SORRY PETULIA...THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HER VOICE THAT MAKES ME HORNY

Just when I'm about to lose faith in the internet, I find something like this.

STRESSED OUT CHINESE REPORTER MASTURBATES ON BUS

Dang!:

Chiu Yu-kit, a Hong Kong TV reporter quit his job after being arrested for public masturbation at the end of July, the Australian News reports. He decided to take off his clothes and masturbate on a bus.

I just wanted to release stress, the reporter tried to explain the unbelievable act. He decided to quit after the incident was reported by all the local media.

The reporter was advised to release stress by talking with colleagues in the future and to masturbate in a more appropriate place.
Let us remind, a man was caught in Hong Kong recently, getting intimate with a bench.

NEWT SLAMS MSNBC OVER SARAH PALIN

VIDEO REPORT FROM AFGHANISTAN

A reporter embedded with the U.S. Marines on the Afghanistan/Pakistan border provides this report. Good stuff.

WHEN "KEEPING IT REAL" STRIKES!: PART 2

Here he is again. Struck down by the dogs of war.

WHEN "KEEPING IT REAL" STRIKES!

You never know when "keeping it real" will strike. Here, a black reporter is doing his best Anderson Cooper when he is suddenly attacked by the "keeping it real" bug.

FORMER BIDEN CAMPAIGN WORKER ASKS McCAIN IF HE EVER CALLED HIS WIFE A CUNT?

Well, I guess if you didn't attend a racist church for 20 years, this is the kind of questions you get asked. And McCain doesn't answer. Can we take that as a "yes"?

(SIGH)...WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN: BUSH LAYS THE SMACKDOWN ON PRESS REPORTER

This is a spectacular clip of Bush laying out the overall concept of fighting these animals in Iraq and Afghanistan to the Dirty Liberal Media. Where has this George W. Bush been? I believe had he been out there talking like this to these agenda pushing socialists we'd be in better shape in this war.

Enjoy the smack down.