Friday, February 11, 2011

Chinese Sick Day

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'



Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'


The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'


Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'

h/t My Mom

0 comments: