I Live In A Simple Kind Of Place

Real Simple. Every seven years when Halloween falls on a Sunday night, we have chaos. I had over 130 tricksters on Saturday night and expect about 75 tonight.

My gauge could be off, the county and bible thumpers celebrated on Saturday night, tonight we see the turnout for those that follow the traditional date.

The bottom line, my kids are going to be all jacked up on Mountain Dew for the weekend. Lordy, they gonna look like their on the crack in school on Monday.

Cheaper than a Doberman

Alcohol Abuse

Is it safe for work? Yeah. I think so.
 

Liberal Dementia May be Genetic

There is no question in my mind that the irrational contrary views of many stem from behavioral deficiencies.  We've know these people all our lives.  Contrarians simply for the sake of being a contrarian.  No reason behind it.  More of a social disorder.  So, this report does not surprise me in the least.

The research suggests that some people have an inherent bias against conservative thinking, that is independent of their education or upbringing.

The effect is caused by a neurotransmitter in the brain called DRD4 which could be stimulated by the novelty value of left of centre opinions, say US researchers.

This in turn means they tend to form less conventional political viewpoints as adults, according to the study by the University of California and Harvard.

It found those with a strain of the DRD4 gene seek out "novelty" - such as people and lifestyles which are different to the ones they are used to.
This leads them to have more liberal political opinions, it found.

 

France Surrenders...Again

Shocking...I know:

France’s announcement came a day after the release of a tape with a message believed to be from Osama Bin Laden, who threatened to attack French citizens because of their presence in Afghanistan and treatment of Muslims.

Evidence of Time Travel?

Or is it just one of these?

Evidence of Time Travel

Sure.  Why not?

This short film is about a piece of footage I (George Clarke) found behind the scenes in Charlie Chaplins film 'The Circus'. Attending the premiere at Manns Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, CA - the scene shows a large woman dressed in black with a hat hiding most of her face, with what can only be described as a mobile phone device - talking as she walks alone.

I have studied this film for over a year now - showing it to over 100 people and at a film festival, yet no-one can give any explanation as to what she is doing.

Gore Leaves Car Running While Giving Global Warming Speech

I don't make these things up.  I don't have to.

Recently, Nobel Peace Prize winner Al Gore toured again. Or maybe he does that all the time. This time, he turned up in Gothenburg (Sweden) for the usual alarmist talk. In advance, all distinguished guests were politely advised to – if possible – use any form of public transportation to go to the event, in order to minimize CO2 emissions.

Intriguingly, the Master of World Climate himself arrived in a rental car (with or without driver is unclear), from the airport, and subsequently left the engine running for the entire lecture. That is to say, about one hour. Incidentally, local legislation prohibits – for very good environmental reasons, i e pollution – any car engine running on empty for more than 60 seconds. Fines are severe. As far as I know, he was not fined.

New Comments Widget

I put in a new comments widget.  Yay?  Nay?  We'll see how it goes.  I've never been too fond of the standard comments format.

The Most Popular Boys Name in Britain - AKA...How You Know Your Country is Fu#*ed

I guess I really didn't need "Mohammed" being the most popular name in England to point out they're screwed. I think the fact that "Alfie" is number 5 on the list says the same thing.

Matthews: "How Long Before These Tea Partiers Start Wearing Uniforms Like Nazis"?

MATTHEWS: And this is the kind of stuff I said the other night probably, I’ll say it again, the kind of stuff we saw from hoodlums in the thirties in another country I will not mention. And this kind of behavior by people who were supposedly political fans or – they go operational like this, operating as local police is something we saw up in Alaska, where they arrested a reporter. What is this behavior by American political activists where they now arrest people, stomp them? These are supposed to be people who are just good old American Tea Partiers. What’s the story here, Joan Walsh? This physical behavior by people?



…Okay I gotta wonder, Chris Cillizza I gotta wonder when people are gonna start wearing uniforms. I mean they’ve got an army out there in Alaska of militia people. You’ve got these guys going around acing like street thugs. I mean it isn’t far from what we saw in the thirties, where all of a sudden, political parties started showing up in uniform.

