Biden: Over Under Says I'm Prez in 2 Years.
Pelosi: I Wonder When We'll Get the Threesome on.
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Evil? Yes. Inconceivable? No.
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Could it be...murder?
ABC's Jake Tapper explains, via Hot Air:
Did you get the underlying text? He wasn't even concerned...didn't even shed a tear...he just went on about his business, without any empathy at all. Where's Sonia Sotomayor when you need her!Midway through his speech on urban and metropolitan policy in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building this afternoon, one of his two small glass prompters came crashing down, hitting the wood floor and crashing in many pieces. It made quite a ruckus.
“Oh, goodness,” a startled President Obama said. “Sorry about that, guys.”
He then proceeded on with his remarks, “To pull our economy back from the brink, including the largest and most sweeping economic recovery plan in our nation’s history…”
For the rest of the speech the president relied on the one remaining teleprompter, to his right, and notes on his podium to finish his speech.
Shards of glass remained near the president’s feet for the duration of his speech.
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It's been a while since I ventured into the unsavory world of mulletry, but I found some choice ones today over at Mullet Junky.



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Holy crap! Just holy crap!
For those who still have a job, get some rest. But only after you drink beer.
For those who have lost their job, this is for you. Try to relax. After you drink beer.
A funny little video from Steven Crowder.
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Not once, not twice, but three times this lady confuses "peanuts" with "penis". Courtesy of CNN:
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It's work friendly, so don't worry about that.
Yet another way to portray the Democrat mindset. Very funny.
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Simply brilliant.
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Now is the time on Sprockets that we grab boobies...
A German TV presenter is under fire after he grabbed his colleague’s breast on a live prime time show.
Hans Blomberg, 31, was announcing the results of a public vote for a song contest when he fondled his colleague, 28-year-old Susanka Bersin.

Ha ha! Stupid hippies.
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This is just hilarious.
Warning! Foul language.
You know what they say. Once you go rat, you never go back.
The Joydick
Rep. Henry Waxman is the new chair of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, which means the mustache is back and for once, it's not in a porn movie. Can you tell a Democratic mustache from a porn star moustache? If you guess wrong more than twice, chances are that, within the year, you'll be watching C-SPAN with your pants off.
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