Thursday, June 4, 2009

Gay Penguins Adopt a Baby

How does the author of this story know the penguins are gay? Are they dressing in flashy clothes and spending far too much time thinking about interior decorating? Maybe they just like to hang out together.

Two 'gay' male penguins have hatched an egg and are rearing the adopted chick.

The birds, at Bremerhaven Zoo in northern Germany, were given an egg rejected by its biological parents.

Named 'Z' and 'Vielpunkt', the penguins became famous when they refused to separate or to mate with females.

Joachim Schoene, a zoo vet, said; 'Another pair abandoned an egg by pushing it out of their nest and so we placed it in the care of the homosexual penguins.
Daddy's chick: The baby penguin in its cave at the Bremerhaven Zoo in northern Germany. It has been adopted by two gay - and proud - male penguins
Okay. They're here, they're gay penguins, and they're in our face.

4 comments:

Ali Blah Blah said...

That kid is going to grow up, take one good look at his life and walk right into a great white shark's mouth.

Anonymous said...

Maybe they just know that their genes are crap and they decided to take themselves out of the gene pool. They are not having sex together, just hanging out.

Ali Blah Blah said...

Like The Skipper and Gilligan?

Anonymous said...

Maybe they're just penguin monks sworn to celibacy. I mean they are wearing white collars.

Mybe they're the only penguins with a concious and adopted the child.

Why do they have to be gay? There's no redeeming features in that.