Oh, Tingles, you mean like these folks?  Like these kinda uniforms?

Proof!

That Allah is an idiot.

If he is the creator of the heavens and the Earth, man and woman and all things in between, why is this a-hole admitting that Allah's creation of woman is flawed?

We're Saved!

After all of the ugliness today on the blog, allow me to save us from ourselves.  Below is arguably one of the most beautiful women God ever created.

I used to buy lingerie for a woman I once loved, that is, until she ate my heart out with a rusty spork.  I am thinking of forwarding the Victoria's Secret catalogs that I still receive to a random addresses in predominately Muslin countries.  It's just my way of giving back to Allah for being such a peace-loving and thoughtful entity.

I Can't Stand It!

After seeing the heinous display of Obama in Palin hair, glasses and lipstick, I had to find something equally as vile.  And why?  Well, why not?

We may have posted this before, but it is so terrible, it certainly deserves another look just to remind us of the beautiful things in the world.

First thing Obama does November 3rd

"If ya can't beat 'em....!"

Palate Cleanser

Sometimes politics pisses me off to such degree that I resort to damaging my body with hard liquor and shooting inanimate objects with large caliber weaponry.  However, since I am at work and can do neither of the aforementioned, I have occupied my rainy Wednesday morning with creating a new poll.  Here are your candidates:

You have until election day to vote. Make it count!

Ahhhh, Fuggetaboutit!

Nothing like a little slimy Chicago way politics to brighten one's morning.

From IBD:

You can call it a tragedy of errors, a perfect storm of incompetent and uncaring bureaucrats, or you can call it a deliberate attempt to steal what looks to be a close race for both governor and U.S. senator in President Obama's home state by disenfranchising its servicemen overseas, votes likely to tilt Republican.

It's not much of a headscratcher to figure out which of the above it is.  Democrats, their lawyers and leftist groups like ACORN and SEIU have made an industry of stealing elections.  Even as we speak, Harry Reid and powerful Nevada union organizers are launching schemes to "pay" for votes with free food at voter turnout events or gift cards for union members who cast a vote for Reid.  I dunno Lucy, but something stinks like limburger cheese and fermented mole testicle paté in the Silver State.

But it's not just in Nevada.  Voting irregularities that favor Democrats are already common place all across our great nation one week ahead of the election.  North Carolina.  Illinois. Texas, Pennsylvania, others?  It's only the beginning.  And with the courts weighing in to overturn voter identification laws, who knows who might be out there voting Papi!

This is a disgrace.  Only American citizens should be allowed to vote and in our new times of rampant identity theft and so on, what is wrong with requiring people to show identification at the voting station?  There are so moany other functions in daily life that require some type of valid ID, so why not for elections?

Oh I know.  I've heard the arguments all my life in Mississippi.  It's racist. It's like a poll tax.  And it disenfranchises the poor and the elderly from voting.  Well, bullshit!  If politicians, particularly Democratic ones, wanted to fix the voting policies of this nation, they could do it easily, at least plugging some of the major loopholes that lead to fraud.  But, as we all know, those loopholes mean votes for the Democrats.

And of course, there is NO FRAUD AT ALL.

Thief!

This, more than anything, signifies the downfall of America.  The fact that "those people" can be so brazen in their disrespect for democracy.

Angle campaign attorney: Reid “intends to steal this election if he can’t win it outright”

And then there's this...

Audio: New Jersey Top Teachers Union Official Discusses Committing Voter Fraud

Insulting Every Country on Earth #1

"Taliban hangs seven year old boy accused of being a spy" I just can't top that.

Nice country you have there guys.

Stolen with permission from Sully the Urban Hillbilly

Boomer Sooner?

Oklahoma's number one fan...

The state of Arizona executed convicted killer Jeffrey Landrigan late Tuesday after the U.S. Supreme Court cleared the way for the lethal injection, a corrections official said.

The execution was carried out at 10:26 p.m. (12:26 a.m. ET), said Barrett Marson, a spokesman for the Arizona Department of Corrections.

