Monday, July 13, 2009

"Kiss My Black Ass": Hope and Change Comes to Mississippi

I don't make this stuff up. I don't have to.

A tiny Mississippi delta town has elected its first black mayor after the white incumbent, unopposed for 30 years, faced a young challenger inspired by President Barack Obama's feat in winning the White House.

In a shock result in Alligator (population 220), Tommie “Tomaso” Brown, 38, defeated Robert Fava, the mayor since 1979, owner of the general store and once his opponent’s boss, by 37 votes to 27.

"They wanted a black mayor,” said a philosophical Mr Fava, 71. “Another Obama - I think that’s what brought it on. I ran on ’30 years of dedicated service’ and he ran on ’Change’. He promised a swimming pool and a recreation centre, which he can’t do.

Alligator, some 90 miles south of Memphis, was once a thriving town whose population swelled to more than 1,000. Its economic backbone was provided by European immigrants, especially Italians, who came to work on the plantations in the Deep South’s fertile Mississippi delta at the start of the 20th Century.

Mr Brown was the first black man ever to stand for Mayor of Alligator and it took Mr Obama’s election to galvanise him into action. “Obama was a major influence on everybody,” he said, almost drowned out by the chirping of crickets in the sweltering afternoon heat. “He inspired me. I’m not going to take that from him.

I just want the people to be comfortable. Small towns like this depend on government funding and that’s what we’re seeking.

Some youngsters ran into Mr Fava’s store to taunt him. “They was pulling down their pants, shouting, ’Kiss my black ass, because we got a black mayor’, swinging their things around and throwing stuff,” said Jennifer Green, 31, a black mother of 10.

Miss Green is dubious about whether Mr Brown, whose duties will include organising contract labour, overseeing the water and sewer systems and distributing any grant monies, can deliver. “He says there’s going to be lots of changes and everything with all these kids running around here.

"But he do the same thing they do, drinking beer and stuff. You’ve got to stay at home and study the town. Alligator is the kind of place where if you leave your door open, when you come back there ain’t nothing in your house.

"There’s guns. Kids knock on your door asking for a beer at three and four in the morning. I get 14-year-olds asking me if I want weed or whatever. They should have just left Mr Robert in there.
"Swinging their things around"? Is that what hope and change means to some people?

7 comments:

Famous Dave said...

The last time I swung my thing around I was arrested.

Anonymous said...

There are so many things wrong with that story. Really, read it again.

Anonymous said...

Here's the real gist of the story. How we gonna ax for free stuff without a phone or fax?


The town’s facilities were substandard, he said, gesturing towards the humble town hall, where a “No Loitering” sign is nailed next to the door. “There isn’t even a phone or a fax machine in there. How can we communicate with the outside world and ask for things?" There was jubilation among the town’s blacks after Mr Brown’s victory.

CAPTAIN THURSTON said...

"“There isn’t even a phone or a fax machine in there. How can we communicate with the outside world and ask for things?""

Good catch. The editor here should be fired.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to small town Miss'ippi. It's all downhill from here. Mayor's color don't matter. No jobs, no tax base. Hey, at least they've got an inspired leader to show them the way.

Neshobanakni

CAPTAIN THURSTON said...

"Welcome to small town Miss'ippi. It's all downhill from here. Mayor's color don't matter. No jobs, no tax base. Hey, at least they've got an inspired leader to show them the way."

Did you just wave your thing at me?

Anonymous said...

i don't know, folks. sounds like the new mayor represents his constituency much better than the previous mayor. kind of like marion barry did in d.c. ...