actually work today because I have some rather choice words for this episode, but parents, please, if you child is doing this, please seek some help. 12 page photo spreads in the local paper don't count.

H/T: JWF

Chris Matthews and His Paternalistic Racism

This is simply amazing.  Much along the lines of Harry Reid's "Negro" moment.  This man is simply obsessed with race.  Put these three MSNBC moral degenerates together and just watch the magic:
     

So the Democrats Want to Make a Big Deal About Alito's "Not True" Moment?

Let them make a big deal about it.  His "not true" is true.  And besides, the Republicans can and SHOULD hit back with this BLATANT OBAMA LIE: 

Last night, in his state of the union address, Obama uttered these words:

So we face big and difficult challenges. And what the American people hope - what they deserve - is for all of us, Democrats and Republicans, to work through our differences; to overcome the numbing weight of our politics.
Sure. That makes sense. And that is what the American people want. But that ain't what you want. How do I know? Because I've seen your ass Barry. I knew you way back when you was getting your "I'm the king" on. When you were all about "the folks" getting out of the way.  You remember that Barry?  I do.




LIAR! 





Beck at his Best

I'm not among what I see as a growing number of Beck haters. When the man's right, he's right.

This is Beck at his most entertaining. Beck opened tonight’s show with what can only be described as a tour-de-force excoriation of yesterday’s Joe Klein article accusing Americans of being dumb.


Koko's Earth Control

This was penned in 1928. Hard to believe.



Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Alito..."Not True"

Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito shook his and mouthed "not true," while President Obama criticized the Supreme Court for their recent decision.  I'm sure nutroots will say this was a breach of etiquette, and call for his removal.  I disagree. He could have said "you lie"...which is what Obama did.  Alito is seated on the far left, next to the wise Latino woman.  




h/t Ace

Meanwhile, Harry Reid yawned as Obama blabbered on and on during his state of the union address.

Things got so crazy that Chris Matthews "forgot he (Obama) was black".  His words, not mine.

Holy Crap! That Sumbitch is Still Talking!!!

I turned the channel. And figured I'd go back for the Republican response. He's still yapping. And talking tough. Making promises of action against rogue nations. Yeah, we know how his promises work. And a leader in countering climate change? Not something to brag about champ.

And after all that, he ends with "I don't quit". Yeah, it's all about you. Well, dipshit, a lot of us never got a chance to quit. We were fired!!!

Screw this noise. Let's watch "How Can She Slap"





True Reason O'Keefe was in Landrieu's Office Revealed

This makes total sense now. And quite clever if you ask me. Well, except for the fact they got caught.

A law enforcement official says the four men arrested for attempting to tamper with the phones in the New Orleans office of Sen. Mary Landrieu (D) were not trying to intercept or wiretap the calls.

Instead, the official says, the men, led by conservative videomaker James O'Keefe, wanted to see how her local office staff would respond if the phones were inoperative. They were apparently motivated, the official says, by criticism that when Sen. Landrieu became a big player in the health care debate, people in Louisiana were having a hard time getting through on the phones to register their views.

That is, the official says, what led the four men to pull this stunt -- to see how the local staffers would react if the phones went out. Would the staff just laugh it off, or would they express great concern that local folks couldn't get through?

Barack Bingo



Obama Girl Turning on Obama

So the bimbo wised up. I don't buy it. She's just looking for another 15 minutes of fame. Breasts might shrink, but stupidity just keeps getting bigger.

First, Massachusetts turned on the president.

Now, the bikini-clad "Obama Girl" -- who famously cooed about her "crush" throughout the presidential campaign on YouTube videos -- admits the thrill is gone.

Amber Lee Ettinger -- the buxom sensation who lip-synched about her love for then-candidate Barack Obama -- said she wishes he spent his first year in office more focused on fixing the abysmal economy.

"I know he's getting a lot of flak for things that he's not doing," she told The Post. "In my opinion, I feel like he should be focusing a lot more on jobs and the economy."