"I'd like to say 'thank you' to my family for being here and all of my friends," were Landrigan's final words, according to Marson. He concluded with "Boomer Sooner," a cheer often used by University of Oklahoma fans.

Read the rest at CNN

On a related note, Oklahoma lost to Missouri this weekend.  Just after the Sooners obtained the number one ranking in the BCS poll.  I say that's just God's way of saying "fu*k you murderer".

OK, The Dems are scaring me.....

Have you been reading about all the electronic voting machines defaulting to the dems lately? First of all, when did all this early voting start? Could someone wake me when things like this start happening? Sheesh... But anyway, what's with all this electronic voting? I read where the SEIU is in charge of servicing these machines! YEAH! COOL!! I can't imagine any foul play developing from that arrangement! I must ask..and I hope I get an answer from at least one of the dozens of replies this post will surely generate... when you vote with these electronic doo dads, do you walk away with a "receipt" that shows who you voted for including a bar code or reference number that can be compared with the machine? Seems like a good idea. This way people can prove how many people voted for a particular person. I'm sure the dems shouted that one down as an invasion of privacy. Tee hee. I would want a receipt. My town still has the levers and giant pull thing that opens and closes the curtain. I like it that way. I can't imagine my mother, let alone a grandparent, figuring out a touch screen voting machine. Or using it without touching the whole damn screen in error. God help us.... Where was I going with this post again? Oh well. I need another coffee. My head hurts and I'm all pissed off today. Carry on I guess.

Hollywood liberals officially off their rockers

Look at this juvenile attack ad making the rounds. Just look at this moronic fantasy world they've dreamed up if repubs take the house back November. Who are they targeting in this mini Terminator-like liberal fear-fest? 13 year old comic book readers? They can't vote Olivia!! You should spend your time registering dead people, pets, bums and trees. The dems are gonna need them this November.

The sad part is Ali loves him some House. I hate it when actors do this. Now when she comes on the screen I will think of this idiotic film instead of feeling all funny in my draw string pants. Just great.

You Laugh Now

These People Remind Me of the Jim Jones, Drank the Kool-Aid Types

Just look at these people.

Teachers Unions Gone Wild

This video claims to show New Jersey Union Teachers call black students n*****, talk about slandering Christie, say they want to "f*** with kids," and brag about rigged elections and voter fraud.

How is this retard ahead for California Gov. race?

Just look at this. How is this not being run by Meg Whitman 24/7? This old hippy with zero new ideas for government is actually ahead in the polls. How does someone like this even get back into politics after saying something like this? I'll tell you. He knows voters are retards and in california they are especially retarded. I mean full hockey helmet with dental mirror attachment for seeing behind you retarded. I'm talking pick up a cadillac and throw it through a candy store window when you get mad retarded. California voters have retard strength is what I'm getting at. Watch this then look at the polls and tell me I'm wrong.

Ali awaits your word. Because I love you.

Interview with a College Friend of Obama: "He was a Marxist-Leninist"

Or, you can believe what Keith Olbermann has to say about Obama:

Another guest, Dr. John Drew, knew President Obama when he was a student at Occidental College. John – a former Occidental student himself and founder of the Democratic Student Socialist Alliance – states that as a Sophomore, Barack Obama was a self described Marxist Leninist.

Listen to the interview here.

This Country Needs MORE Muslims

At least Obama thinks so...

President Barack Hussein Obama, in a determination letter to Congress, has announced that he will allow an additional 80,000 immigrants – - mostly from Islamic countries – - to resettle in the United States during fiscal year 2011.

A Few Good Debts

Attack of the Bed Bugs

Or something like that.  The latest in Taiwanese news animation.



Speaking of Taiwanese. Did I ever tell ya about the cool name I came up with for a porno starring a Taiwanese woman?

"Rub Me the Wong Way"

Oh no I didn't...Well...Yes...Actually I did.

Happy Flidray from Millsus Wong...

It's Friday...Who Wants to Get Angry?

You?  Well here you go...

