HUFFINGTON POST WRITER STABS EX-LOVER 220 TIMES THEN KILLS HERSELF

I told you liberals were batshit crazy. I don't know the significance of the 220 stab wounds, but I my guess is that it had something to do with the number of times Acorn registered her to vote.

A woman who lived with her ex-partner on the city's south side stabbed her former lover more than 200 times with a Phillips-head screwdriver and then tried to conceal the killing, police said.

After committing the crime, Carol Anne Burger, 57, a writer who friends described as engaged and eager to move on with life, reported her old flame missing and then, a day later, shot herself to death in her backyard, police said.

Burger, upset at the disintegration of her relationship and disgusted with the U.S. during the past several years, sometimes talked of moving to Panama or Mexico to start again.

That she had recently lost her job didn't help the bouts of depression she sometimes experienced, said her close friend and confidante, Helen Gale.

But when the Web site The Huffington Post tapped Burger to cover the election from Florida this month, the job seemed to give her renewed focus. Burger burned to write a story for the site's front page and poured herself into the work, Gale said.

She was tabbed to cover the election from Florida? I reckon that Huff Po's internal poll numbers aren't looking so good.

UPDATE: Turns out it was her gay ex-lover. So, whatever...