Obama Freak Finds His Way to THE BIG FEED by Searching the Term "How Big is President Obama's Penis"

No kidding. Looking through my statcounter, keyword activity, I found the above search term. Someone actually typed the search term "how big is president Obama's penis". The individual is in Stamford, Connecticut. Must have been a journalist.

I'm sorry Obama freak. I can answer many things. That's not one of them. I did, however, find a man who has the answer to your question.



UPDATE: An anonymous liberal commenter has forwarded me a picture of said penis. Mystery solved.

100 Days of No Accountability

Hard-hitting video from the NRSC.

Something to Make You Laugh Like Hell: Jihad - Cheers Redux

Code Pink has created a new television sitcom.

U.S. Torture Techniques Laughable

Only the second of those alleged facts is true: The president's release of the Department of Justice interrogation memos undoubtedly hurt America's image abroad, as we are snickered at in capitals around the world, where they know what real torture is. The Arabs surely view these memos as a pack of lies. What about the pills Americans have to turn us gay?

And that's not all! As the torments were gradually increased, next up the interrogation ladder came "walling." This involves pushing the terrorist against a flexible wall, during which his "head and neck are supported with a rolled hood or towel that provides a C-collar effect to prevent whiplash."

People pay to have a lot rougher stuff done to them at Six Flags Great Adventure. Indeed, with plastic walls and soft neck collars, "walling" may be the world's first method of "torture" in which all the implements were made by Fisher-Price.

I will spare you the gruesome details of the CIA's other comical interrogation techniques and leap directly to the penultimate "torture" in their arsenal: the caterpillar.

In this unspeakable brutality, a harmless caterpillar is placed in the terrorist's cell. Justice Department lawyers expressly denied the interrogators' request to trick the terrorist into believing the caterpillar was a "stinging insect."




Human rights groups have variously described being trapped in a cell with a live caterpillar as "brutal," "soul-wrenching" and, of course, "adorable."

As non-uniformed combatants, all of the detainees at Guantanamo could have been summarily shot on the battlefield under the Laws of War.

Instead, we gave them comfy chairs, free lawyers, better food than is served in Afghani caves, prayer rugs, recreational activities and top-flight medical care -- including one terrorist who was released, whereupon he rejoined the jihad against America, after being fitted for an expensive artificial leg at Guantanamo, courtesy of the U.S. taxpayer.

Joe Biden: "Oh Holy Crap...It's Time to Panic America...Every Man for Himself"

Can you believe this assclown? I trust retarded kindergartners to lead better than this.

Uncle Joe has hit the panic button.

Vice president Joe Biden said today he would tell his family members not to use subways in the U.S. and implied schools should be shuttered as the swine flu outbreak spread to 11 states and forced school closures amid confirmation of the first U.S. death.

"I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now," Biden said when asked whether he would advise family members to use public transportation.

Biden made his comments during a brief interview on NBC's "Today" show during an interview with Matt Lauer.

"I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. It's not that it's going to Mexico, it's you're in a confined aircraft when one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That's me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation suggesting they ride the subway. "

The vice president also implied that schools should be closed as the threat of swine flu increases.

"If you're out in the middle of a field and someone sneezes that's one thing. If you're in a closed aircraft or a closed container or closed car or closed classroom it's a different thing."

About two hours after the interview, Biden's office issued a statement attempting to clarify the vice president's remarks.

Clarify his remarks? They need to clarify why this man, and the idiot above him, are even allowed out in public when they're off their medication.

Biden crapped his pants while being interviewed by Matt Lauer. Can you imagine what would happen if he faced a real crisis?

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

UPDATE: White House Press Briefing Room laughs at Robert Gibbs answer to Biden's fear mongering.



What an absolute joke this administration is. Their incompetence is simply startling. Even more startling is the media's complicity. This administration should have been buried after 10 days.

Swine Flu Designer Face Masks are Here

And they say capitalism is dead in America?

With the Swine Flu continuing to spread, people all over the world are stocking up on products to prevent infection. Top designers are offering high fashion alternatives to the common face mask.

