I have said it before and I reiterate. . .Obama is a liar. The proof is now in the pudding (as if we haven't known this all along) and when one of the most liberal places and newspapers in the Universe is on attack, you better damned well listen.
I was going to blockquote a large piece of this article, but the following line sums it up nicely:
Messy ball now firmly in White House court.
Zeppelin is good. Chicks playing Zeppelin pretty good is real good too. A little sluggish every now and then, but the singer hammering that harmonica is something to behold.
I present Zepparella.
You know who we are.
This is not so much sensual as it is sheer athleticism. See for yourself. . . .
The so-called 'birther' conspiracy appears to have maintained its traction on American voters ahead of next year's elections, as a new poll shows fewer than four in 10 believe President Barack Obama was definitely born in the U.S.Speaking of poll numbers, 60% of Egyptians want strict sharia law...and more than half want Egypt's peace treaty with Israel annulled. Don't you think these kind of underlying sentiments should have been known by our President before he openly backed the overthrow of Mubarek? Or do you think they were known?
This is not a current event and has nothing to do with anything. And I don't know why, but every time I see this picture it just cracks me to pieces.
What in the world is going on in Canada?
From MyFox NY:
VANCOUVER -- A Canadian comic has been ordered to pay CA$15,000 (US$15,745) to a woman he taunted along with her same-sex partner during a show in a Vancouver restaurant three years ago, the Vancouver Sun reported Thursday.
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Tribunal member Murray Geiger-Adams said Earle repeated vulgar language in public and attacked Pardy's identity and dignity as a woman and a lesbian and ordered the payment for lost wages and for injury to dignity, feelings and self respect.
No, not that old 70's song about being wrapped up in a douche or something.
Try 2011 and think of the Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice election and then count off 13 seconds to yourself. Yes 13 long, miserable, quiet, tense and uncomfortable seconds. That's how long it took Alice to answer the most obvious question about her ill-fated election run. And this lady wanted to be a judge? Talk about deliberative. . .
Yes I know ain't ain't a word, but neither is gundlerbjorg, but I use that one reguarly too.
Seems that things have changed a bit in the Supreme Court justice race in Wisconsin and what once was is, is no longer. Kloppenberg, the woman who previously claimed that having a 204 vote lead over her conservative and incumbent competitor was DUH, WINNING!, is now declaring that a 7,000 vote loss for her deserves a recount.
And it will set you free. . .in Leavenworth prison. . .for about 25 years.
Jerome Corsi has written a new book about Barack Obama and his birth certificate, which goes on sale in mid-May. Drudge had a little lead info about it, but it seems the author and publisher are playing their cards very close before the release.
I'm not so sure I buy into the whole birther conspiracy other than to say it could be ended quickly if Obama would simply own up and release his long-form birth certificate. It's a simple as that. Or is it? He and his attorneys have spent millions of dollars trying to surpress it and other personal information like college records and so on.
Own up Barry. . .or are you such a sadistic prick that you like to watch the nutters on the right froth at the mouth over you? I look at it this way: If you have noting to hide, then why not end the controversy right now? Otherwise. . .this country may be in for some very troubling times ahead.
Send your big government pussy right over!
Normally, I'd say this is a bunch of bullshit, but in this case I completely agree with the state of New York, but I'd like to add a few things to this list of stuff they want to ban so that no one gets hurt ever never, ever ever again, amen!
Let's start with scissors and pencils and running through the house. Big Wheels, Lil' Red Wagons and the game of Twister. We should also ban walking down the street or riding on a school bus, karate practice, football, baseball, soccer, gymnastics, and blowing bubbles from your tear ducts. Chewing gum and eating hot dogs (you could choke on it), 3-D video games (epilepsy), Kool-Aid (diabetes), lighting farts (fire hazard). We should ban homemade soda bottle rockets, slingshots, magnifying glasses, home science kits, pick-up sticks, Lincoln logs, kites, Sit and Spins, bicycles, skateboards, go-karts, mini-motorcycles, Sea Monkeys and the old stick-string-box animal trap. And how could we forget the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle with a compass in the stock!!!!
In fact, let's just ban all human activity. No, better yet, let's just fucking ban children. They are a goddamn nuisance anyways and all they do is run around and get hurt all the fucking time. Oh wait, we kinda sorta already HAVE banned them. 332,278 were banned in 2009 by Planned Parenthood alone. Thanks Planned Parenthood, just think of all the skinned knees and brusies you saved those children from.
Nothing like excellent street musicians for a little entertainment. I was in San Francisco ten years ago and watched in amazement as two guys beat the hell out of some five-gallon buckets with drumsticks. It was absolutely mesmerizing to watch.
This duo sparks that same interest. Good music, well-done and fun to watch. Enjoy!
