COLONEL SANDERS DECLARES VICTORY IN IRAQ

KFC comes to Iraq. In Fallujah no less. This is how you know the war is won.

OBAMA'S GEOGRAPHY SKILLS MATCH HIS FOREIGN POLICY SKILLS

In yet another remarkable display of stupidity, Barak Obama, in a recent telephone interview, had this little gem to offer. Regarding why he was going to get his clock cleaned in the upcoming Kentuck primary:

“What it says is that I’m not very well known in that part of the country,” Obama said. “Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known — not only because of her time in the White House with her husband — but also coming from a nearby state of Arkansas.”

But, at looking at just this line alone, I wonder even more about the geography lessons he had as a child (also see his recent problems with Sioux Falls and Sioux City here).

Let's see, Arkansas IS close to Kentucky, as stated, but not quite as close as Obama's home state of Illinois. Matter of fact, the state he represents in the Senate actually borders Kentucky. Please, will somebody in the Obama campaign get Barack a map. With all 50 states. Draw in the other 7, if needed, so he'll recognize it.

Wake up America! This guy's a retard!