Louis Vuitton is offering facemasks with his trademark print. The masks are made of Italian leather, Egyptian cotton, and the finest Kentucky charcoal. Beware of imitation knock offs that are already available in New York’s Chinatown.

Donna Karan and Calvin Klein are offering similar lines of surgical face masks aimed at the modern urban dweller. Basic black cotton and denim comes together in sleek hip design that still reduces risk of infection by 50%.

Prada is offering a spring themed line of face masks. Spring themed prints or basic colors to match typical seasonal wear adorn the vegan leather masks. In addition to blocking the deadly Swine Flu the designer masks also have small compartments that make life smell like roses, frankincense, or fresh made cinnamon buns. Masks from this line will be seen on upcoming episodes of The Hills.

No joke. My favorite is this one. Known as the Dirty Sanchez.

Video Report Claims that Department of Homeland Security is Transporting Bird Flu Across the Country

"Mary", caller to the Power Hour on March 30, 2009, gives many details that the Dept of Homeland Security is transporting and distributing bird flu in mass quantities.

This is some big time, creepy, tin-foil hat stuff.

Dick Morris Nails It

Great analysis by Dick Morris regarding Tardbama's poll numbers vs reality.

So if voters differ so fundamentally with the president on the very essence of his program, why do they accord him high ratings? They are like the recently married bride who took her vows 100 days ago. It would be a disaster for her life if she decides that she really doesn’t like her husband. But she keeps noticing things about him that she can’t stand. It will be a while before she walks out the door or even comes to terms with her own doubts, but it is probably inevitable that she will.

For Americans to conclude that they disapprove of their president in the midst of an earth-shaking crisis is very difficult. But as Obama’s daily line moves from “I inherited this mess” to “There are faint signs of light,” the clock starts ticking. If there is no recovery for the next six months — and I don’t think there will be — Obama will inevitably become part of the problem, not part of the solution.

Elitist, Metrosexual, Socialist President Bashes Tea Parties

Did you guys see our DUN president mocking the Tea Party movement last night? Boy is he making good on that promise to bring us all together. This walking piece of crap fraud of a "man" has just added fuel to the fire. Such an intelligent man.

I like this guy. Another Big Feed new talent find.

Is Youtube's Latest Star a Registered Sex Offender?

Strange reports I've been reading about on some blogs. I will point you to Unknown Highway that claims that some are questioning whether the man in the video below, who has uploaded over 100 videos on Youtube, is also a registered sex offender. I have seen no proof of these claims, only the pictures. But it's enough to make you wonder.



Here's a link to the profile of a registered sex offender in Florida. The man at the link sure does look like the man in the videos.

This blog comes out very strongly that the man in the Youtube video known as Edarem is actually Edward Muscare, a registered sex offender.

His story is creepier than I thought. Of course he's a former local television kiddie show and late-night host. And registered sex offender.

The jury is still out on this one. Give the man in the video the benefit of the doubt.

Inspirational Leader Inspires His Supporters with the Message "Yes We Can"

No...not that inspirational leader.

Barack Obama's offer of a hand of friendship to Iran after 30 years of hostility may have met with a sceptical public response from Tehran. But now a rapprochement of sorts may be under way amid evidence that the US president's can-do electioneering tactics have struck a chord with his Iranian counterpart, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Obama's signature campaign slogan, Yes We Can, has been replicated by the Iranian president in a promotional video issued for Iran's presidential poll on 12 June, when Ahmadinejad is seeking re-election.

The video features a cover picture of Ahmadinejad wearing his trademark white jacket and pointing to the Farsi phrase Ma Mitavanim (We Can) on a blackboard. The film is aimed at students and capitalises on his former status as a university lecturer.

I Wanna Get Lost in Your Rock n' Roll

I was going to save this video for Friday. But it demands to be played now.

Dobie Gray singing Drift Away live on BBC in 1974.

Obama's Budget Cuts for Dummies

How much is the $100 million dollars in budget cuts compared to the federal budget as a whole? This video imagines the budget at $100 in pennies to provide the answer.

