Tardbama Screws Up Again

William Gates? This guy is a gaffe machine and I love it. Didn't even catch himself.

Our boy genius president does it again:

Hillary Makes a Laughing Stock of Herself in Front of the Russians

This administration just can't help themselves.

JOE THE DUMBER

I know we posted this yesterday, but here it is again, with a follow up that is just too rich:

JOE THE DUMBER - J...O...B...S...That's three right?



It seems someone forgot to tell Joe that he's a "fresh bread" fetching retard:

ANOTHER OBAMA GAFFE THE MAINSTREAM PRESS WON'T TOUCH

Another gaffe you'll only read about on conservative blogs. Strange times we live in when 95% of the mainstream media spends all its time covering for a friggin' retard.

From the transcript of the first presidential debate:

Obama: There's no doubt it will affect our budgets. There is no doubt about it. Not only -- Even if we get all $700 billion back, let's assume the markets recover, we' holding assets long enough that eventually taxpayers get it back and that happened during the Great Depression when Roosevelt purchased a whole bunch of homes, over time, home values went back up and in fact government made a profit. If we're lucky and do it right, that could potentially happen but in the short term there's an outlay and we may not see that money for a while.

Obama is talking about the present bailout that will return a profit - only problem is that FDR never did such a thing. And don't even get me started on the "we' holding" ghetto speak.

h/t NRO

LOOK AT THE STUPID EXPRESSION ON OBAMA'S FACE WHEN HIS STUTTER CAUSES HIM TO LOSE TRACK ON THE TELEPROMPTER

Look at this doofus.



Has anyone else noticed he has this habit of speaking to imaginary people in the crowd when he stumbles? As if to say that he only misspoke because he was interrupted. Oh, you think I'm making that up? Witness:

BIDEN ASKS WHEELCHAR BOUND MAN TO "STAND UP"

A heartbeat away from the oval office. A heartbeat away!

THE AUDACITY OF STUPIDITY

Obama without the teleprompter. Jesus could have pulled this off

I ONLY WATCHED 3 SECONDS OF OBAMA'S SPEECH...AND HE GAFFED IT

Holy hell...Talk about a gaffe machine. I literally saw just 3 seconds of Obama's speech tonight as I was flipping through channels. And what did I hear? Something about "the greatest generation liberating an entire continent from tyranny"...Never mind they liberated an entire planet and that the war was fought on virtually every continent....Never mind that I guess...It's Obama's world...We're just living in it.

Obama's world...dig it...

OBAMA STRETCHES THE TRUTH AGAIN AT GRADUATION SPEECH

The lies, pardon me, "gaffes" are coming fast and furious...

In his commencement address at Wesleyan College this weekend, Barack Hussein Obama told the assembled graduates:

"But during my first two years of college, perhaps because the values my mother had taught me -hard work, honesty, empathy - had resurfaced after a long hibernation; or perhaps because of the example of wonderful teachers and lasting friends, I began to notice a world beyond myself. I became active in the movement to oppose the apartheid regime of South Africa. I began following the debates in this country about poverty and health care. So that by the time I graduated from college, I was possessed with a crazy idea - that I would work at a grassroots level to bring about change.

I wrote letters to every organization in the country I could think of. And one day, a small group of churches on the South Side of Chicago offered me a job to come work as a community organizer in neighborhoods that had been devastated by steel plant closings. My mother and grandparents wanted me to go to law school. My friends were applying to jobs on Wall Street. Meanwhile, this organization offered me $12,000 a year plus $2,000 for an old, beat-up car.

And I said yes."

But Obama did not go from college to the "grassroots," as his statement at Wesleyan would lead one to believe:
"Upon graduating from Columbia in 1983, he worked first at Business International Corporation and then at New York Public Interest Research Group, both in New York City. Obama didn't take the community organizing job and move to Chicago until 1985. After three years in that capacity, he enrolled in law school."

Gaffelicious!

LIE OR GAFFE AND DOES THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA EVEN CARE?: OBAMA LIES ABOUT UNCLE LIBERATING AUSCHWITZ

Obama has rewritten history yet again...

Despite not having served in the military himself, Barack Obama used his Memorial Day remarks to speak about his family’s service. “My grandfather marched in Patton’s army, but I cannot know what it is to walk into battle like so many of you,” he told a small group of veterans here. “My grandmother worked on a bomber assembly line, but I cannot know what it is for a family to sacrifice like so many of yours have.”

Obama also spoke about his uncle, who was part of the American brigade that helped to liberate Auschwitz.

One small problem with Obama's account. Auschwitz is in Poland and was liberated by the Red Army (Russia) on Jan 27, 1945. The allies were hundrends of miles west of Auschwitz and in fact, had not even crossed the Rhine river. So, unless Obama's typical white uncle was fighting for Stalin, this account is highly doubtful.

Now you would think that at least some of Obama's disciples would have noticed this "inconsistency", or gaffe, or lie. Whatever you want to call it. Those disciples, after all, are the enlightened ones. The chosen ones. The bee's knees and whatnot.

Wake up America! Obama wants to eat your babies!

AND NOW, YOUR DAILY OBAMA GAFFE

At four different points during the speech, Obama referred to the town as “Sunshine,” as opposed to “Sunrise.” Amazingly, the crowd of 16,000 played along and no one corrected him. Sunrise is a city in Broward County, possibly best known for its role in 2000 presidential election.



Wake up America! This dude makes Dan Quayle look like Copernicus.