Showing posts with label crazy liberals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy liberals. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Deep Thinking

Just when you think the ultra-left, America-hating, rooty-tooty fresh and fruity liberals couldn't lean any further left all it takes is some brilliant political analysis from a doper like Sean Penn.


You know Sean, we all laughed at you when you were Spicoli, but now we are laughing at you—well, because you're Spicoli.  Like gnarly dude!

Monday, April 27, 2009

The Secret to Liberal Ignorance Revealed

From the December, 1951 issue of Mechanix Illustrated, the secret to liberal ignorance is revealed. First tested on cows, it is now in widespread use within the liberal community.

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Left-Wing Extremists Stage Pot Party: CNN is Strangely Absent

I'm not aware a single CNN reporter who attended this event or otherwise hassled its participants.

Annually, on 4/20, at 4:20 p.m. there is a “Smoke Out” on CU Boulder campus. A reported 10,000 people were in attendance.

This is what a bunch of hippies protesting on their parents' money looks like.



And the aftermath. How many taxpayers do you suppose it took to clean up after these dipshits?



Pictures from Looking at the Left:

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Democrat Stupidity on Display

I'm done calling it hypocrisy. It's stupidity and nothing less.

Colorado Governor Bill Ritter defends cutting millions from education while granting scholarships to illegal immigrants.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Montel Sells Crappy Obama Coins to Hope and Change Idiots - Obamatons Outraged!

These idiots better get used to the bait and switch.

They thought they were buying a piece of history but many customers now say they were ripped off.

Watch the video here.

Hard to imagine Obama supporters falling for such a scam.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Colorado Students Nix Effort to Name School After Obama

Not for the reasons you would think. You ever been to Boulder? They got more granolas than a Wavy Gravy convention. Why is it even being proposed? The man has been in office less than a month and has managed to screw up everything he has touched. And don't get me started on the lying.

The Age of Obama

I think this is a serious effort. Of course, it could be a parody. It's hard to tell anymore. For every over the top parody is a real life counterpart. Yes. Liberals really are that crazy.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Berkeley Artist Paid $196,00 for a Lump of Crap

Hey, that's a deal. America just paid $1 Trillion for its lump of crap.
Artist Scott Donahue of Emeryville, Calif., was paid $196,000 by Berkeley's public arts program to create two large statues, which feature small, artistic medallions that show dogs doing what dogs do best.

"Various things," Donahue said. "Biting each other, chasing each other…. One dog is defecating, two dogs are fornicating."

But with the country in a deep recession and California on the verge of bankruptcy, some taxpayers are questioning the money Donahue got for his work. His total budget was $196,000 — 1.5 percent of the total budget for building the pedestrian bridge. And all of it came from taxpayers.
Bahahahahaha. What a bunch of morons!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

When Strong Black Women Attack

Today we offer a twofer of keeping it real gone wrong. Two prominent Democrat black women show, once again, why they are infinitely unqualified to govern.

Detroit City Council President Monica Conyers had to be restrained during a confrontation last week with Councilman Kwame Kenyatta in which she hurled insults at Kenyatta about his hearing aid, health and education.

Kenyatta would not discuss who said what except to deny Conyers' assertion in the argument that he has cancer and to say he never raised his voice.

He called Conyers' behavior petty.

"It's classical Monica Conyers," he said. "She's unprofessional. She's disrespectful. She's insensitive."

Sources who described the incident on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the matter said the Feb. 4 argument escalated after Conyers called Kenyatta stupid, following his insistence that she submit in writing her request to cut his budget.

When Kenyatta asked her what she said, Conyers responded he needed to learn how to talk to a woman.

Kenyatta shot back that when he was with a woman, he would do so. That prompted Conyers to yell at Kenyatta that he was stupid, citing his lack of a college degree, to tell him he "can't hear" -- a dig at his hearing aid -- and to try to rub in his face rumors that Kenyatta has cancer.

