Sarah Palin as a Candidate Would be a Huge Mistake

I'm not knocking the lady, but Sarah Palin as the GOP candidate for President would me a major mistake.  All it will do is re-energize what is a dead Obama base and apathetic media, and reconstitute the 2008 election, which, the GOP lost.  Not to mention, there are far more qualified candidates.  Just my opinion.  But keep in mind, I'm right 98% of the time.

BREAKING: Sarah Palin Linked to Weapons Theft

Breaking news:

Republican Gov. Sarah Palin is being named as a possible conspirator in a weapons theft case reportedly occurring several years ago. It's believed the weapons could have been used in a variety of crimes and sources say the disappearance of potentially lethal weapons has been linked directly to Republican Sarah Palin.

The missing weapons are two 29-inch baseball bats allegedly stolen by the adopted stepson of a substitute teacher of Republican Sarah Palin's daughter's math class at Wasilla High School. Evidence indicates that Sarah Palin's daughter regularly attended the math classes with the adopted stepson and Sarah Palin was involved with their classwork.

Commercial flights to Wasilla are booked and private air traffic has surged as investigators and the media race to discover Sarah Palin's full culpability in the scandal. Sources indicate that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi may call for an investigation by Congress and responsible Alaskan legislators are perusing possible censure or impeachment of Republican Sarah Palin.

Notably, these new allegations against Sarah Palin follow right on the heels of her disreputable involvement in a drunken driving case. Republican Sarah Palin's daughter's baby's father's mother's blood alcohol level while driving illegally exceeded 0.08. Legal and legislative action against Republican Sarah Palin awaits final resolution of her daughter's baby's father's mother's case.

Regarding Republican Sarah Palin's involvement in her daughter's substitute teacher's stepson's alleged theft of potentially lethal weapons, the investigation continues.

Laughs from Interested-Participant

Oprah Complaining that Sarah Palin Snubbed Her

Good on Sarah Palin. Oprah represents a large part of what is wrong with America.

Sarah Palin Gave Me a Shout Out!

Awesome! She doesn't name me by name, but clearly, she's talking about me.



Right back at ya Slick. And for the record, my pajamas have a Nascar theme. The Rainbow Warrior covers my rump.

PALIN DRAWS 60,000 AT FLORIDA RALLY

Three times more people than Obama had at his rally in North Carolina.

Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin told wildly cheering, flag-waving, chanting supporters that John McCain is "the only great man in this race" and promised Sunday he will fix the nation's economy if voters give the GOP four more years in the White House.

"He won't say this, so I'll say it for him," the Alaska governor said in an almost confidential tone at the close of her first Florida stump speech. "There is only one man in this election who has ever really fought for you. John McCain wore the uniform of his country for 22 years -- talk about tough."

The Villages, a vast, upscale planned community north of Orlando, has about 70,000 mostly adult residents -- many of them military retirees -- who vote reliably Republican in statewide races. Tens of thousands inched along roads into the picturesque town square of the complex, where they stood in sweltering heat for about four hours as local GOP officials and a country band revved up the crowd.

"Sa-Rah! Sa-Rah!" they chanted at every mention of her name, applauding loudly and waiving tiny American flags that were distributed -- along with free water bottles -- by local volunteers. The fire chief estimated the crowd at 60,000.

Admiring throngs mobbed the Palin family's arrival and departure, snapping souvenir pictures. Autograph seekers thrust campaign signs, caps with the McCain-Palin logo and copies of magazines with her face on their covers, and the Palins responded warmly.

THE INTELLECTUAL ELITE FLOCK TO OBAMA'S SUPPORT

A distinct trend is emerging as America's brightest and most upstanding citizens have begun to rally around him to voice their support. Here are some of the big brains that think it's best if Obama were calling the shots:

WHOOPI GOLDBERG - ""Do I have to be worried about becoming a slave again?"



MATT DAMON - "“I know she was a mayor of a really, really small town."



LINDSEY LOHAN - "Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?"



PAMELA ANDERSON - "...suck it"



Obama has assembled quite the think tank, no.

OOOOOOO! SECRET SERVICE GONNA GIT YOU!!!!

Seems whoever broke into Sarah Palin's email gonna get caught.

Oh dear God I hope it's someone in the Obama campaign! GIGGLE!!!!! I have a feeling it is. They've been shown to be pretty darn amateurish thus far.

"Usually, this sort of thing would be hard to track down because it's Yahoo email, and a lot of people use my service for that," he told El Reg in a phone interview. "Since they were dumb enough to post a full screenshot that showed most of the [Ctunnel.com] URL, I should be able to find that in my log."

Clicky the title for full story.

FOX NEWS: McCAIN CAMP HAS PICTURES OF "TROOPERGATE" INVESTIGATORS AT OBAMA CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS

Keep your enemies close...Things are about to blow up right in Obama's smarmy little face.



Might this be the pictures? Taken from Obama's website. Don't expect it to be there much longer.

FACT CHECK: THE TRUTH ABOUT ALL THESE PALIN SMEARS

From factcheck.org:

We’ve been flooded for the past few days with queries about dubious Internet postings and mass e-mail messages making claims about McCain’s running mate, Gov. Palin. We find that many are completely false, or misleading.

* Palin did not cut funding for special needs education in Alaska by 62 percent. She didn’t cut it at all. In fact, she tripled per-pupil funding over just three years.

* She did not demand that books be banned from the Wasilla library. Some of the books on a widely circulated list were not even in print at the time. The librarian has said Palin asked a "What if?" question, but the librarian continued in her job through most of Palin's first term.

* She was never a member of the Alaskan Independence Party, a group that wants Alaskans to vote on whether they wish to secede from the United States. She’s been registered as a Republican since May 1982.

* Palin never endorsed or supported Pat Buchanan for president. She once wore a Buchanan button as a "courtesy" when he visited Wasilla, but shortly afterward she was appointed to co-chair of the campaign of Steve Forbes in the state.

* Palin has not pushed for teaching creationism in Alaska's schools. She has said that students should be allowed to "debate both sides" of the evolution question, but she also said creationism "doesn't have to be part of the curriculum."

PSYCHOTIC WHACKJOB LIBERALS TRY TO PAWN OFF FAKE VIDEO OF PALIN FAMILY AS REAL

From Hot Air:

I can’t tell you how many times as a child my own father held impromptu psychotherapy sessions like this while I stood by his bedside with a videocamera. How lucky the left is to have it emerge two days after Palin was named to a national ticket, and in spectacularly good condition notwithstanding the fact that the tape’s 12 years old and had to be transferred to a different format for uploading to YouTube.

Do note: “Todd Palin” is supposed to be 32 years old here.

Yes, there really are liberals who are treating this first-take, America’s-Funniest-Videos quality attempt at improv as plausible. Exit question challenge: Just try not to laugh when he starts talking about fishing nets.

Update: Via Ace, something I totally missed the first around just because I’m so used to seeing it: “Palin” appears to be talking on a small cell phone. In 1996.

Here's the video:



This is psychosis and perversion on an unbelievable level. Here is the turd who appears to be trying to pass this off as a legitimate video.