Illegal Aliens Canvas for Democrats in Washington State

Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time

Is it robbing the cradle when you're still in the cradle yourself?

Their engagement in Syria after a whirlwind holiday romance could set an unenviable world record.


Khalid, the would-be groom, is five. Hala, his fiancee, is a tot of three.

Their parents, astonishingly, are not only taking the betrothal seriously – they even arranged the ceremony and bought the rings which the ‘couple’ exchanged as if they were adults.

The Barney Shuffle

Barney Frank...Dancing Queen

Late Night Lamont

Ya big dummy!!

The Answer

After reading Captain Thurston's post about the Italian squatters in England who took over a man's home during his absence leaving him powerless to prosecute criminally, I have a suggestion for England:  change your law immediately!

I suggested in the comments of that thread that if this happened in a place like Mississippi, my beloved home state, the results would have been much different.  In Mississippi, as in 30 other states, we have "Castle Law" or "Castle Doctrine" which allows a homeowner to protect themselves and property from harm by intruders in the home.  In some states, as in Texas, this even extends to one's vehicle.  Ironically, this law is derived from English Common Law, however, since 1946 one cannot own a firearm strictly for self-defense in England.

I hear the loo flushing in England. . .

For a country that gave us such wonderful creations as spotted dick and The Who, I shed a tear as liberalism and multi-culturalism tear that country apart.  And I fear for the USA also, especially if we keep electing shadow-communists to higher office in our great land.  Now if you'll excuse me, I feel the need to go cling to my gun and my religion.  Then tomorrow, maybe I'll go to the garden and pick sweet potatoes while wearing a three-piece Armani suit.  That's the right way to do it, isn't it?

Please God have mercy on us.

A Study in the Failure of Liberalism

I think it would suck to come home and find your house taken over by free-loading Italians.  From England:

In the middle of completely refurbishing his five-bedroom house, Connan Gupta felt he deserved a week off.


It is a decision he is now regretting because 15 squatters took advantage of his short absence to occupy the £700,000 property.

The jobless Italians changed the locks and have taken up residence along with their three dogs and two cats.

They claim the fact they cannot afford to rent gives them the right to take over the Victorian property in Camberwell, South-East London.

Police are powerless to intervene because squatting is a civil rather than criminal offence.

Read the rest of the story here.

Bobos

When I was kid, the shoes you wore were very important.  No, you didn't have to have the best pair of tennis shoes, but you damn sure had better not have been caught with cheap ones.  Where I lived, we referred to the cheap tennis shoes as "bobos".  Bobos were the tennis shoes you would find at local department stores or in the pet food aisle of your grocery store.  Typically, they would be purchased four pair at a time, like a bunch of bananas, tied together by their shoe laces.  Usually, they had a big round rubber toe and had four stripes, in the hope that your friends couldn't count and would mistake them for Adidas.  And yes, more than one kid was caught having removed one of the stripes in an attempt to avoid embarassment.

Bobos were the ultimate in humiliation.  If you were caught wearing these, kids would ridicule you without mercy.  There was even a little song that the other kids would sing to you.  As I recall, it went something like "Bobos...they make your feet feel fine...bobos....they cost a dollar and a dime...etc.".

As an adult, I moved to the Midwest and would often use the word "bobos" to describe cheap tennis shoes.  To my surprise, no one out here had a clue what I was talking about.  So I began to think, perhaps this bobos thing was peculiar to my neighborhood growing up.  As it turns out, it wasn't.  Here's what I found in the innerwebz:

From Urban Dictionary:

Bobos:  Generic, no-name shoes or even worse shoes with corny names (i.e. pro-wings, avia, sike (just glue it), four-stripe adidas, ragamuffinpinwheelsdeluxe. . .).