As at least one council staffer and a council security officer restrained Conyers while she tried to walk toward Kenyatta, he retorted that he hears just fine, doesn't have cancer and told her she needs help. Kenyatta made a report with the council's security unit about the incident, which took place in his office.
And here is Maxine Waters. From Free Republic:
Democrat Maxine Waters just had a psychotic break during the House grilling of top bank CEOs regarding what happened to the $ 350B they got but somehow never made it to customers.

Maxine -- never the calmest of souls -- got on an incomprehensible tear and, her voice rising and becoming a low-level screech, began accusing the CEOs assembled of piracy, lying, and gross abuse of bank customers. She lit into a litany of every Leftist Lunatic grudge against capitalism in general and banks in particular. Wild-eyed and shaking, she stopped actually asking these poor guys questions and simply yelled accusations at them, telling them to "raise your hands" if they pled guilty. No one could get a word in edgewise. Finally, as Maxine reached the level of Howard Dean screaming at his audience, the chair interrupted and tried to get her to stop self-destructing on TV. Maxine ignored him and kept her screechfest going. Finally, the chair simply stopped her, telling her that she needed to submit her "questions" to the CEOs after the hearing ended. Moment of stunned silence.
Here's the video:

Monday, February 9, 2009

Ashley Judd Hates Shooting Wolves But Favors Partial Birth Abortions

This is just crazy. An aborted fetus never killed anyone. But wolves, on the other hand.

So the pulchritudinous actress Ashley Judd is starring in a new advertising campaign by the group Defenders of Wildlife against Gov. Sarah Palin for promoting "the brutal aerial killing of wolves." Palin’s accused of "casting aside science and championing the slaughter of wildlife." Viewers are urged to help stop Palin’s "senseless savagery."
Last year, Judd appeared on a panel of the Clinton Global Initiative and promoted her pro-abortion agenda. She declared to our gang at CNSNews.com that "a woman voting for McCain and Palin is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders." So let’s get this straight. According to the humanitarian ethics of Ashley Judd, Sarah Palin shouldn’t allow wolves to be shot from an airplane, but she should allow human babies to have their skulls vacuumed out and killed in a partial-birth abortion. Who here is in favor of "senseless savagery" again?

This actress-playing-a-scientist makes no attempt to engage in any "sense" on the other side. She’s for letting the lovable wolves live. But the wolves are being killed to increase the moose and caribou population. If she was against "senseless savagery," why is she pro-wolf? It’s pretty funny that a group called "Defenders of Wildlife" is completely in favor of wolves slaughtering caribou. They’re defenders of wildlife from humans, but they love all wildlife indiscriminately enough to completely avoid the issues of how animals savagely kill and eat each other.
By the way, did I get the right Judd this time?

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Cher Barely Survived Republican Rule

She is dumber than owl poop.

“His intelligence is so great and his spirit is so great, I believe he will be able to do as much if not more than anyone could possibly do,” Cher told CNSNews.com at the RIAA/Feeding America inaugural ball.

“I just think he’s totally the right person at this time in our history," she said. "He brings something more in his spirit than maybe another president could be even with the same intelligence. There’s something about him that brings more with his spirit, and that’s what Americans need right now. Republicans almost killed me.”

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Brawl Breaks Out on The View - Ugly Liberal Skanks Gang Up on Super Hot Conservative Goddess...and John Ziegler too

John Ziegler was on The View today to talk about his upcoming documentary, 'Media Malpractice: How Obama Got Elected,' and all hell broke loose after about a minute and a half. Transcript? HA! Not a chance! You'll see after you watch this.

I think this is the strongest and most amped up I've seen Elisabeth get in a while because she finally had someone on her side, so she wasn't powerless against the other witches in the coven. And this is a subject Elisabeth feels very strongly about, as do many other Americans - the liberal media shat on Sarah Palin, all the while giving Barack Obama a nice reach-around.

Ziegler's documentary is right on. And Elisabeth felt empowered to fight today because it was obvious Ziegler was willing to take on the lot of them, and you could tell she felt that power in numbers (and intellect, in this case).

Toward the end, I thought Barbara was going to blow a gasket. I've never seen her lose her cool like she did with Ziegler, and it was quite a delight to see! Don't you just love it when bedwetting know-it-alls realize they're getting their asses kicked, yet they still keep crying "but..but...but!!!!"