Obama Supporters Sell Desecrated Flags in St. Louis

Obama staged a rally...er uh...town hall meeting in St. Louis today. His minions were selling desecrated American flags outside.


I'm sure they'll report all income gained from these sales. I'm just sure of it.

Read more at Gateway Pundit. Some tea party protesters also showed up to voice their displeasure with Obama.

Redneck Hockey Is Back

Freeze the Next Video at 2:56 mark to see the epic reaction from New Jersey Fans. LOL

All is Not Lost: White House Releases Official Photo Page

The White House now has an official photo page. It's located on Flickr. As you can see, while Americans are suffering, The White House is hard at work...

Obama and Biden practice their putting...


Rahm Emanuel checks the boxscores...


Obama's playing football...


Bo takes BO for a walk...


Obama screams at child at Easter egg roll (He must have had money on her)...


White House staff enjoys a pizza on taxpayer money...

Are We Still Blaming Bush? - Obama's Economy Shrinks at Faster than Expected Pace

Massive government spending and global apologizing have brought us what? Obama is exceeding all lousy expectations.

The economy shrank at a worse-than-expected 6.1 percent pace at the start of this year as sharp cutbacks by businesses and the biggest drop in U.S. exports in 40 years overwhelmed a rebound in consumer spending.

New Talent Alert!

The giant, pulsating, engorged brains here at The Big Feed are always on the lookout for fresh new talent. Here's one for ya. Kinda like the new Zo, no? Ali likes this guy. I do, however, disagree the previous administration was dangerous though. Heck, no one is perfect.

FEMA Coloring Book Features Pictures of Fire, Flooding, Tornadoes and the World Trade Center Attack

Check out the new FEMA coloring book. It features various disasters including flooding, fire and terrorist attacks. All of these disasters were featured in a coloring book on the Federal Emergency Management Agencys website, designed to help children cope with disasters.

But one page has parents taking the colors away. Its an illustration of the World Trade Center Towers in New York. One of the towers has smoke coming out of it while a plane looks to be heading towards the other.

Nice work from the new Obama led FEMA administration. I think it's gone beyond incompetence to pure evil.



Color away Lil' Leroy...

How I Feel Right About Now

But that's a story for another day:

Fool what you want? We stiflin them fools
Fool what you want? Your life or your jewels?
The rules, (back em down) next thing, (pat em down)
Respect mine we Brooklyn bound, (bound! now, (now!)

Brownsville, home of the brave
Put to work in the street like a slave
Keep a rugged dress code
Always in this stress mode
(That shit will send you to your grave) So?
You think I don't know that? (BLOW!)
Nigga hold that! (BLOW!) Nigga hold that! (BLOW!) Nigga hold that!
From the street cousin, you know the drill
I'm 900 and 99 thou short of a mill

Ante Up! Yap that fool!
Ante Up! Kidnap that fool!
It's the perfect timin', you see the man shinin'
Get up of them goddamn diamonds!

For I am Obama...Lord of the Idiots

I'm sure you've all seen this before, but I wanted to post it so I could always find something to chuckle about.

Smartest Administration Ever: Air Force One Photo Op Scares the Hell Out of New Yorkers

The hits jut keep coming from the Obama administration.

A jumbo jet being chased by a F-16 fighter jets buzzed Lower Manhattan this morning, panicking New Yorkers, many of whom were forced to evacuate their office buildings.

It was not a terrorist attack, however, but a photo opportunity for Air Force One, sources told the Post. President Obama was in Washington at the time, but the low-flying 747 circling the Statue of Liberty was one of the planes used as Air Force One, sources said.

Bloomberg said federal officials notified the NYPD and another city official, whom he declined to identify, of the flight plan.

"Had I known about it I would have called them right away and asked them not to," he said. "The good news is it was nothing more than an ill considered, badly conceived, insensitive photo op - with the taxpayers' money."

UPDATE: Obama is said to be "furious" over the incident.

A White House official tells ABC News that President Obama was "furious" to hear about the incident this morning when Air Force One and Air Force fighter jets appeared to be flying into the Manhattan skyline, scaring many New Yorkers into thinking they were about to face another terrorist attack.