And these comments from a message board discussion about bobos:

"Nah, thats wrong. Keds are a brand name. BoBo's are not. They are cheapo's. Sneakers that you would find at Fava-fall-aparts. Remember the song? "Bobo's, they make ya feet feel fine. BoBo's, they cost a dollar forty-nine"

"I am laughing hysterically at this thread. I grew up in Turkey among Americans and some of the poorer ones wore bobos, and were subject to the following song...Bobos, they make yer feet feel fine!Bobos, they cost a nickel and a dime!Bobos, they're meant for hobos!....I can't recall the last line.My daughter came in wearing a pair last night though, and I just about died with laughter!"

"I used to dread going to the supermarket with my mom, when we would go down the cat food isle I just knew what was next (we didn't have a cat)....I was getting new bobo's. DAMN!In addition to the traditional bobo's song, my good friend told me of one that I was not aware of, it's sung to the tune of Eddie Grants 80's song electric avenue...."we're gonna walk down to k-mart 'n buy some shoes they only cost one dollar" I'm still laughing"

"I grew up wearing them. My mother bought them for us at the ACME and Pathmark despite our pleas. The only thing that saved me was that I was faster than the other kids. So they couldn't make fun of the bobos without making themselves look bad.

here is the complete song:

Bobos, they make your feet feel fine.

Bobos, they cost a dollar ninety nine.

Bobos, they are for hobos.

So, get your Bobos for hobos, today."

Random American Town # 2

Yosemite, Kentucky.  Hardly a trace of it on the internet. 

Yosemite is an unincorporated rural community in eastern Casey County, Kentucky, United States. Local pronunciation is "Yo-seh-mite". It was established in the 1870s for logging facilities owned by Cincinnati businessman Eugene Zimmerman. It was named by his daughter, who said the hilly area reminded her of the Yosemite valley in California.

Here is a picture of the Yosemite post office.

Caption This

"Barry...You'll get your balls back when I get my cap and trade"

Al Qaeda's Healthcare Plan Sounds a Lot Like Obamacare

The terrorist actually cried...

A former al-Qaeda member testified at a terrorism trial in New York that he left the group after it failed to pay for his pregnant wife’s medical care and later began cooperating with a U.S. probe of two embassy bombings.

Kherchtou dropped his head, began to cry, nodded and wiped his eyes under his wire-rimmed glasses. U.S. District Judge Lewis Kaplan said he didn’t hear Kherchtou’s answer. Chernoff rephrased the question saying, “Did your wife need treatment for her pregnancy and al-Qaeda refused to pay the bill?” “Yes,” Kherchtou whispered, and began to weep, taking a tissue and wiping tears from his face and blowing his nose.

On a completely unrelated note...I want to dress and live like this guy. Am i wrong for thinking that?

On an even more unrelated note, check out Doug Ross on reason #93,278 why California is broke.

A Beautiful Mind or Just a Colossal Head?

Halloween is for Lovers

Seriously? 

Caption This

I know there's something funny to made of this picture.  But I'm shooting all blanks on this one.   

Attack of the Killer Juice Boxes

I ran across this piece at the Washington Examiner. 

What’s more, the Environmental Protection Agency, in conjunction with the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, is now paying Leonard to produce more propaganda. Watch this video by Lee Doren of the Competitive Enterprise Institute where he discusses what’s going on. Leonard is now producing videos with your tax dollars aimed telling at six to nine-year-olds their juiceboxes are destroying the planet.

Here's a video report

Somebody. . .

. . .call the Waaaaambulance!

I don't know about you folks, but I am sick of being painted as a racist because I participate in a grass roots effort to return the power of our republic to the hands of the people and also elect to disagree with the destructive politics of our current incompetent president who just happens to be black.  And white, by the way.

If race-baiting and stoking the racial fires of America were a stock on the Nasdaq, the average Joe wouldn't be able to afford it.  However, I'm sure there would be some brain-damaged politician passing a law to give the company away for free to the less fortunate.

I am sick of paying for the unwilling of this country to get a free ride and I am sick of listening to ignorant politicians spout off at the mouth of something (most things) they know nothing about.

Just sick, sick, sick.

How about some music to cheer us up?

Separated at Birth

h/t blogprof

So Sayeth the King

A Big Thank You to Burnt Toast

I would like to thank Burnt Toast for carrying the flag in my absence.  It is much appreciated.  And I have a gift.

