GRASSROOTS WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN GAINING MOMENTUM: MANY DEMOCRATS CONSIDERING WRITING IN OBAMA'S TELEPROMPTER

A grassroots phenomenon is gaining some serious momentum. Scores of Democrats are now considering writing in a new, dynamic individual who seems to have all the rights answers and, according to many, is "unflappable" under pressure. Here's what some of are saying about the one known as "The Teleprompter":

"I mean, you got the first mainstream Computer-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,". "I mean, that's a storybook, man." - Joe Biden

"For the first time in my adult life, I'm really proud of my country" - Bill Gates

"He's a typical teleprompter" - Barack Obama's Grandmammy

"Hey...What happened to that big-eared fella?...I kinda liked that guy" - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

He's got my vote.

THE MEDIA WEARS KNEE PADS FOR OBAMA

The McCain campaign put this video together. Appalling, but accurate.

IRAQ DENIES ISRAEL IS TRAINING THERE TO ATTACK IRAN

Something like this seems like to would be very hard to hide.

Iraq denied on Friday reports claiming the Israeli Air Force has been practicing for a possible attack against Iran in its airspace.

"As the Ministry of Defense, we haven't observed any IAF warplanes practicing in Iraqi airspace," said Major-General Mohammad al-Askari, spokesman for the Iraqi Defense Ministry.

On Friday, sources in the Iraqi Defense Ministry told a local news network that Israel Air Force (IAF) war planes are practicing in Iraqi airspace and land on US airbases in the country as a preparation for a potential strike on Iran.

The IDF denied the reports, calling them "baseless."

FBI CONFIRMS STATESIDE TERROR CELLS

Start cracking heads already...

FBI Director Robert Mueller said last week that the FBI has uncovered small groups of Al Qaida terrorists in the United States, although he declined to provide details.

“As to your first question as to whether we have found affiliates or, as you would call them, cells of Al Qaida in the United States, yes, we have. Again, I cannot get into it in public session, but I would say yes, we have.”

Mueller defended the FBI’s Muslim outreach program that critics say have put the bureau in a role of providing legitimacy to Muslim groups that support overseas extremists.

The FBI has been stepping up intelligence-gathering activities in the United States aimed at providing intelligence that would stop a terrorist attack in advance, but U.S. officials said the intelligence program is still in its early stages.

"Early stages"? WTF? I would hope this isn't true. And I would hope this guy is not dumb enough to say it if it were.
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