POOTY PUTE ROBS THE CRADLE: PUTIN TO MARRY GYMNAST LESS THAN HALF HIS AGE

Fascism's biggest heartthrob is rumored to be close to tying the knot with a Russian gymnast half his age.

"President Vladimir Putin, known for keeping his private life out of public gaze, is to marry a gymnast less than half his age, said a news report on Thursday.

Moscow is ablaze with rumours that Mr. Putin (56) and the flexible 24-year-old Alina Kabaeva, who is now a member of the Russian Parliament, have decided to tie the knot..."

Pooty Pute

Putin must really admire her flexibility on the issues.
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