Two daisies.  Taken from this lady just before the escaped gorilla got her.

My Next Addiction

The next game I become addicted to. Once I burnout on Red Dead Redemption.

LA Noire


 

Check Out Shorpy

I really love this website.

I Reckon We Know What this Lady Was Doing Last Night

Diane Denish, Democrat, and a candidate for New Mexico's governor, is thinking about "big fat boners". You're in good hands New Mexico.

Getting Kicked Out of a Carolina Panthers Game

The Rent is Too Damn High Party

You gotta love this. In a debate expected to be dominated by top New York governor candidates Andrew Cuomo and Carl Paladino, Jimmy McMillan of the Rent Is Too Damn High Party provided the fireworks. Watch his inspired views on karate, gay marriage, and, well, rent.



And yes. I did notice the striking resemblance to Colonel Sanders.

What's Wrong with this Headline?

Barney Frank's Boyfriend Heckles GOP Opponent After Debate

Let's Play "Find the Illegal Alien"

Can you spot the illegal Alien?

So How Y'all Been?

Sorry I've been gone so long.  It's football season here and I coach a team of 5th graders.  I've never been much of a multi-tasker.  Out of the politics and news loops for almost 7 weeks.  But I did hear about this though.  It's a park bench in China that once your meter money runs out, some very uncomfortable knobby things come out and prod you in the ass.

And these guys wanna be the world's new superpower?

The General Dead At 67

General Norman Johnson, lead singer of the soul vocal trio Chairmen of the Board, died Wednesday at age 67.

His group was best known for the song “Give Me Just a Little More Time,” a favorite of Carolina beach music and shag dancing aficionados. It’s a defining song of the Southern soul sub-genre. The track climbed to No. 3 on the Billboard singles chart in 1970. The group would release three more Top 40 hits in 1970, but that was the end of the Chairmen’s chart run.

Johnson was born in Virginia but started his career in Raleigh, N.C., with another beach music phenomenon, the Showmen (“It Will Stand”), before relocating to Detroit in the late 1960s. The Chairmen of the Board came together there, but the group later flew south, where there was always demand for the singers who created beach music’s classics.


These guys defined Carolina Beach Music in the day and my subsequent hide out - Myrtle Beach, The General will be sorely missed. I had a lot of more poignant things to say and then I realized I didn't. RIP General.

We lost a great one today.



His music will always remind me of Myrtle Beach. It's just one of those Mid-Atlantic, Southern things.



General Norman Johnson, lead singer of the soul vocal trio Chairmen of the Board, died Wednesday at age 67.



His group was best known for the song “Give Me Just a Little More Time,” a favorite of Carolina beach music and shag dancing aficionados. It’s a defining song of the Southern soul sub-genre. The track climbed to No. 3 on the Billboard singles chart in 1970. The group would release three more Top 40 hits in 1970, but that was the end of the Chairmen’s chart run.



Johnson was born in Virginia but started his career in Raleigh, N.C., with another beach music phenomenon, the Showmen (“It Will Stand”), before relocating to Detroit in the late 1960s. The Chairmen of the Board came together there, but the group later flew south, where there was always demand for the singers who created beach music’s classics.











And of course what simple tribute is complete without}

From 1968 In (Stereo)

Pull out those eight tracks, top off the tank on leaded fuel, crawl into your Stang and let the road trip begin.

Muzak

I think the following song should be the theme music for Obama, the DNC, Nancy Girl and Harry Boy, et al.  Too bad there isn't a song about calling the kettle black because that would be even more coherent, yet in today's world, it would probably be racist too.  Remember, the new meme is: saying anything negative about our black (half-white) Prez-dent (one who listens to classic and meaningful music like Lil' Wayne), whether it be about policy or his personal decision making is racism. And don't you forget it all you backwoods, gun-toting, bible clingers!

UPDATE:  Liar in chief smacked down by the MSM.  Gotta love it!

Kill The Wabbit!