I think if the ladies had known verbal judo, they would have just kept yelling out "STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!" Wouldn't THAT be a fun COPS episode?



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Monday, February 2, 2009

"I got a Crush on Jimmy Carter" - Renee Zellweger Has a Thing for Terrorist Loving Carpenters

We all remember the Obama girl who proudly proclaimed that she has a crush on Obama. Now, Renee Zellweger proudly proclaims that she has a crush on Habitat for Humanity founder, and oh yeah, one time president, Jimmy Carter. She really needs to get out more.

On Thursday's Late Show, actress Renee Zellweger recounted her “emotional” experience seeing Barack Obama's inauguration, but Obama isn't the only liberal politician she idolizes. Zellweger, who stars in a new movie that apparently ridicules small town America and Christians, told USA Today: “I have a crush on Jimmy Carter. I admit it. He has an extraordinary mind. He's an exceptional human being. And he writes poetry, for crying out loud. He's all good things.”

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Captain Thurston Defies "The Boss" - Refuses to Put Either His Guacomole Dip or His Chicken Fingers Down

Just who the hell does he think he is? Asshat! I eat to my own beat. Don't be making any commie demands of me.



Take your Born to Run and shove it up your ass. I was born to fight.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Ashley Judd Returns to America - Creams Herself Over Obama

I did get a picture of the right Judd didn't I? I could be wrong, I'm so damn excited about America all of a sudden. Kinda short of breath.

Among the millions of people who are excited by the election of President Obama is Ashley Judd, as she demonstrated at the 40th birthday luncheon for NARAL Pro-Choice America at the Hilton Washington Tuesday.

After flubbing a few lines, Judd, who emceed the event, stopped and said, “I need to take a breath. I get so excited.”

After a brief slide show featuring Bush and other anti-abortion politicians, during which the crowd booed and hissed, Judd remarked, “It’s so nice to live in America again.”
Amazing she hadn't really noticed America before. One has to wonder where she thought all her money was coming from.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

They are the Ones We've Been Waiting for -- New York Democrats Swear in Man Accused of Brutally Assaulting His Girlfriend

Y'all like apples? Well how you like these apples?

Hiram Monserrate was sworn in Wednesday as a new state senator, despite facing charges that he slashed his girlfriend's face with a piece of broken glass in a jealous rage.

Monserrate, part of a new influx of lawmakers who helped Democrats gain control of the Senate for the first time in four decades, stood on the floor on the historic day and swore to uphold the federal and state constitutions and his office.

He was surrounded by a dozen applauding friends, relatives and staff, but his girlfriend was conspicuiously absent. Others said the charges should have kept Moserrate from taking office, and one senator turned away before a photo could be taken with the new lawmaker.

"I guess they were wrong. I'm here, and I'm here for the long haul," Monserrate said of his critics. "Of course my colleagues are treating me nice," he said.

Monserrate was charged with assault and weapon possession after Karla Giraldo's face was slashed on Dec. 19 at his Queens home. Both the former New York City councilman and Giraldo say the incident was an accident _ Monserrate told police that he tripped while holding a glass of water and that the glass accidentally hit her.

But authorities say evidence, including surveillance videos, paints a more violent picture of a heated argument and a frightened, bleeding woman in distress. Investigators say Monserrate purposely smashed her face with broken glass because he thought she was also dating a police officer.

The videos come from several cameras in the apartment building. The first shows the two arguing and Monserrate throwing a policeman's union card down a garbage chute, according to a law enforcement official, speaking on the condition of anonymity because the investigation is ongoing.

The two return into the apartment, and the video catches them sometime later, Giraldo's face covered with a bloody towel. The official said it's believed Monserrate smashed the glass over furniture before hitting her with it. Investigators on Monday seized similar glasses from his home.

Monserrate is seen yanking Giraldo by the shoulder down the second-floor stairwell, according to the official who saw the video. Giraldo is crying, and pounding on a neighbor's door as he pulls her away, the official said. She drops the towel, which is later found on a stairwell. The two are then shown downstairs in a small vestibule, where Monserrate tries to pull Giraldo outside.