"He did create some jobs, but most of them were government jobs and that doesn't really help the middle class. But it helps a bit," said Ettinger.

Haitian Girl Survives Fifteen Days Under Rubble


Teenager rescued by French crew.

Never give up. And cut the Cheese-Eaters some slack.

The Obligatory Obama Loves Himself Video

I'm usually way ahead of the curve on these vids. I saw this one a few days ago and passed. But I'll show it now, in light of Obama's upcoming SOTU address.

132 times Obama mentions himself in this speech.


Rahm Emanuel - The Musical

Satirical Israeli website explains the reasons for Rahm Emanuel's anti-Israeli policies in a tribute to classic Israeli film.



Behar Says Tebow Could Have Just as Easily Been a Racist Pedophile

Or, alternatively, he could have just as easily been a demented, hate-filled talk show host. Go Tebow Go!

See video of the shrill shrew here.
 
Tebow responds to the ad controversy.
Just a good kid.



Report: O'Keefe Wasn't Wiretapping

I do find it hard to believe that he would be so stupid as to actually wiretap the place. Then again, I'm not in show business.

But there is absolutely no allegation in the criminal complaint that “wiretapping” or “bugging” is any part of this case, just the charge that O’Keefe and the others entered Sen. Landrieu’s office in New Orleans “for the purpose of interfering with the office’s telephone system.”
On a tip from Nesho, it's being reported that O'Keefe was trying to show that the Senator's office had rigged their phones to give a busy signal even when they were not handling calls. Now that makes sense to me.

Petition to Repeal the First Amendment

These are the people the Chinese will make house slaves. The rest of us will be in the fields.


Late for an Interview

The economy is tough. How tough is it? Watch this man go nuts when too many people get on the elevator.



Obama Needs an Intervention

Someone needs to cure him of his addiction to his teleprompter.  Sunday, we ran a story that showed him using it during a conversation with grade-schoolers (see link in left sidebar), and now this from yesterday.  For piss' sake!  He's talking to like 12 people.  


New Hampshire High School Kids + Journey = Epic Fail

What else would you expect? Warning...This is pretty damn bad.

Courtesy of Manchester Memorial High School in Manchester, NH.



Buck Owens and the Bakersfield Sound

Americana at its best.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Robert Reich Rewrites History


Former Obama economic advisor, Clinton Secretary of Labor, and Berkely Prof. Robert Reich claimed yesterday in his column at Salon.com that Fox News played a role in the conservative resurgence of 1994: In December 1994, Bill Clinton proposed a so-called middle-class bill of rights including more tax credits for families with children, expanded retirement accounts, and tax-deductible college tuition. Clinton had lost his battle for healthcare reform. Even worse, by that time the Dems had lost the House and Senate. Washington was riding a huge anti-incumbent wave. Right-wing populists were the ascendancy, with Newt Gingrich and Fox News leading the charge. Bill Clinton thought it desperately important to assure Americans he was on their side. But Prof. Reich overlooked one minor detail: Fox News Channel’s first broadcast wasn’t until October 7, 1996.

Everyday This John Edwards Guy Does Something to Piss Me Off

I hope you burn in hell My Pretty Pony.

Historically, (look it up) John Edwards was a huge proponent for health care coverage for all Americans when he was running for president.
But the disgraced former candidate recently balked at paying a $5,000 dental bill for his love child daughter, who is uninsured, say sources.
Edwards' mistress Rielle Hunter took their daughter Frances - who turns 2 in February - to a dental specialist in Charlotte, N.C., in late December because the child had developed tooth decay.
"Rielle can't believe that she had to have her lawyers fight with John's attorneys to get this taken care of," said the source. "Frances is doing fine now, but Rielle is still fuming mad that their daughter has no insurance and that she had to beg John to foot the dental bill."


