Stuff You Need to Know #2

I used to take journeys through Islam. Frankly, Islam sucks. It's not as complex as some would have you think. I can spell it out in very simple terms. Islam is about hating anyone who is different, beating your wife, and wiping your ass with your shirt sleeve. So, moving on...

Close in character to many Muslim cities is Detroit. In Detroit, the median house price is now $7,500. So, with Obama's welfare tax check, and maxing out a crappy credit card that they have no intention of ever paying, many Obamatons should be homeowners very soon.



This is Obama's presidential limo. It does not have a "support the troops" sticker on the back. Traitor!



This is Obama's bike. It has a flat tire. And look close. I guess it's true. They really do grow tails.



One out of every ten Californians is unemployed. So how those illegal immigrants working out for you? Imbeciles.

That's all I got for now. Carry on.