Bottoms Up!

I don't ever drink during the week, but today is a special day and I like to be prepared. I'll be good and liquored up to celebrate if Romney wins or too drunk to give a shit if Obama pulls it out somehow.

Yes, bringing up the rear are two okra, an onion, a bottle of tabasco, and a kitty cat spoon dish.

By the way, you'll notice that I have no limes and that's because limes are for pussies. Drink your tequila como un hombre.