OBAMA HAS "KANSAS VALUES"?: BOB DOLE RESPONDS

By now, I'm sure you've seen this unbelievably pretentious and false ad.



Bob Dole responds...sort of...

Vincent Flynn has drafted a response to Obama's new ad highlighting Obama's purported Kansas values:

I'm John McCain and I approve this ad

(Clip of Obama ad)

Bob Dole: I just saw this Barack Obama ad and I just don't believe it.

(Backround: Midwestern agrarian scenes)

Let's be clear. I was born in Kansas. I went to school in Kansas. I served the people of Kansas as their Senator.

I've spent a lifetime being proud of the people of Kansas and their values.

And Senator Obama, you just don't have Kansas values.

I know one man who does have the values of the heartland....faith, courage, honesty and patriotism.

That's my friend John McCain and I'm proud to support him for President.

Let me explain something to you. I live in Kansas. Neither Barack Obama, and his 20 year worship of a racist, white man hating God, nor his loose in the caboose tramp of a mother are representative of Kansas values. Not even close. And I will guarantee you that the good people of Kansas will reject Obama and his hometown values. Bank on it.

KETCHUP ON YOUR HOT DOG? IT'S NOT JUST FOR MENTAL PATIENTS AND KANSANS ANYMORE

A repost of one of the first posts on this blog. It seemed like the day was appropriate.

As the saying goes, "the only people who put ketchup on their hot dogs are mental patients, and Kansans. THE BIG FEED, however, has learned of a growing sub-culture of non-Kansans and non-mental patients who are shunning the traditional condiments in favor of the vinegar based paste. "Hot Dog Man", creator of thehotdogtruck.com, and a man who sells hot dogs for a living, wrote of this seedy element of the hotdog world:

Ketchup is very much a staple condiment-Ronald Reagan said it was a vegetable! Ketchup is great on fries, burgers-even eggs.

But not on a hot dog.

When I first opened, I would not put ketchup on a hot dog for my patrons. I had a basket of ketchup packets outside for the ketchup eating crowd. I would shell out a fair bit of abuse on the ketchup loving populace as well. Sometimes I'd ask for ID (the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council says ketchup shouldn't be put on hot dogs for anyone over age 18). Other times I'd say (incredulously) "KETCHUP?!?!? ON A HOT DOG?!?!?!" If there was a group of people and one guy ordered a dog with ketchup, I'd ask his friends if they could perhaps hold a hot dog intervention for him. Whatever insult I'd hurl, I'd sweep my hands contemptuously toward the Ketchup packets and say "I won't put ketchup on a hot dog, help yourself." This little schtick annoyed and amused the clientelle-it usually got a laugh and I have never been punched for it.

There was one guy who got wise to the act and ordered his hot dogs plain to avoid the abuse. He'd then sneak a few ketchup packets and go back to his car to eat so I wouldn't hurl abuse at him. This guy is a big Red Sox fan and we'd always chat about the Sox while he was waiting for his dogs. He is a seasonal worker so he wasn't out in the winter. In the spring of 2005 (after my Red Sox won it all) he popped by and told me he was going to see the Sox play on opening day in New York City. I asked him how he scored the tickets and he said he had a new girlfriend from Connecticut and she was a Yankee Fan.

I said "brother, if you can date a Yankee fan, I can put ketchup on your hot dogs."

So now you can get ketchup on your dogs at the Hot Dog Truck-I've even toned down the abuse.

So there you have it. Ketchup on hotdogs is not just for mental patients and Kansans. Red Sox fans are now in on the act.