In light of the newly released Al Qaeda manifesto on "How to kill Americans", I would like to introduce the American Way of killing ignorant, 5th century, ham-handed, mysognistic, chicken-shit, anti-everything fun in life, Islamic lunatics.

My personal favorite is the AC-130 gunship.  I always tell people there are a million and one ways to die.  This, by far, must be one of the most frightening ways to go.  Being hunted down by a silent killer from the sky.  No wonder these superstitious goat humpers are so religious.  How else can they cope with fire and steel raining down from the heavens above them.  You have been a very bad goat-humper. I keeeeelllll you!

God Bless America!

 

Insulting

I like stopping by Sully The Urban Hillbilly to read his latest insult to each and every country on Earth.  I suggest you do too.

A recent favorite:

Mexico - "I've located the source of that sucking sound... It's you."

Hmmmm

Curiously, these kinds of things are ignored by the MSM.

But, isn't that what were are used to?  Sheep to the slaughter I say.

Well Then, I Guess It's On!

Minced Meat For Allah

Since Allah and Mohammed both endorse violence on all form and fashion of creation, person, animal, plant, molecule, hot dog, peanut butter and jelly, Bibles, etc......it is only fitting that some of that bad karma revisits the followers of the vile Islam with a vengeance.

Nothing like a rampaging A-10 Warthog to fulfill every jihadist's dream, which is apparently to die for no good reason at all.  Break out the pork sausages boys, it's slice and dice time!

H/T: Weasel Zippers

You Lose

Does anyone remember Obama's famous words or those of the unhinged left as they salivated over their new multi-cultural leader elected only by cult of personality, white guilt, and total ignorance?

Well, it seems that left-wing voters are abandoning Obama and the Democrats in the polls and those haggard Democrats who are seeking re-election this November have no platform on which to stand due to the catastrophic failure of Obamanomic policies.

Do you hear any Democrats running on the merits of Obamacare?  Or the stimulus package of which large sums of money cannot be accounted for?  Or even Obama's foriegn policies, which are. . .what again?

Yes, the Democrats have no platform and the past "progressive, save-the-world, Obama policies" are ultimately, failures.  So, without a platform and no way to rally the base, what is a good "progressive" (read: socialist) politician to do?

Fucking drugs, man, that's where it's at.  Oh yeah, pass the doobie!

God help us all.  I think I just heard to toilet flush and America is hanging onto the rim for all it's worth.

How To Make Sausages In 10 Seconds Or Less

Our friends over at Weasel Zippers always find the neatest videos.   

This one is a quick demonstration of charcuterie in the old-fashioned Islamic way.  Make room in Heaven boys, got a few more new inductees.

Hot Air

I saw the following headline on the Drudge Report this morning, and man, we are definitely living in an upside down world these days:

Al Qaeda leader urges action against climate change

I pondered that for a few moments and then I remembered the following. . .

Yeah, no environmental impact there at all.

Dear Mr. Bin Douchebag,

If you are so concerned about human life AND the environement, then stop waging war a$$hole and start helping your own folks.

Sincerely,
Burnt Toast

Hypocrisy, thy name is Islam.

Lookin'

Just got back from a wonderful 40th birthday vacation along the Texas Gulf Coast and my H-Town friends introduced me to the following. I think it's a fitting way to end a week. Definitely NSFW, so make sure you crank it if you hate your job.

Barney Frank: Poll Watcher

Seems we've suddenly got a race going in Massachusetts. While no one was watching, Barney Frank's poll numbers have gone down. First time a poll has done that for him. (snicker!) Under 50%. Bad for an incumbent. The republican opponent, Sean Bielat, is a self made ex Marine who took notice that Scott Brown actually won in Barney's district and smells blood. Oh dear God. How fun would that be?

Then again, if we lost Barney where else would we find our fun and deliciously ironic quotes like this:
Mr. Frank's GOP opponent recently released an internal poll showing support for the Congressman is below 50 percent and Mr. Frank ahead by only ten points.
"That’s his poll...ten points. Our polls show me further ahead than that, and I’m very skeptical of that poll of his--

Tee hee!