Tuesday, May 5, 2009

You Might Want to Hold Off on that Prius: The Ice Age is Coming

I'm not scientist. But when the sun is less active, I'd say that means cooler temperatures are coming. What say you Al Gore?

A prolonged lull in solar activity has astrophysicists glued to their telescopes waiting to see what the sun will do next—and how Earth's climate might respond.

The sun is the least active it's been in decades and the dimmest in a hundred years. The lull is causing some scientists to recall the Little Ice Age, an unusual cold spell in Europe and North America, which lasted from about 1300 to 1850.

The coldest period of the Little Ice Age, between 1645 and 1715, has been linked to a deep dip in solar storms known as the Maunder Minimum.

During that time, access to Greenland was largely cut off by ice, and canals in Holland routinely froze solid. Glaciers in the Alps engulfed whole villages, and sea ice increased so much that no open water flowed around Iceland in the year 1695.
Wouldn't this be the perfect time to start emitting greenhouse gasses? To offset the coming ice age? Invest in coal.

2 comments:

Ali Blah Blah said...

Oh but it's really about climate CHANGE now. See? It's CHANGING! They're right! LOL. Friggin retards.

CAPTAIN THURSTON said...

The new word is "deteriorating climate". They decided that "global warming" had become to crackpotty