Tebow Set to Shock with Superbowl Ad

God speed Timmy Tebow. Do the right thing. And spare me haters. And Tebow has plenty. Kid ain't done nothing but the right thing. And that's hard to do.

The ad spot was purchased by Focus on the Family, a conservative Christian organization that places emphasis on marriage and parenthood.
The Associated Press reported this week that the ad’s theme will be “Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life,” with Pam Tebow sharing the story of her difficult 1987 pregnancy -- instead of getting an abortion she decided to give birth to Tebow, the now-famous quarterback who went on to become a Heisman Trophy winner, leading the Gators to two BCS wins.

Jon Stewart Bringing More Funny - Goofing on Obama and His Teleprompter

Never much of a fan of Jon Stewart, but this video and the one he did on Olbermann are gold.



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My SEO Expert Strongly Advised that I Do this

Forgive me for the digression, but bidness is bidness. And while I don't have any nude photos of Snooki, I do have this. Emmy Rossum.



h/t Eye of Polyphemus

James O'Keefe Arrested

This from NOLA:

Alleging a plot to tamper with phones in Democratic Sen. Mary Landrieu's office in the Hale Boggs Federal Building in downtown New Orleans, the FBI arrested four people Monday, including James O'Keefe, 25, a conservative filmmaker whose undercover videos at ACORN field offices severely damaged the advocacy group's credibility.
Also arrested were Joseph Basel, Stan Dai and Robert Flanagan, all 24. Flanagan is the son of William Flanagan, who is the acting U.S. Attorney for the Western District of Louisiana, the office confirmed.
All four were charged with entering federal property under false pretenses with the intent of committing a felony. According to the FBI affidavit, Flanagan and Basel entered the federal building at 500 Poydras Street about 11 a.m. Monday, dressed as telephone company employees, wearing jeans, fluorescent green vests, tool belts, and hard hats. When they arrived at Landrieu's 10th floor office, O'Keefe was already in the office and had told a staffer he was waiting for someone to arrive.
When Flanagan and Basel entered the office, they told the staffer they were there to fix phone problems. At that time, the staffer, referred to only as Witness 1 in the affadavit, observed O'Keefe positioning his cell phone in his hand to videotape the operation. O'Keefe later admitted to agents that he recorded the event. After being asked, the staffer gave Basel access to the main phone at the reception desk. The staffer told investigators that Basel manipulated the handset. He also tried to call the main office phone using his cell phone, and said the main line wasn't working. Flanagan did the same. They then told the staffer they needed to perform repair work on the main phone system and asked where the telephone closet was located. The staffer showed the men to the main General Services Administration office on the 10th floor, and Flanagan and Basel went in. There, a GSA employee asked for the men's credentials, after which they stated they left them in their vehicle.
The U.S. Marshal's Service apprehended all four men shortly thereafter.
Hot Air has a good follow up that includes O'Keefe's defense.

North Wilkesboro To Hold Races Again

You heard it here first.







It isn't often I interrupt a post, but I didn't want to waste a new post to set things right. Cleanse that crap with a real North Carolina musician.





Something Don't Jive in Afghanistan

Two recent developments from the West constitute what I consider a surrender in Afghanistan. First, Defense Secretary Gates said last week that the Taliban must be prepared to take a legitimate role in the Afghan government. And second, this came out today:

At the heart of the strategy is an Afghan-proposed reintegration program aimed at bringing low-level Taliban fighters back into normal society, according to the British Foreign and Commonwealth Office, the conference organizer.
Under the plan, which is backed by U.S. and British leaders, the Afghan government would offer jobs, vocational training and other financial incentives to Taliban soldiers willing to switch sides, according to The Associated Press. The goal is to reach out to 20,000 to 35,000 insurgents, but skeptics question whether large numbers would desert at a time when many insurgents may believe they are winning and could outlast Western forces.
Neither of those plans sound to me, like we have the Taliban on the run. Sounds like nothing less than the preface for surrender and withdrawal of NATO forces.

