Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Africans Must Travel to the Moon

Why? Why must they travel to the moon? Nah. What they need to do is learn how to subsistence farm and quit fornicating like rabbits. Learn to do that and then we can talk about getting them a few go-karts. But the moon? Heh.

Africans must travel to the moon to investigate what developed nations have been doing in outer space, Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni said Saturday.

"The Americans have gone to the moon. And the Russians. The Chinese and Indians will go there soon. Africans are the only ones who are stuck here," Museveni said, addressing a meeting of the Uganda Law Society in Entebbe.

"We must also go there and say: 'What are you people doing up here?'."
Did this guy get elected on a slogan of hope and change?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"We must also go there and say: 'What are you people doing up here?'."


That's a gut buster.

CAPTAIN THURSTON said...

Yeah. A simple "sup" would do

Ali Blah Blah said...

"Africans are the only ones who are stuck here," Museveni said,"

Well duh. Why do you think we're all going?