Thursday, September 18, 2008

THE INTELLECTUAL ELITE FLOCK TO OBAMA'S SUPPORT

A distinct trend is emerging as America's brightest and most upstanding citizens have begun to rally around him to voice their support. Here are some of the big brains that think it's best if Obama were calling the shots:

WHOOPI GOLDBERG - ""Do I have to be worried about becoming a slave again?"



MATT DAMON - "“I know she was a mayor of a really, really small town."



LINDSEY LOHAN - "Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?"



PAMELA ANDERSON - "...suck it"



Obama has assembled quite the think tank, no.

3 comments:

Ali Blah Blah said...

Is that Whoopi as Chaka or Chewbacca?

Either way, comedy gold!

Your brother,

Ali

Anonymous said...

Looks like Michelle Obama to me.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Cindy McCain when she was all doped up on DRUGS to me!