But then there's this.
He is among Afghanistan's most notorious warlords, accused of widespread abuses including the massacre of thousands of Taliban prisoners. Now he's back, reinstated by President Hamid Karzai in a top army post despite Western demands for sweeping reform.
Karzai this month restored Gen. Abdul Rashid Dostum as chief of staff to the commander in chief of the Afghan army - a job he lost in 2008 after failing to cooperate in an investigation into the shooting of a rival.
It could be possible that NATO is trying to put pressure on Karzai by floating ideas of a reconciliation with the Taliban and, as evidence of Karzai's appointment of a ruthless opponent of the Taliban, it's working. Or, the West really is caving and Karzai is scrambling he jets in order to make one last stand, Or, none of the above. But something ain't quite right.

Moving Stuff

I tell you one thing, this isn't the "He going to put gas in my car" girl's daddy.

Ellie Light Revealed - Woman Claims She is Ellie Light - Turns Out to be a Man Pretending to be a Woman (Typical Liberal Male)

OKAY, THIS IS THE LAST UPDATE: New news from Cleveland.com:

"I am Winston Steward and have been sending the letters from Ellie Light," he told The Plain Dealer in an e-mail late Tuesday, following a phone interview in which he said the same. "I hope this ends any confusion and sets the record straight."
The woman said her husband was using her name because he was afraid he might be attacked by "right-wing crazies up in Bakersfield," about 40 miles from their home in a mountain community.
Afraid of right-wing crazies? yet he had no problem throwing his wife to the wolves by naming her name. Typical liberal male.

PROBABLY THE LAST MAJOR UPDATE: Gawker claims to have solved the riddle. Much along the lines as we discovered ourselves.
Brooks' husband, according to public records is a guy named Winston Steward. That's his Facebook profile picture up top. None of this made any sense, so we called Brooks in Texas, where she also has a home. She says the Plain Dealer got it wrong. "I'm not Ellie Light," she told us. "My husband is.
I never told anybody that I was Ellie Light. Winston wrote every single letter. He's been doing it since he saw that the Gulf War was being fought under false pretenses. I told him from the beginning that he shouldn't write letters under phony names, but he wanted to get them out there.
" So why did she tell the Plain Dealer, in the clearest possible terms, that she was, in fact, responsible for the Ellie Light correspondence? "That wasn't me," she says. "I don't know how they got that. Maybe my husband was impersonating me." As evidence, she cites this clip of her husband calling into Michael Smerconish's radio show to claim responsibility for the letters.


Steward called in and spoke in his regular voice, and neither Smerconish nor any other listener apparently caught on to the fact that he was a man. If he can pretend to be a woman on the radio without really trying, Brooks says, maybe he talked to the Plain Dealer's reporter, too. Brooks told us that she's called the Plain Dealer to alert them, and they've since added an update at the top of the story.
Look at the guy. I'm still not convinced "he" isn't a woman.

There is/was a nutroot at the Daily Kos named Winston Steward who wrote a lunatic diary.  The Kos gets no link from me.  But consider it true.  It is either legit, or a link created by the Kos to throw more jelly in the mix.

And there was an album put out in the 80s by a man named Winston Steward,  We can't claim there one and the same.  The album received no reviews.  So I can't even tell if you it sucks or not.


LATEST MAJOR UPDATE:  This comment was left at Politico:
I am not Ellie Light!! Ellie Light is my husband, Winston Steward. He wrote all the letters himself. He doesn't belong to any organizations. It was his idea, and I advised him not to write under phony names.
Posted By: Barbara Brooks | January 26, 2010 at 01:58 PM

MAJOR UPDATE:  This has "balloon boy" (part 2) written all over it.  From Cleveland.Com:  
A woman claiming to be Barbara Brooks has now contacted The Plain Dealer and said she is not the letter writer; she claims her ex-husband is running a spoof. The newspaper is investigating; more details as they become available.
I tend to believe someone is jacking around.  First, the inconsistencies in the "real" name, and second, the claim of threats, via email.  Before anyone even knew who "she" was?  Ha.  If had to pick one, I'd guess the caller was the real Ellie Light and the Barbara Brooks character is just a pajama wearing freak trying to make a buck.  But who knows, they very well both may be pajama wearing freaks.