Many buildings in lower Manhattan evacuated. Angry New York politicians lashed out at whoever was responsible for the incident -- which turned out to have been for a photo op.

An explanation was forthcoming in a mea culpa statement issued from the White House.

“Last week, I approved a mission over New York," Louis Caldera, director of the White House military office, said. "I take responsibility for that decision. While federal authorities took the proper steps to notify state and local authorities in New York and New Jersey, it’s clear that the mission created confusion and disruption. I apologize and take responsibility for any distress that flight caused.”

When President Obama was told about the incident, he was "furious," a White House official says.

How about you spare us the grandstanding fury Obama and control your damn people.

And how much taxpayer money was spent on this stupid stunt?

When Shower Curtains Attack

The Bible says the meek will inherit the earth. It's clear to me that the meek are going to have to inherit it from the stupid. From Groovy Green:

The idea was designed by Elisabeth Buecher who answered the question: “How can your shower fight water overconsumption in either a disturbing or a gorgeous way, using innovative materials, printing techniques and inflatable technology?” Her response: This shower curtain slowly inflates around you while you shower. It leaves you only a few minutes to take your shower before trapping you.

Talladega!

I'm going to echo my esteemed colleague HowHeDoThat by saying that race yesterday was balls out terrific! Love the long tracks. Ali likes him some SPEED!

In honor of Edwards' Ricky Bobby-like finish, I'm going to have to go Talladega Nights on your asses this morning.

Funniest scene in the last decade at least:

New York Will Celebrate Obama's 100 Days by Worshiping Him as Jesus

Well, I thought the story about the ground zero memorial being made in China was appalling, but this takes it up a notch.

Michael D'Antuono may raise more questions than answers when he unveils his highly controversial new painting, "The Truth" on the South Plaza of NYC's Union Square on the 100th day of Barack Obama's presidency. The artist's politically-, religiously- and socially-charged statement on our nation's current political climate and deep partisan divide has been privately raising eyebrows (and voices) since its creation.

The 30" x 54" acrylic painting on canvas depicts President Obama appearing much like Jesus Christ on the Cross; atop his head, a crown of thorns. Behind him, the dark veil being lifted (or lowered) on the Presidential Seal.

Rise up New York City. Rise up!

Ground Zero Memorial to be Made with Chinese Materials

This has to be one of the more insulting stories I've read in a while. With the economy in the state it is, the creators of this "memorial" outsource part of its construction. Money over patriotism. Shove the tower up your asses. Let us remember the dead another way.

It used to be called the "Freedom Tower," built by Americans in memory of 9/11, but the building planned to be constructed at Ground Zero has had its name changed to One World Trade Center, and according to a Pennsylvania newspaper's editorial, should now be stamped "Made in China."

The editorial board at Harrisburg's Patriot-News made the charge after learning that the tower's first 20 stories, designed to be clad in blast-resistant glass in case of future terrorist ambitions, will now be shielded by glass manufactured … in Beijing.

"Despite the fact that three American glass manufacturers, including Pittsburgh-headquartered PPG Industries, spent months working with the tower architects
to plan and develop a new kind of glass for floors one through 20, none of these American companies was awarded the contract to make the glass," writes the Patriot-News. "That 'honor' is going to Chinese workers, mainly because they get paid so little."

Chinese Cops Taught How to Beat People: Don't Leave Blood on the Face

More encouraging news from the world's rising superpower.

A training textbook telling urban law enforcers how to use violence has drawn outrage in China, after extracts were published on the web.

The advice includes avoiding witnesses and not worrying whether they will harm the person they are trying to subdue. The most controversial section reads: "In dealing with the subject, take care to leave no blood on the face, no wounds on the body, and no people in the vicinity."

The chengguan are employed to deal with low-level crime and disorder but their reputation for brutality has made them widely reviled and they have been involved in several deaths.

Last year four enforcers beat a man to death after he had used his mobile phone to film a violent confrontation between villagers and officials. In another case, three officers were jailed for stabbing a noodle seller to death in a row over his stall.

