Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, September 17, 2009

The Big Thrill


Obugger: You Iz Under My Powerz.

Biden: Over Under Says I'm Prez in 2 Years.

Pelosi: I Wonder When We'll Get the Threesome on.

Also posted at Feed Your ADHD.




Evil? Yes. Inconceivable? No.

Monday, July 13, 2009

R.I.P.: TOTUS! The horror! The horror! The horror!

Could it be...murder?

ABC's Jake Tapper explains, via Hot Air:

Midway through his speech on urban and metropolitan policy in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building this afternoon, one of his two small glass prompters came crashing down, hitting the wood floor and crashing in many pieces. It made quite a ruckus.

“Oh, goodness,” a startled President Obama said. “Sorry about that, guys.”

He then proceeded on with his remarks, “To pull our economy back from the brink, including the largest and most sweeping economic recovery plan in our nation’s history…”

For the rest of the speech the president relied on the one remaining teleprompter, to his right, and notes on his podium to finish his speech.

Shards of glass remained near the president’s feet for the duration of his speech.

Did you get the underlying text? He wasn't even concerned...didn't even shed a tear...he just went on about his business, without any empathy at all. Where's Sonia Sotomayor when you need her!

The horror! The horror! The horror!

I demand a Senate investigation! The heinous affair was, after all, caught on film.



Also posted at my house of horrors, Feed Your ADHD.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Coincidence? -- Mobacca!


Chewbacca, of Star Wars



Michelle Obama, First Wookie

I really think not...

h/t: exblogitate, for naming her

Also posted over at my house of horrors,
Feed Your ADHD.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Bad Friggin' Mullets

It's been a while since I ventured into the unsavory world of mulletry, but I found some choice ones today over at Mullet Junky.



Bobby Jim climbed out of the Porta John, where he'd bathed for the first time in a week, and opened the water bottle in which he'd poured last night's warm leftover Budweiser and let the hot backdraft from Jeff Gordon's stock car dry his hair during each pass around the track.



Eric's first day on the job was ruined when he found out the HR lady would be snapping a photo and posting it on the company website, for mullet enthusiasts everywhere to pass around freely among twisted little blogs like this one.



Ahmed was devastated when his brothers at the mosque called him a retard and banished him. The imam even said, "You're supposed to grow a long beard, not a long mullet. Infidel. Be gone, by the grace of Allah, before we cut off your head!"

Also posted at my other house of ill repute, Bad Friggin' Hair.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Kim Jong Il: "Wocket Man"

Thursday, March 19, 2009

When Spring Break Goes Bad

Holy crap! Just holy crap!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Tomorrow's Monday - Smoke Em' While You Got Em'

For those who still have a job, get some rest. But only after you drink beer.

For those who have lost their job, this is for you. Try to relax. After you drink beer.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Torture and Gitmo

A funny little video from Steven Crowder.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Someone Needs a Man

Not once, not twice, but three times this lady confuses "peanuts" with "penis". Courtesy of CNN:

Monday, March 2, 2009

Obama Porn

It's work friendly, so don't worry about that.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Democrats on an Escalator

Yet another way to portray the Democrat mindset. Very funny.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Real Men of Genius: Mr. Plagiarizing, Gaffe-Prone, Hair Plug-Wearing Vice President

Simply brilliant.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

German Reporter Gets Slapped for Grabbing Breast on TV

Now is the time on Sprockets that we grab boobies...

A German TV presenter is under fire after he grabbed his colleague’s breast on a live prime time show.

Hans Blomberg, 31, was announcing the results of a public vote for a song contest when he fondled his colleague, 28-year-old Susanka Bersin.


Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Hippies Sign Petition to Ban Water

Ha ha! Stupid hippies.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Christian Bale Goes Bat S**t on Peter Griffin

This is just hilarious.

Warning! Foul language.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Cat Rat Love - Happy Valentine's Day

You know what they say. Once you go rat, you never go back.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Sperm Bank Humor

Watch closely.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Jihad Suicide Hotline - Episode 1

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

After Years of Research, Atari Releases the Barney Frank Gaming System

The Joydick

Monday, February 9, 2009

It's Time to Play Guess the Stache - Democrat or Porn Star

Rep. Henry Waxman is the new chair of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, which means the mustache is back and for once, it's not in a porn movie. Can you tell a Democratic mustache from a porn star moustache? If you guess wrong more than twice, chances are that, within the year, you'll be watching C-SPAN with your pants off.