Kinda lonely 'round this joint.
This weekend I was perusing the internet and for some reason the old George Carlin line about meatcake surfaced in my brain, so I spent a while watching Carlin videos on YouTube. That's when I found the following mashup of George Carlin vs. that psychopathic nutter from the Westboro church who likes to go around and belch insanities at military funerals. Obviously, since this is George Carlin, this video is NSFW and you'll have to excuse Carlin's admission to Queef Olbermann that he has the best cable show. You must remember, Carlin used a lot of drugs. . .a lot of drugs and apparently was still on them at the time.
And speaking of psychopathic nutters from hell, they were supposed to show up and protest at a local Marine's funeral Saturday, but the fine folks of Mississippi turned out in force to ensure that it did not happen. No one is even sure if the Westboro people even showed up. Probably good for them that they didn't. Rest in peace eternally Staff Sgt. Jason Rogers.
Mr. Muddy Waters, from Issaquena County, Mississippi, and Sonny Boy Williamson, from Tallahatchie County, Mississippi, playing Got My Mojo Working.
Nothing says Deep South culture like fried bologna for breakfast served on a paper plate with the good silver.
Mother nature is a mother.
I am posting the following because of the five minutes I suffered through photoshopping the Behar/Goldberg photo in the previous post.
You know, if I had a television show in which I was going to sit on a panel and discuss current events, I would do all that I could do to educate myself on the subject matter of the day. And if I were constantly being lambasted in the media for the ignorant and uninformed things I regularly said, I would be even more inclined to want to become oriented with the truth. Fortunately, I do not have a radio or television program because I would not be able to afford the FCC fines for vulgarity as I discussed daily events with fools like this pair of classless and ignorant dullards.
Say it ain't so Jesse, say it ain't so. I guess this might explain why Jesse calls his group the RAINBOW PUSH Coalition.
Cue the outrage!
O.M.F.G.! Did you hear the news? (link fixed)
Sorry, I must have missed all of that due to the fact that we are in three wars, Japan has nuked itself, the Middle East is on the verge of total chaos, we are flat broke and other unimportant shit like that.
Any reporter of competence knows the 5 W's of reporting. Let us begin:
Who: California Teachers Union
What: Endorses cop killer
Where: Teacher Union Conference
When: Last week
Why: Who in the hell knows?
More proof that liberalism is a mental illness, and apparently an illness without a cure unless supporting any manner of non-conformance with the mores, rules and laws of civilized society qualifies as a cure.
A cop killer is a cop killer and I don't give two shits if this "prison journalist" writes the next Nobel Prize for Literature selection. A killer is a killer and he deserves to pay for his crime. And what in the world is a teachers union 3000 miles away doing passing a resolution in support of this turd? What is the connection? Cuz you know, the first thing I always think of when teaching children is black power cop killers. 2+2=down with Segregationst Soldier Cop!
I once saw the exclamation "!Aye caramba¡" defined in a dictionary as "fiddlesticks." But the following story deserves the more appropriate response of la puta que te pario!
Captain, the easy answer is Taco Bell, but unfortunately, and as this dude might have attested before his demise, the largest Mexican export is now violence. But Mr. Janet Napolitiano has got us covered, so don't worry. All is well, remain calm. Go out and buy an electric job or something. These aren't the violent drug cartels you've been looking for. Nothing to see here, move along. Windmills is where it's at. Hey look, Ghaddafi is kinda weird, let's go bomb him. Solar power!
President Obama, speaking to Al Sharpton's organization, says he is not "out of touch."
"I remember that," Obama added. "I Remember What It Was Like Pumping Gas"
"I'm just going to be honest with you. There's not much we can do next week or two weeks from now," Obama said earlier today about gas prices.
I was reading earlier that the election for Supreme Court Justice in Wisconsin has come down to a couple hundred votes. No big surprise if some shenanagins (they call them "voting irregularities") aren't discovered, but more importantly I couldn't help but note how the "WINNING!" judge, a woman named Horkenheimer or some such, has a remarkable resemblance to the great rock and roll drummer Tommy Aldridge of Whitesnake, Ozzy, Thin Lizzy and Ted Nugent. I considered doing a "Separated at Birth" post, but I couldn't with an honest heart pick on Tommy like that. He is such a wonderful man, thankful of his fame in life and grateful to the glory of God, not to mention that he hails from my hometown. In a meaningless six degrees of separation connection, my dad used to drink beer with a guy that did studio work with Tommy and dad's buddy, Mason, always remarked about how nice and classy Tommy was.