MAJOR UPDATE # 2:  My sources are telling me there is a Barbara Brooks on Facebook, who claims to be a pediatric nurse, who is claiming that "Ellie Light" is her husband.  She does not say whether or not she is married to David Axelrod.  On her Facebook wall she wrote:

Don’t think you can make a difference? Well, my husband wrote letters to newspapers under a pen name “Ellie Light” and over 42 newspapers published the letters and now Ellie Light is the most searched name on google. I don’t agree with using phony names, though. But then he isn’t a Mennonite . . .
 In any event, here's the story as it was reported originally:
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 She claims to be a traveling nurse.  You might notice she claims in the audio that "Ellie Light" is her real name, but in the interview with the Plains Dealer, she claims her real name is Barbara Brooks.  So, you know, don't give up the search for the real Ellie Light just yet.  Roxana Mayer anyone?

Audio at this link ------->  Politico has the story.
Well, the mystery may be over. A woman who said her name was, in fact, Ellie Light called this morning into the radio show of Michael Smerconish, a national talker based in Philadelphia who has been friendly to Obama, to clear things up.

"I'm only me," she said, identifying herself as a traveling nurse who works for 13-week stretches at hospitals around the country, and whose primary residence is in Southern California.

"I need to own up – I did misrepresent my home town in some places," Light told Smerconish. Her logic in faking the addresses is one familiar to advocacy groups: "If I thought it was written by a neighbor of mine, I would give it more credence."
UPDATE: Cleveland.com is claiming her true name is Barbara Brooks.
And her real name is Barbara Brooks. Or so she told The Plain Dealer today after a series of phone interviews, e-mails and records checks involving Brooks/Light, a family member, licensing records and property information. The 51-year-old woman provided her address on Monday night to The Plain Dealer, and what she says is her real name in conversations today that followed checks of public records.
The Plain Dealer is not publishing her exact address, which can be difficult to find, because she says she has received e-mail threats that say, essentially, "We know who you are and we're coming to get you."
A nurse?



BTW, I call complete and unadulterated BS on the threats she claims to have received.

Is there a White House connection? Perhaps. Check out what Riehl World View has to say.

Cat Fight! - "I want to bash her in the vagina with her microphone."

I'm not going to pass up stories like this.

A pretty spectacular Twitter war has broken out between former "Fat Actress" star Kirstie Alley and "The View"co-host Joy Behar -- though it's unclear why. The two TV stars have been exchanging nasty tweets for more than two weeks, though it appears the war of 140-characters began when Alley took issue with the coverage of the Tiger Woods' cheating scandal on "The Joy Behar Show," the nightly talk show Behar hosts on HLN.
"And WHY has Joy Behar turned into such a self righteous c- - - head? OOOOooo that's right . . . FOREVER!" Alley tweeted. A short while later she added: "CHEATING is between a husband and wife. Not TMZ and Joy Bewhore . . . God, I want to bash her in the vagina with her microphone."
Other Twitter subscribers quickly complained to Alley about her strong language and warned that her comments might provoke a response. In response, the former "Cheers" actress claimed Behar "already WENT after me several times," and that "she trashes some celeb every night on her HLN show and every day on the view."
Behar appears to have ignored Alley's tirade until last Friday, when the talk-show host took mocking notice of what, until then, had been a one-sided fight. "Kirstie Alley calls me Joy Bewhore," Behar tweeted. "Compliments! Compliments!"
Read the rest.