Here is a photo of Chinese cops training in riot control.

The Truth Behind Obama's Handling of the Pirate Crisis

Heh...

The Secret to Liberal Ignorance Revealed

From the December, 1951 issue of Mechanix Illustrated, the secret to liberal ignorance is revealed. First tested on cows, it is now in widespread use within the liberal community.

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Shades Of Ricky Bobby

Wow! Given the two prior "Big Ones" in this race and the finish, it's funny how Nascar can pull you in when your are just ready to give up on it all.

More of this and less of Fontana, CA., Las Vegas, Fort Worth, Avondale, AZ., Phoenix, Michigan, Watkins Glen, Kansas City and Homestead, FL.

The Spanish Flu of 1918

This seems relevant today.

More Journalistic Fellatio: Mainstream Media Needs to Wipe the Obama Jizz Off their Foreheads

Howehedothat featured an article yesterday that highlighted an appalling example of journalistic fellatio. Here's some excerpts from another from Liz Sidoti at the AP:

It didn't take long for Barack Obama — for all his youth and inexperience — to get acclimated to his new role as the calming leader of a country in crisis.

As an audacious candidate, Obama meticulously built a powerhouse organization and fundraising juggernaut to engineer his victory. As a fledgling president, he similarly has mapped out a big-risk agenda that he's methodically begun to execute, keeping to the discipline that has been a hallmark of his life.

Rookie jitters? Far from it.

Whatever the reason, Obama has seemed extraordinarily at ease as president from the day he took office — after a campaign in which he made a once skeptical electorate comfortable with the notion that a black, 47-year-old, first-term senator with limited experience could take over as the leader of the free world.

"He became presidential almost immediately. Physically as well as rhetorically he transformed himself," said American University professor James Thurber, an expert on the presidency. He said Obama had little choice but to dive in and start governing, given the full plate of issues. But, Thurber added, "He also did it with real skill and confidence that you wouldn't necessarily expect from someone who just walked in the door."

Overall, Obama seems unflappable.

Asked during a February interview with US Weekly whether he wore boxers or briefs, the new president said: "I don't answer those humiliating questions. But whichever one it is, I look good in 'em!"

We have never witnessed anything like this in America. Not in America. The world, however, has witnessed such slobbering love affairs between its leaders and the media. Look at Germany and Russia circa 1939.

Member of British Parliament Jokes He Might Murder Miss California

Some kind of world we live in when members of our strongest ally joke they might murder our citizens simply for voicing their opinion.

Alan Duncan, a member of Parliament suggests he might murder Miss California. It's at 1:09.

Sunday Morning And That's That

Sam Fulwood III - Journalist?

During his first 100 days as president of the United States, Barack Obama revealed how different he is from all the white men who preceded him in the Oval Office, and the differences run deeper — in substance and style — than the color of his skin.
Barack Hussein Obama is the nation’s first hip president.


Obama strutted onto Jay Leno’s stage and plopped down on the couch, making him the first sitting president to do that. He unveiled his March Madness basketball bracket from the Oval Office. And speaking of basketball, who missed the sight of POTUS dressed in all black, sitting courtside at a Bulls-Wizards game with a cup of beer and high-fiving a trash-talking fan? How hip was that?!

It’s so hip that school kids in Albany, N.Y., coined a term for it: “Baracking.” And it doesn’t stop there. Those in the know at Albany High greet each other by saying: “What’s up, my Obama?” and they respond to a sneeze with “Barack you.” Misbehavior is peer-corrected with the admonition, “Barack’s in the White House,” which translates, “Show some respect.”

Just click the link if your in need of some acid reflux.

What's Up My Obamas?

When We was Golden...Little League Baseball

I collected some pictures from the web. They were taken in the 1970s and feature little league baseball. You can accuse me of being nostalgic, but I believe the simple truth is that things were better then. Far better.

Muslims Threaten Conflict Over Obama's Grandmother's Suspected Conversion to Christianity

It looks like a full-fledged civil war is about to break out. Can't we all just get along?

