Stuff You Need to Know #3

About tapping our own oil reserves. Obama bumps nasty with Petrol thug Hugo Chavez. On the same say, a federal appeals court ruled that the Bush administration did not properly study the environmental impact of expanding oil and gas drilling off Alaska and canceled a program to find new reserves.

Remember the CNN reporter that deemed the tea party protests were not family friendly? Well, you'll wanna read this. Susan Roesgen gets punked. Hypocrisy of epic proportions. Major left-wing media shenanigans exposed. Read it here.

When they came for fat people, I said nothing, because I was not fat. Obese being targeted by "Big Science" and the global warming machine.


Top White House Adviser now says anti-Americanism is not cool. Sure, now that you've run it into the ground. Don't tread on us.

Everywhere we go they say...damn...Hopped up Sea Kittens always fucking up the program...



James Hackett, chairman and chief executive officer of Anadarko, one of the nation’s largest independent oil and gas companies, told the Financial Times, “The histrionic and maniacal focus on carbon dioxide” risks plunging the United States into an economic tailspin that could turn the United States into “the world’s cleanest third world country.”

And leaving on a positive note...The Democratic National Committee reported receipts of just under $14 million during the first three months of this year, a cash haul that is more than $10 million less than that amassed by its Republican counterpart during the same period.

Stuff You Need to Know #2

I used to take journeys through Islam. Frankly, Islam sucks. It's not as complex as some would have you think. I can spell it out in very simple terms. Islam is about hating anyone who is different, beating your wife, and wiping your ass with your shirt sleeve. So, moving on...

Close in character to many Muslim cities is Detroit. In Detroit, the median house price is now $7,500. So, with Obama's welfare tax check, and maxing out a crappy credit card that they have no intention of ever paying, many Obamatons should be homeowners very soon.



This is Obama's presidential limo. It does not have a "support the troops" sticker on the back. Traitor!



This is Obama's bike. It has a flat tire. And look close. I guess it's true. They really do grow tails.



One out of every ten Californians is unemployed. So how those illegal immigrants working out for you? Imbeciles.

That's all I got for now. Carry on.

Stuff You Need to Know

This will probably be a continuing series or something. It seems like an expeditious way of talking about stuff that pisses me off or otherwise gives me an opportunity to showcase my breakaway posting skills.

Dear Leader, in his infinite wisdom, has determined that that your money, and the money of your children and grandchildren is better suited to aid Gaza, and not hard-working Americans. So he's decided to give them $900 million. Jackass!

This Picture is from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The bubble speak is mine. That's Georgia governor Sonny Perdue in the middle.


Anna's Clue Tank has managed to chart Obama's first month on the job. In graph form.


From the "what the hellvin Melvin files", the nutroots at the Daily Kos seemed to have turned on Chris "I got a tingle and the only thing for it is more cowbell" Matthews. Something about not using petroleum jelly while jacking off the president. It's a start I guess.

Finally, due to a computer glitch, Microsoft is asking some of its laid-off workers for its money back. Apparently, they overpaid some of them as part of their severance packages. Good luck with that Mr. Gates.