Anyway, this led me to watching a few videos of Tommy on YouTube and I found a video of Whitesnake performing at the MTV video awards in the late 80's playing their breakout hit "In the Still of the Night." Other than it being hideous to watch because their performance was obviously syncronized to a track, even more horrifying was the voluminous amounts of giant hair on the men in the band. I couldn't decide if lead singer David Coverdale looked more like Blair on The Facts of Life or Loni Anderson as Jennifer on WKRP in Cincinnati.
Then, for a moment, I spent a little while contemplating the theory that a potential universe could exist perhaps underneath a fingernail and that size is only relative to your own and we really have no idea how big anything is because of that. To us an elephant is large, but maybe somewhere else there are elephants 10 "miles" tall and we would be as miniscule as an ant to them. And maybe those elephants are made of soft biological metals, ever thought of that? Metallic elephants 10 miles tall?
With that in mind, I watched the following video. . .
. . .and I decided that somewhere, in some faraway place, there is a fingernail that needs a good cleaning. Perhaps it is our fingernail that needs a good scrape. With all that's going on in the world these days, it is more and more difficult to accept the world as it is without feeling frustration and despair and a simple feeling that "we lost" somehow. What happened to us?
To paraphrase Hunter S. Thompson, I look in the distance and I see the high water mark where the wave broke. But let's not end it this way, all discombobulated and everyone pulling in every direction at once. I feel that if we don't get ourselves in a better situation we will become an irritant to the fingernail under which we reside and it would be a real shame if that 10 mile tall elephant reached down with his long metallic trunk and snorted us away, ending it all so quickly, and without giving us a second chance at redemption.
At least for Tommy's sake.
Or alternative title: She don't give a shit!
This woman deserves a medal for having balls that are inversely proportional to the size of Lindsay Graham's gonadlets. For those of you that failed that kind of mathematical relationship in school, it means that she is not afraid to say it like is it and to do the things that most of us wish more of us would do instead of being a pansy ass, mealy-mouthed douchebag on the public dole saying inane and meaningless shit all the time. Yes Lindsay, I'm talking about you.
She has a brain, she has spunk, she has a bacon-bookmarked Koran (devil's bible) and a little bit of fuego. Burn baby burn!
Obama needled one questioner who asked about gas prices, now averaging close to $3.70 a gallon nationwide, and suggested that the gentleman consider getting rid of his gas-guzzling vehicle.
"If you're complaining about the price of gas and you're only getting 8 miles a gallon, you know," Obama said laughingly. "You might want to think about a trade-in."
When was the last time an American president stood before an audience in a foreign country and announced that he looked forward to importing more of its oil? Answer: Just over a week ago, when President Obama joined political and business leaders in Brasilia in hailing the fact that their newly discovered offshore petroleum reserves might be twice as large as those in the United States. Americans “want to help with technology and support to develop these oil reserves safely, and when you’re ready to start selling, we want to be one of your best customers,” Mr. Obama said.
The murder of a well-known author's son in Mexico's out-of-control drug war has become a key catalyst for organizing nationwide protests set for Wednesday against crime and violence.Read the rest
Malcolm X, who ranted against the White men most of his life, apparently had no qualms in sharing carnal pleasure with one of them, it has emerged. Malcolm was bisexual and had an affair with a white male, according to a biography of the legendary black radical activist of the 1960s.
The unseemly love affair of Malcolm X, who ferociously championed black supremacy and argued that blacks were the original people of the world, has been brought to light in a biography, 'Malcolm X: A Life of Reinvention'.
The biography was written by Manning Marable, an established African-American scholar. The new revelation about his sexual preferences makes for interesting reading as Malcolm X had reportedly parted ways with his mentor Elijah Muhammad over disillusionment about the latter's alleged sexual excesses.
He was born as Malcolm Little in Nebraska in 1925, but changed the surname to 'X' after joining the Nation of Islam. He was a black supremacist, called for total separation of Afro-Americans from the Whites and was also critic of capitalism. He had advocated black nationalism and thought blacks were the original people of the world. He often said Islam was the true religion of the black man and that Christianity was white man's religion.
The threatening package containing a bloody pig's foot sent to Rep. Pete King (R-LI) was as much a racist assault as it was religious hate mail, The Post has learned.
The rambling note accompanying the porcine parcel proclaimed that "white bitches" would soon be naming their sons Mohammed, said a Capitol Hill source.
The note contained anti-Semitic slurs, called the pig's foot a "Jew foot," taunted "kiss my black Muslim ass," and said King -- who is Catholic -- was targeted because of hearings he held on the radicalization of Muslim Americans.
The basic problem can be stated very simply:
A student’s grandmother is far more likely to die suddenly just before the student takes an exam, than at any other time of year.
