Kill The Wabbit!

In light of the newly released Al Qaeda manifesto on "How to kill Americans", I would like to introduce the American Way of killing ignorant, 5th century, ham-handed, mysognistic, chicken-shit, anti-everything fun in life, Islamic lunatics.

My personal favorite is the AC-130 gunship.  I always tell people there are a million and one ways to die.  This, by far, must be one of the most frightening ways to go.  Being hunted down by a silent killer from the sky.  No wonder these superstitious goat humpers are so religious.  How else can they cope with fire and steel raining down from the heavens above them.  You have been a very bad goat-humper. I keeeeelllll you!

God Bless America!