STRESSED OUT CHINESE REPORTER MASTURBATES ON BUS

Dang!:

Chiu Yu-kit, a Hong Kong TV reporter quit his job after being arrested for public masturbation at the end of July, the Australian News reports. He decided to take off his clothes and masturbate on a bus.

I just wanted to release stress, the reporter tried to explain the unbelievable act. He decided to quit after the incident was reported by all the local media.

The reporter was advised to release stress by talking with colleagues in the future and to masturbate in a more appropriate place.
Let us remind, a man was caught in Hong Kong recently, getting intimate with a bench.

CHINA HIT BY THIRD BUS BOMB IN A WEEK

Fight the Han:

Chinese media are playing down reports of a third bus blast in southwestern Kunming tonight – exactly a week after two explosions killed two people in the city.

A witness said he heard a loud blast shortly before 9pm local time and saw police and ambulance staff gathered around a damaged vehicle only 200 metres from the scene of one of the previous incidents.

In a video obtained by an terrorism watchdog this weekend, the little-known Turkestan Islamic Party -- thought by some analysts to be another name for the East Turkestan Islamic Movement -- claimed responsibility for last week's explosions and several other incidents.

They included a bus blast in Shanghai in May, in which three people died and 12 were injured. It was blamed on a passenger carrying "flammable materials".

OBAMA THROWS HIS COUNTRYWIDE CONNECTION UNDER THE BUS

Yet another person who turned out not to be the person Obama once knew is chucked under what has become, a very large bus:

Obama and his campaign staunchly defended Jim Johnson against the charge that his ties to troubled mortgage lender Countrywide disqualified him from sitting on Obama's vice presidential search committee, but Johnson just pulled the plug: He resigned as chairman of the steering committee just now.

“Jim did not want to distract in any way from the very important task of gathering information about my vice presidential nominee, so he has made a decision to step aside that I accept. We have a very good selection process underway, and I am confident that it will produce a number of highly qualified candidates for me to choose from in the weeks ahead. I remain grateful to Jim for his service and his efforts in this process,” Obama said in a statement.

Johnson also put out a statement.

"I believe Barack Obama's candidacy for president of the United States is the most exciting and important of my lifetime," he said, according to a Bloomberg report. "I would not dream of being a party to distracting attention from that historic effort."

Can you imagine what Obama's cabinet is going to look like?

Read this previous report.

BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA THROWS CHURCH UNDER THE BUS

Wow! What remarkable judgment for a man so young.

Sen. Barack Obama said Saturday that he has resigned from the church where controversial sermons by his former pastor and other ministers created political headaches for his campaign.

"We don't want to have to answer for everything that's stated in the church," the Democratic front-runner said. "We also don't want the church subjected to the scrutiny that a presidential campaign legitimately undergoes."

Obama said he was resigning "with some sadness."

That sounds to me like he did it for the good of the church, and not because the very essence of black liberation theology is hatred for the white man. That's how it sounds to me.
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