The Cousin Kenny Chronicles: Obama is President

Obama is president!

Do you feel it? No more war! No more poverty! And "All in the Family" has been removed from syndication in all areas of America except the deepest of the South. Is it OK to feed my hermit crabs cat food?

The illegal immigrant working the Wendy's drive-thru undercharged me. My Frosty was on the house. Only thing is, she didn't throw a spoon in the bag. Yeah, I know. So what good is it?

Our boss just informed us we would be receiving our year-end bonuses in the form of carbon credits. Does Best Buy accept those?

I am due in court in a matter of minutes. "Lewd behavior with a non-tax paying citizen". How can you tell anymore? They look a lot older than they did when I was growing up.