A Show of Support for a Blogger Under Attack

It will come as no surprise to you to learn that the agents of "change" can be very dangerous. And by that I mean cut your brake line and steal your kids kind of dangerous. And on that note, the tolerant folks over at the Daily Kos and Democratic Underground have taken it upon themselves to try and ruin a blogger's life. They are playing the oldest of tricks -- playing the race card. Their number one weapon in stifling debate. Read the background here at Cynthia Yockey's site. I have the utmost respect for the folks over at Hillbuzz. I linked to them quite a bit during the Presidential campaign. Visit their site and make a small donation if you can. Or just leave some encouraging comments. This sort of attack on free speech should not be tolerated. Even if you do not necessarily agree with the speech being attacked. You guys are smart, I don't have to tell you that.


Marines Invade Haiti

Crowder's latest.



Obama was Against a Spending Freeze Before He was for it

This, as a preface to Obama's State of the Union Address where Obama will advocate a spending freeze. Just like the one he opposed.

No less than four times during the presidential debates did President Obama actively campaign against an across the board spending freeze.




The other problem with a spending freeze, now, is that the idiot has already spent trillions of dollars.  Among other problems.

Trouble in Paradise: Indonesians Want Obama Statue Removed

I wondered how long it would take before someone started thinking rationally.

Indonesian authorities said Monday they are considering a petition to tear down a statue of US President Barack Obama as a boy, only a month after the bronze was unveiled in Jakarta.


The statue of "Little Barry" -- as Obama was known when he lived in the capital in the late 1960s -- stands in central Jakarta's Menteng Park, a short walk from the US president's former elementary school.
Critics say the site should have been used to honour an Indonesian and 55,000 people have joined a page on social networking website Facebook calling for the statue to be removed.
Obama, who was born in Hawaii, lived for four years as a child in Jakarta from 1967 after his divorced mother married an Indonesian.
Members of the "Take Down the Barack Obama Statue in Menteng Park" group on Facebook say Obama has done nothing for Indonesia. "Barack Obama has yet to make a significant contribution to the Indonesian nation. We could say Obama only ate and s (expletive) in Menteng. He spent his subsequent days living as an American," the web page says. "For the dignity of a sovereign nation, Barack Obama's monument in Menteng Park must be removed immediately."

If those folks need help bringing that statue down...




h/t Gateway Pundit

Politician Sings "Pants on the Ground" to Ridicule Rival

"Pants on the ground" has infiltrated the Canadian Government -- Where one member of the legislative assembly broke out in song to attack a member of a rival political party.




That song is going to die a slow death. Too slow, as far as I'm concerned.

I Wonder what this Whiney Douchebag is Thinking Now?

Y'all might remember after the election when I posted this video. The ugly face of liberalism. I wonder what this fugly boy is thinking now?



Monday, January 25, 2010

Obama's Job Creation


via Townhall

"Health Care Battle"

We're happy to have obtained permission to post the wonderfully funny comics created by Dave Redl at Angie Comics. We will, from time to time, bring you those comics. Or you can see them here.


The Obama Fact Wheel

Hard to imagine you could create such a graphic based on the true life of an AMERICAN president, but you can, with Barack Obama.   These are facts.  All facts.

Send this along to anyone who might be interested.

(click to enlarge and zoom in)


h/t America-Stand Up

John Edwards Sex Tape Found

This is not a joke. My Pretty Pony has gone X-rated.

Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains "several sex acts." And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD.
The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards "is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says 'whoa'. She's behind the camera at first."
"Physically very striking in a certain area"? What the hell? It can't be possible that his Johnson is as pretty as his face. Some guys have all the luck.

"They Breed"

South Carolina Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer drew a comparison to feeding stray animals during a speech about people on government assistance, babies having babies, and parents whose children are on free and reduced-price lunch.


U.N. Chief Liar Received Tons of Grant Money for Bogus Global Warming Claims

I am so glad I'm not one of those people that has to come to Jesus because of their belief in this nonsense.

