OBAMA GOES TO FRANCE: DOESN'T SPEAK FRENCH

You might remember this from a couple of weeks ago:

While campaigning in Georgia, the Illinois senator had called for Americans to learn more foreign languages.

"It's embarrassing when Europeans come over here, they all speak English, they speak French, they speak German," he had said. "And then we go over to Europe and all we can say is 'merci beaucoup.'"

So Obama goes to Paris, and he doesn't speak French. The douchebag embarrassed the whole country.