Muslims have accused Christians of trying to convert Sarah Obama to Christianity.

Mrs Obama, a figure of substance in her homeland since her grandson was elected US President, was reported locally to have been stopped from going to a Seventh Day Adventist Church by Muslims because they thought the church would try to convert her.

Sheikh Mohamed Khalifa, the Council of Imams and Preachers of Kenya secretary, said: "Mama Sarah should not be forced by anybody to join Christianity since she is a Muslim.

"Muslims will not sit and watch one of their own being coerced by some religious leaders to convert to Christianity."

Muslims held protests in Kenya about Mrs Obama's alleged conversion and warned of conflict between the faiths over it.

President Obama is the son of a Kenyan father and an American mother. His parents split up when he was two and his father returned to Africa.

I propose that she be imported illegally to America where she can shack up on taxpayer money with Obama's illegal alien aunt.

Democrat Admits that Obama's Cap and Trade Plan "Is a Tax"..."And a Great Big One"

Yes. It's a tax. Tell your idiotic liberal friends.



And guess who stands to reap the financial benefits of that cap and trade tax. Yep. None other than Al Gore. Watch Al Gore get his behind handed to him by Marsha Blackburn. What's so funny Al?



The gall of Al Gore with his sighs and snickers. Is his motivation greed? Partly. But mostly it's his ego and the desire to control other people's lives.

NFL Flirts with the Idea of Sending Thousands of Americans to their Graves

ESPN is reporting that the NFL is considering London as a future site for the Superbowl:

A future Super Bowl champion may someday be crowned overseas in a game witnessed predominantly by a foreign audience, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said.

"There's a great deal of interest in holding a Super Bowl in London," Goodell told reporters Monday. "So we'll be looking at that."

The commissioner said London's new Wembley Stadium would make a great candidate for pro football's biggest matchup, given the enthusiasm overseas for the game.

Clearly this is a decision motivated by money. And clearly, the NFL hasn't considered the enormous terrorism risk that a London Superbowl would present. London is full or Islamic radicals who come and go as they please. The most important sporting event in America on British soil would serve as the flame for the murderous moths and could only result in the loss of many American lives. If the NFL makes this decision, it will be a catastrophe.

World...Meet Zack Greinke

Zack Greinke pitches for the Kansas City Royals. He is 4-0 this season with a 0.00 ERA. Tonight he pitched his second straight complete game before a sell out crowd. He is simply the best pitcher in baseball. He is dealing.

Myrtle Beach Burning

My old stomping grounds... There was a fire going on the last time I visited this place, certainly not on this scale though.

R.I.P. Perez Hilton: Crowder Time

I Have Seen Your Future...It' Ain't So Good

A small glimpse of what your future occupation may look like.

Conor Gentes, left, who works in marketing for the Jones Soda Co., rides bicycles with other Jones employees to power computers and other office equipment, Wednesday, April 22, 2009, at the company's headquarters in Seattle. To mark Earth Day, the company reduced its electrical needs for the day so that about 10 riders on bikes attached to generators can provide power all day for the beverage-maker's operations.

Alas, everything old is new again. There was a time when us humans were more earth friendly.

Hope and Change Update: Obamatons Get a Dose of Reality

A BBC report of hope and change in action in Chicago.



More food shortages in Rochester, New York. Fast food chain Popeye's Chicken ran out of chicken. And the starry-eyed Obamatons did not take it well.



This seems like the perfect time to ask. Hey...Obama supporters...

Magazine Doctors Picture Of Obama: Makes Him Even Sexier...If That's Possible

I can't say too much. There but for the grace of God go I. The missing mullet from my prom pic was no accident. Thanks Olan Mills.

A magazine is taking heat for making undisclosed alterations of a photograph of President Obama in a bathing suit.

Washingtonian Magazine changed the color of the president's shorts and made a few other touch-ups, but media critic Howard Kurtz calls the small adjustments "unethical."

"While the alternations of this picture might seem to some people to be kind of minor, it is absolutely unethical," he said. "It is dishonest. It is not journalism. You cannot present a news photo, particularly of a president, but of anybody, and alter it through digital technology without being honest about it with readers."

