Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Stuff You Need to Know

This will probably be a continuing series or something. It seems like an expeditious way of talking about stuff that pisses me off or otherwise gives me an opportunity to showcase my breakaway posting skills.

Dear Leader, in his infinite wisdom, has determined that that your money, and the money of your children and grandchildren is better suited to aid Gaza, and not hard-working Americans. So he's decided to give them $900 million. Jackass!

This Picture is from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The bubble speak is mine. That's Georgia governor Sonny Perdue in the middle.


Anna's Clue Tank has managed to chart Obama's first month on the job. In graph form.


From the "what the hellvin Melvin files", the nutroots at the Daily Kos seemed to have turned on Chris "I got a tingle and the only thing for it is more cowbell" Matthews. Something about not using petroleum jelly while jacking off the president. It's a start I guess.

Finally, due to a computer glitch, Microsoft is asking some of its laid-off workers for its money back. Apparently, they overpaid some of them as part of their severance packages. Good luck with that Mr. Gates.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

$5 Footlongs, hilarious.