While this idea has long been a matter of conjecture or merely a part of the folklore of college teaching, I can now confirm that the phenomenon is real. For over twenty years I have collected data on this supposed relationship, and have not only confirmed what most faculty had suspected, but also found some additional aspects of this process that are of potential importance to the future of the country. The results presented in this report provide a chilling picture and should waken the profession and the general public to a serious health and sociological problem before it is too late.Read the rest here
Counterterrorism operations in Yemen have ground to a halt, allowing Al Qaeda’s deadliest branch outside of Pakistan to operate more freely inside the country and to increase plotting for possible attacks against Europe and the United States, American diplomats, intelligence analysts and counterterrorism officials say.Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
In the political tumult surrounding Yemen’s embattled president, Ali Abdullah Saleh, many Yemeni troops have abandoned their posts or have been summoned to the capital, Sana, to help support the tottering government, the officials said. Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, the group’s affiliate, has stepped in to fill this power vacuum, and Yemeni security forces have come under increased attacks in recent weeks.
A small but steadily growing stream of Qaeda fighters and lower-level commanders from other parts of the world, including Pakistan, are making their way to Yemen to join the fight there, although American intelligence officials are divided on whether the political crisis in Yemen is drawing more insurgents than would be traveling there under normal conditions.
The Obama administration is helping to grease the skids for the impending departure of Yemeni President Ali Abdullah Saleh.
While he remains a strong U.S. ally in the war against al Qaeda and other Islamic extremists, Saleh has worn out his welcome with his own people and the State Department can't afford to prop up a leader opposed to democratic reform.
She was in London Tuesday to meet with diplomats from 30 countries, most of whom showed up to get in the group picture. There are certainly not 30 countries aiding us in the war in Libya.
Most of the media headlined Clinton’s statement about possibly arming the rebels. Many stories left out what I consider her more important statement: that she really had no idea who the rebels are and that, in fact, they might actually include members of Al Qaeda, the terrorist group that attacked America on Sept. 11, 2001.
DARNA, Libya—Two former Afghan Mujahedeen and a six-year detainee at Guantanamo Bay have stepped to the fore of this city's military campaign, training new recruits for the front and to protect the city from infiltrators loyal to Col. Moammar Gadhafi.
The presence of Islamists like these amid the opposition has raised concerns, among some fellow rebels as well as their Western allies, that the goal of some Libyan fighters in battling Col. Gadhafi is to propagate Islamist extremism.
And I mean it with all of my blood thirsty meat eating heart.
It’s true that the Tenderloin echoes vice and corruption and that slaughterhouses are constantly found to be in violation of the law and more. But now’s the perfect time to put the city’s past in the deep freeze. San Francisco is now renowned for some of the best vegan cuisine in the world, and the city deserves a neighborhood named after a delicious cruelty-free food instead of the flesh of an abused animal. If Tempeh doesn’t excite you, how about Granola Flats or Seitan’s Lair? You could even run a contest to choose a veggie moniker.
CALLER: Okay, one thing, okay, what gives the Republicans the right to tell me that I cannot collectively get together with people about my work, about my benefits, about anything?
RUSH: Because you are collectively bargaining against your citizens. You are collectively bargaining against your neighbors. You're not bargaining against some fat cat CEO flying around in a jet who owns the company. The issue here is not about what you want. The issue is about what is affordable, what the citizens are able to pay. And they aren't able to pay what you are demanding. Collective bargaining, you are not engaging in collective bargaining when you're a public employee union. You're shaking down your fellow citizens is what's happening. And the state's either gonna go bankrupt or this is all gonna get fixed and we're going to bring things back into balance. That's where we are. The governor is trying to save the state, save your job and everybody else's job. You don't see it that way because you have the bias and the prejudice of union membership. But who elected you to get health care for free? Who decided you get health care and your pension free for the rest of your life? Where did that happen? It's unsustainable. It can't go on. ...
Madison - A 26-year-old woman was charged Thursday with two felony counts and two misdemeanor counts for allegedly making email threats against Wisconsin lawmakers during the height of the battle over Gov. Scott Walker's budget-repair bill.
Katherine R. Windels of Cross Plains was named in a criminal complaint filed in Dane County Criminal Court.
According to the criminal complaint, Windels allegedly sent an email threat to State Sen. Robert Cowles (R-Green Bay) March 9. Later that evening, she allegedly sent another email to 15 Republican legislators, including Senate Majority Leader Scott Fitzgerald (R-Juneau).
The subject line of the second email was: "Atten: Death Threat!!!! Bomb!!!" In that email, she purportedly wrote, "Please put your things in order because you will be killed and your families will also be killed due to your actions in the last 8 weeks."
"I hope you have a good time in hell," she allegedly wrote in the lengthy email in which she purportedly listed scenarios in which the legislators and their families would die, including bombings and by "putting a nice little bullet in your head."Here's the alleged offender. Nice rack for a nutjob.
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