The White House is officially not commenting on the altered photo.

Here's a video report.

Video: Chinese Spacewalk was Faked

This video report claims the Chinese spacewalk last year was faked.



You may remember this story we ran at the time it supposedly happened.

CHINA BUSTED FABRICATING STORY ABOUT ROCKET LAUNCH: STORY DESCRIBING LAUNCH HITS THE NEWS BEFORE ACTUAL LAUNCH

A news story describing a successful launch of China's long-awaited space mission and including detailed dialogue between astronauts launched on the Internet Thursday, hours before the rocket had even left the ground.

The country's official news agency Xinhua posted the article on its Web site Thursday, and remained there for much of the day before it was taken down.

A staffer from the Xinhuanet.com Web site who answered the phone Thursday said the posting of the article was a "technical error" by a technician. The staffer refused to give his name as is common among Chinese officials.

The arcticle, dated two days from now on Sept. 27, vividly described the rocket in flight, complete with a sharply detailed dialogue between the three astronauts.

Excerpts are below:

"After this order, signal lights all were switched on, various data show up on rows of screens, hundreds of technicians staring at the screens, without missing any slightest changes ...

'One minute to go!'

'Changjiang No.1 found the target!'...

"The firm voice of the controller broke the silence of the whole ship. Now, the target is captured 12 seconds ahead of the predicted time ...

'The air pressure in the cabin is normal!'

"Ten minutes later, the ship disappears below the horizon. Warm clapping and excited cheering breaks the night sky, echoing across the silent Pacific Ocean."

Air Force Veteran Lays it All Out

I found this clip at Midnight Blue. This man, a protester at the Philadelphia Tea Party, makes a very interesting point about the mainstream media and the Homeland Security Department's characterization of Obama dissenters as radical threats.



God bless you and thank you for your service.

Conservative Voices Shut Down at GE Shareholders Meeting

Obama ueber alles. Left-wing henchmen Immelt and Zucker put their jackboots down!

Things got testy Wednesday at the GE shareholders meeting courtesy of several complaints about political bias at its media division, NBC Universal.

Just don't expect to see the fireworks at the company's webcast of the event, which contains prepared remarks from CEO Jeff Immelt and CFO Keith Sherin but leaves out their interaction with shareholders.

Just before GE board members were re-elected, shareholders asked about 10 questions of a mostly political nature concerning the viewpoints of MSNBC and CNBC, according to attendees.

First up was a woman asking about a reported meeting in which Immelt and NBC Uni CEO Jeff Zucker supposedly told top CNBC executives and talent to be less critical of President Obama and his policies.

During the woman's follow-up question, her microphone was cut off. Later, during the umpteenth question about MSNBC, another shareholder's microphone was cut, according to multiple attendees.

"The crowd was very upset with MSNBC because of its leftward tilt," one attendee said. "Some former employees said they were embarrassed by it."

"My biggest surprise was the open hostility to MSNBC," another shareholder said. "It was noticeable and loud. I don't remember any of this going on last year."

Immelt denied stifling its media division's criticism of Obama. Stop the ACLU is reporting otherwise:

NBC Universal President Jeff Zucker are reported to have called some of CNBC’s on-air talent to a secret meeting at least if the The New York Post’s Page Six column for April 16 has it right. The meeting was called to scold the cable yackers for being too harsh on the Obammessiah, with the duo ala Jeffs warning that CNBC is turning into “the Obama bashing network” and that the cable outlet is becoming “too conservative.”

“It was an intensive, three-hour dinner at 30 Rock which Zucker himself was behind,” a source familiar with the powwow told us. “There was a long discussion about whether CNBC has become too conservative and is beating up on Obama too much. There’s great concern that CNBC is now the anti-Obama network. The whole meeting was really kind of creepy.”

Just putting two and two together, I think the henchmen are full of crap.

The Day After Earth Day: Enviro-Freaks on Film

Our beat reporters were busy yesterday. We managed to capture some fascinating footage of earth day activities.