"She's holding on with two hands, like a kid who didn't want to leave his bike. She looks terrified," the official said.

Giraldo went to the emergency room; the gash over her eye required 25 stitches. Doctors contacted Queens police and reported a woman was assaulted, the official said. According to the police report, Giraldo initially said she was assaulted, then changed her account after learning officers planned to arrest him. She later filed a statement with police saying she did not wish to press charges.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Bomb Threats Shut Down Aspen, Colorado

It figures. The whole thing was the work of another kook liberal.

A one-time resident of this city who had been bitter over its transformation into a playground for the rich left four gift-wrapped bombs downtown in a bank-robbery attempt, turning New Year's Eve celebrations into a mass evacuation, police said Thursday.

The dangerous bombs were made of gasoline and cell phone parts and came with notes warning of "mass death." The 72-year-old man suspected of placing them in two banks and in an alleyway on Wednesday shot and killed himself a short time later, police said.

Blanning walked into two Aspen banks about 2:30 p.m. Wednesday and left packages wrapped in holiday paper along with notes saying the boxes contained bombs, police said. The notes threatened "mass death," demanded $60,000 cash and included criticisms of President George W. Bush, Assistant Aspen Police Chief Bill Linn said at a news conference.

Blanning's notes said he was targeting four banks, police said, but only two - a Wells Fargo Bank and a nearby Vectra Bank - received the packages.

Later, police found two similar packages atop a black sled in a downtown alley. Linn said the bombs were dangerous, containing plastic bladders of gasoline, but he did not say how sophisticated they were.

The threats prompted police to clear nearly all of downtown Aspen - 16 blocks that otherwise would have been filled with tens of thousands of New Year's revelers. Residents were allowed to return at 4 a.m. Thursday, and the town's holiday fireworks were rescheduled for Thursday night.

The Aspen Times reported that Blanning left a typewritten note at the newspaper's offices Wednesday evening. The profanity-laced note, which appeared to match those Blanning left at banks, said "Aspen will pay a horrible price in blood" if his demands were not met.

Blanning was found dead alone in his Jeep Cherokee east of Aspen early Thursday, Linn said. In the car police found a rifle and a handgun they believe Blanning used to kill himself.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

HUFFINGTON POST WRITER STABS EX-LOVER 220 TIMES THEN KILLS HERSELF

I told you liberals were batshit crazy. I don't know the significance of the 220 stab wounds, but I my guess is that it had something to do with the number of times Acorn registered her to vote.

A woman who lived with her ex-partner on the city's south side stabbed her former lover more than 200 times with a Phillips-head screwdriver and then tried to conceal the killing, police said.

After committing the crime, Carol Anne Burger, 57, a writer who friends described as engaged and eager to move on with life, reported her old flame missing and then, a day later, shot herself to death in her backyard, police said.

Burger, upset at the disintegration of her relationship and disgusted with the U.S. during the past several years, sometimes talked of moving to Panama or Mexico to start again.

That she had recently lost her job didn't help the bouts of depression she sometimes experienced, said her close friend and confidante, Helen Gale.

But when the Web site The Huffington Post tapped Burger to cover the election from Florida this month, the job seemed to give her renewed focus. Burger burned to write a story for the site's front page and poured herself into the work, Gale said.
She was tabbed to cover the election from Florida? I reckon that Huff Po's internal poll numbers aren't looking so good.

UPDATE: Turns out it was her gay ex-lover. So, whatever...

Monday, September 1, 2008

LEFT WING NUTJOBS ATTACK BUS HEADING TO RNC CONVENTION

From Gateway Pundit:
The bus I was riding was hit with cement bags that the anarchists were throwing off the overpasses onto the interstate. The anarchists missed the bus in front of us and nailed our bus with a direct hit.

The police had us slow down and then sent us under the interstate overpass when we were attacked.

There were several women and senior citizens on the bus.
Democrat party goons. Hope everyone is safe.