Good One

You have to admit if there is anything outside of the head-chopping, camel-humping, female genital mutilations, and pedophilia that Muslims are good at, it is conspiracy theories.

And this just might be their best yet:

“Sources have confirmed that Hurricane Sandy, now buffeting America, was instigated by highly advanced technology in the possession of the Resisting Iranian regime and in coordination with our [Syrian] Resisting regime. These same sources have confirmed that there are experts in Syria who have contributed to this effort. This is punishment for those who attack Assad’s Syria.”