Strangest Headline in History: "Determined Shoppers Stampede Store Employee Smack Dab in the Middle of a Great Depression"

I guess these folks took time off from standing in the soup line to get their Wal-mart on. Things went terribly wrong:

A Wal-Mart worker died after being trampled when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island store Friday morning, police and witnesses said.

The 34-year-old worker, employed as an overnight stock clerk, tried to hold back the unruly crowds just after the Valley Stream store opened at 5 a.m.

Witnesses said the surging throngs of shoppers knocked the man down. He fell and was stepped on. As he gasped for air, shoppers ran over and around him.

"He was bum-rushed by 200 people," said Jimmy Overby, 43, a co-worker. "They took the doors off the hinges. He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down too...I literally had to fight people off my back."

Closed citcuit TV will show who the fish-eyed fools were that killed this man. I hope they pay.

HOW AL-QAEDA RECRUITS KAMIKAZES

"They are usually selected among drug addicted people with weak personality and those suffering psychological troubles, in addition to complex old men, people suffering depression and youngsters." This sounds an awful lot like how Obama recruits his people.

Investigations conducted by security services with arrested terrorists and people involved in terror support networks, concluded that Al-Qaeda adopts many methods in view of recruiting new elements, including giving them inducements, financing their projects and even allocating them apartments.

The same investigations revealed that terror groups usually appoint agents in different cities and villages, the mission of which is collecting as much information as possible about people targeted to be recruited later. The terror agents transfer the collected information to the commandment of the terror organization, which, in turn, make a comprehensive examination on the collected information, and select the right people. Yet, they would, either, be recruited to join suicide bombers squad, or join logistic support networks.

As far as people selected to join terror support groups, their criminal records should be clear, as to avoid raising suspicions around them. Usually, they are seduced by financial inducements or fixing their social problems, in exchange of collecting special information, tracking movement of some people and delivering “goods” to unknown people. However, some of them realise, after a while, that they have been involved in a terror network and could not back off fearing from being subject to elimination by Al-Qaeda.

Concerning the suicide attackers, they are usually selected among drug addicted people with weak personality and those suffering psychological troubles, in addition to complex old men, people suffering depression and youngsters. These people are easy targets when it comes to persuade them with Takfiri ideas (defining other Muslims as disbelievers) and making them believing on Jihad, through teaching them wrong statements about Islam, while getting profit from their weak religious morals and knowledge.

ANOTHER OBAMA GAFFE THE MAINSTREAM PRESS WON'T TOUCH

Another gaffe you'll only read about on conservative blogs. Strange times we live in when 95% of the mainstream media spends all its time covering for a friggin' retard.

From the transcript of the first presidential debate:

Obama: There's no doubt it will affect our budgets. There is no doubt about it. Not only -- Even if we get all $700 billion back, let's assume the markets recover, we' holding assets long enough that eventually taxpayers get it back and that happened during the Great Depression when Roosevelt purchased a whole bunch of homes, over time, home values went back up and in fact government made a profit. If we're lucky and do it right, that could potentially happen but in the short term there's an outlay and we may not see that money for a while.

Obama is talking about the present bailout that will return a profit - only problem is that FDR never did such a thing. And don't even get me started on the "we' holding" ghetto speak.

h/t NRO