HEY L. LI-CHING WANG! TELL YOUR PEOPLE TO CHILL OUT

Chinese consumers have been urged to boycott French goods in response to the raucous protests that accompanied the Olympic torch through Paris.

The appeal, circulated on internet chatrooms and bulletin boards, indicates the protests earlier this week have not only embarrassed the Beijing government, but also ignited a strong nationalist reaction among sections of the Chinese public.

Chinese Urged to Boycott French Goods

Tell em that "humility and compassion, not hypocrisy and self-righteousness, is what is needed." You tell em' Wang. That is if the Chinese government will let you.

And while you're at it, maybe you want to remind these "Chinese-Americans" they're actually Americans and that maybe they might not want to be waving Communist China flags on the streets of an American city. Tell them the buzz words..."humility and compassion"...and teach em' about "assimilation" while you're at it.