The chairman of the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), has used bogus claims that Himalayan glaciers were melting to win grants worth hundreds of thousands of pounds.
Rajendra Pachauri's Energy and Resources Institute (TERI), based in New Delhi, was awarded up to £310,000 by the Carnegie Corporation of New York and the lion's share of a £2.5m EU grant funded by European taxpayers. It means that EU taxpayers are funding research into a scientific claim about glaciers that any ice researcher should immediately recognise as bogus.
The revelation comes just a week after The Sunday Times highlighted serious scientific flaws in the IPCC's 2007 benchmark report on the likely impacts of global warming.

Iranian Official Calls Obama the "N" Word

Clearly, Obama's election has not led to a post-racial Iran.
From Tehran Bureau:

Mohammad Javad Larijani criticized the policies adopted by U.S. President Barack Obama and referred to him using a racial epithet.

"When Barack Obama was sworn into office he talked of verbally engaging Iran," the U.C. Berkeley graduate was quoted as saying. "What has changed is that today this [the equivalent of the N-word in Farsi] talks of regime change in Iran."
In a Saturday meeting at the Islamic Engineers Society, Larijani said, "I am not a racist, but I must respond to this man [Obama] in some way."
Larijani was educated at UC-Berkeley. He must have learned his racism there.

Bitches with Bombs

I didn't know Rosie O'Donnell had left the country.

American law enforcement officials have been told to be on the lookout for female suicide bombers who may attempt to enter the United States, law enforcement authorities tell ABC News.
One official said at least two of them are believed to be connected to al Qaeda in Yemen, and may have a non-Arab appearance and be traveling on Western passports.

Most Union Members Work for the Government

Couple this with what was reported last week --- that more Americans now work for the government than in the private sector.  

For the first time in American history, a majority of union members are government workers rather than private-sector employees, the Bureau of Labor Statistics announced on Friday.
In its annual report on union membership, the bureau undercut the longstanding notion that union members are overwhelmingly blue-collar factory workers. It found that membership fell so fast in the private sector in 2009 that the 7.9 million unionized public-sector workers easily outnumbered those in the private sector, where labor’s ranks shrank to 7.4 million, from 8.2 million in 2008.

No Rules for Radicals

Inspired by Saul Alinsky's book, "Rules for Radicals" and how it has become the 'liberal primer' for the now flaming socialist Democrat Party.



Sunday, January 24, 2010

UN Natural Disaster Claims Were B.S.


"THE United Nations climate science panel faces new controversy for wrongly linking global warming to an increase in the number and severity of natural disasters such as hurricanes and floods."

"...The claim by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), that global warming is already affecting the severity and frequency of global disasters, has since become embedded in political and public debate. It was central to discussions at last month's Copenhagen climate summit, including a demand by developing countries for compensation of $100 billion (£62 billion) from the rich nations blamed for creating the most emissions."
Pretty much anything published or broadcast by the UN is a lie.

Ha...Check Out this Headline on Drudge

Stumbled on this about 10 minutes ago.

Drink much Matt?







Too Many Bikes

One of the bikes I need to sell. Mine's charcoal gray. Too much brute force for me - was world's fastest stock bike for many years (maybe still is - 125 in the 1/4 mile). When the Vmax manifold opens up at 6,100 RPM, it's like a supercharger.

I've a couple of bikes w/ the same engine (1200 V-4) but different carburetion. They're more my style - soft seat, big windshield, cruise control, and able to go no hands for a mile or more. You know; floorboards, hardbags, and trunk. Anywho, I'm gettin' a little old for this kind of fun.



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Obama Music Video: "I'm the Tax Man"

This is very well done.


John Stewart to Keith Olbermann..."Dude...You're Crazier than a Shithouse Rat"

Oh snap!




And Olbermann's response. A dickhead as usual. I'm not sure who's crazier, Olbermann, or the three people who watch him. 


"Al Gore...Crook"

This speech was given before the European Parliament by MEP Godfrey Bloom.

"Scam...Scam...Scam"