As the saying goes, "the only people who put ketchup on their hot dogs are mental patients, and Kansans. THE BIG FEED, however, has learned of a growing sub-culture of non-Kansans and non-mental patients who are shunning the traditional condiments in favor of the vinegar based paste. "Hot Dog Man", creator of thehotdogtruck.com, and a man who sells hot dogs for a living, wrote of this seedy element of the hotdog world:
Ketchup is very much a staple condiment-Ronald Reagan said it was a vegetable! Ketchup is great on fries, burgers-even eggs.So there you have it. Ketchup on hotdogs is not just for mental patients and Kansans. Red Sox fans are now in on the act.
But not on a hot dog.
When I first opened, I would not put ketchup on a hot dog for my patrons. I had a basket of ketchup packets outside for the ketchup eating crowd. I would shell out a fair bit of abuse on the ketchup loving populace as well. Sometimes I'd ask for ID (the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council says ketchup shouldn't be put on hot dogs for anyone over age 18). Other times I'd say (incredulously) "KETCHUP?!?!? ON A HOT DOG?!?!?!" If there was a group of people and one guy ordered a dog with ketchup, I'd ask his friends if they could perhaps hold a hot dog intervention for him. Whatever insult I'd hurl, I'd sweep my hands contemptuously toward the Ketchup packets and say "I won't put ketchup on a hot dog, help yourself." This little schtick annoyed and amused the clientelle-it usually got a laugh and I have never been punched for it.
There was one guy who got wise to the act and ordered his hot dogs plain to avoid the abuse. He'd then sneak a few ketchup packets and go back to his car to eat so I wouldn't hurl abuse at him. This guy is a big Red Sox fan and we'd always chat about the Sox while he was waiting for his dogs. He is a seasonal worker so he wasn't out in the winter. In the spring of 2005 (after my Red Sox won it all) he popped by and told me he was going to see the Sox play on opening day in New York City. I asked him how he scored the tickets and he said he had a new girlfriend from Connecticut and she was a Yankee Fan.
I said "brother, if you can date a Yankee fan, I can put ketchup on your hot dogs."
So now you can get ketchup on your dogs at the Hot Dog Truck-I've even toned down the abuse.
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Disgusting. Next thing you know ketchup eaters wil be wanting some kind of minority special rights.
I say take back the dog, it's an American Icon. Sides, ketchup is known to have more insect particles per ounce than any food on earth.
Hot dog trucks need to be outlawed. There no telling what king of pervisty ensues on the hot dog after the point of sale.
They need to be eaten in a restaurant in a controlled envionment where all patrons can be closely observed.
Did you click the link? That hot dog truck looks like fun if you have beer in there.
Hot dogs cause violence http://www.local6.com/news/15793539/detail.html
It's not hot dogs that kill, it's people that kill. NHDA - National Hot Dog Association.
You have the right to eat hot dogs in the privacy of your home.
NHDA? Is there such a thing? Seriously?
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