Where Have All the Coconuts Gone?

There are so many angles I could take on this story.  I choose to take none of them.

Mr Obama will arrive in India on Saturday for the first leg of an Asian tour.


But as well as the usual security measures that come with welcoming a a visiting dignitary, Indian authorities have decided to go one step further, by removing all natural threats to the president as well.

All coconuts around the city's Gandhi museum, one of Mr Obama's stops in the city, are being taken down.

And then there's this headline...

Monkey catchers on guard for Barack Obama's India visit

What a wonderful world.