Derelict

Oh, I mean dereliction of duty.

Last week, I posted the following photograph asking who everyone thought it was with the slick 6-pack of abs.

This was not a trick question.  And it's not Ted Danson, nor Ernest Borgnine.  No, no. . .the only correct answer was provided by "The Watcher" who opinionated correctly that this was the "hateful" Kate Gosselin.

I guess what surprises me most about the photograph is that a baby factory like Kate can whittle that tummy back down to such a nice shape.  Her attitude on the other hand needs some work and I don't totally blame her for being such a witch.  Raising children is a difficult prospect, raising 8 of them at once would push even the most grounded human being to the brink of insanity.  Add that to the fact that she was married to a quintessential douchebag and has been followed around by cameras for years and it's only fuel to the raging inferno inside of her.

I think the poor woman just needs to be treated kindly by a nice man who is willing to accept her and her shortcomings and a house full of kids that looks like a kicked over anthill for what it all is. It wouldn't be too long before some TLC began to dull the razor of her bitchiness.  Time, dedication,  a thick skin, and a set of titanium balls is all it would take.  And maybe an injection of Ativan for her every now and then.

Any takers?