Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Nuts

And by that I mean testicular fortitude, something of which our current Buckethead-in-Chief knows nothing about.

But this lady on the other hand. . .




Meet Veena Malik, a Pakistani actress who recently stated that she would be willing to die for the right of women to wear jeans in Pakistan.  Naturally, this does not jive with the various misogynistic muftis, imams, and other mindless, Islamic, control freak drones of her country, but she refuses to back down even under the threat of violence.

Some people have average ordinary testicles and some have none even when they need them most, but there are others, the special few of this planet that have balls of such magnitude and size that even the strongest alloys of the planet do not properly describe their strength.  I think I'll just make up a new metallurgical name: her balls are made from Allah-monium.  That ought to upset of few militant Islamists, don't you think?

Yes folks, Veena Malik has balls and Persident Obama, well. . .he has waffles.

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