In this video, earth freaks mourn the loss of trees.



In this video, the trees issue their response.

Video: UAE's Royal Family Caught Brutally Torturing Man

When are these folks coming to America? I'm sure Obama is just dying to kiss their rings.

A video tape smuggled out of the United Arab Emirates shows a member of the country's royal family mercilessly torturing a man with whips, electric cattle prods and wooden planks with protruding nails.

A man in a UAE police uniform is seen on the tape tying the victim's arms and legs, and later holding him down as the Sheikh pours salt on the man's wounds and then drives over him with his Mercedes SUV.

In a statement to ABC News, the UAE Ministry of the Interior said it had reviewed the tape and acknowledged the involvement of Sheikh Issa bin Zayed al Nahyan, brother of the country's crown prince, Sheikh Mohammed.

Here's the video:

Left-Wing Extremists Stage Pot Party: CNN is Strangely Absent

I'm not aware a single CNN reporter who attended this event or otherwise hassled its participants.

Annually, on 4/20, at 4:20 p.m. there is a “Smoke Out” on CU Boulder campus. A reported 10,000 people were in attendance.

This is what a bunch of hippies protesting on their parents' money looks like.



And the aftermath. How many taxpayers do you suppose it took to clean up after these dipshits?



Pictures from Looking at the Left:

Fun with the Urban Dictionary: Disgusting Fatbody

I simply love the Urban Dictionary.

Disgusting Fatbody:

A member of the military who is clearly too fat for effective performance. Originating from Stanley Kubric's "Full Metal Jacket".

"Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"And why not, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"

Yes, it's a military term. But I'm going to go ahead and extend the term to faggoty assclown gossip columnists. Perez Hilton is a disgusting fatbody.

Teacher Puts Poop in Kid's Backpack: Sends It Home to His Parents

Absolutely unbelievable story out of Washington State. This teacher needs to be punched in the face.

A father and mother in Washington state are outraged after their 5-year-old son was sent home from school, allegedly forced to carry a package of human feces along with an embarrassing note from his kindergarten teacher.

"This little turd was on the floor in my room," said the note from Susan Graham, an instructor at Apple Valley Elementary School in Yakima, Wash.

He says his son rode the bus home, and his wife made the disturbing discovery when the child arrived.

"She found a clear plastic bag with a piece of fecal matter wrapped up in a brown paper towel with the note on it," he told the station.

Here's a video report.

Great American Moments

Back in the day. When we were the USA!

China Declares War on the United States!!!

They sure as hell have. Let's look at what we've learned about the Chinese in the last week. The Chinese have penetrated our electric grid, with the ability to shut it down when they wish. The Chinese have put chips in our military aircraft. When it’s done intentionally, it’s done to degrade systems, or to have the ability to do so at a time of one’s choosing. And now this...

Thousands of confidential files on the U.S. military's most technologically advanced fighter aircraft have been compromised by unknown computer hackers over the past two years, according to senior defense officials.

The Internet intruders were able to gain access to data related to the design and electronics systems of the Joint Strike Fighter through computers of Pentagon contractors in charge of designing and building the aircraft, according to the officials, who did not want to be identified because of the sensitivity of the issue.

In addition to files relating to the aircraft, hackers gained entry into the Air Force's air traffic control systems, according to the officials. Once they got in, the Internet hackers were able to see such information as the locations of U.S. military aircraft in flight.

Most of the files broken into focused on the design and performance statistics of the fighter, as well as its electronic systems, officials said. The information could be used to make the plane easier to fight or defend against.

I've been sounding the alarm against China for years. I used to be accused of being a tin-foil hat conspiracy freak. So, you know, I told you so.

But I see the new administration is on top of things. They've managed to target as domestic extremists the very demographic of Americans who would stand and fight the Chinese. Conservatives. Of course, I could be underestimating the ferocity in battle of Pelosi's Posse. Perhaps we're in good hands.

Napolitano Pisses Off Canadians: Blames Them for 9/11

The woman seems to be able to do nothing right. It's absolutely frightening that she is in charge of homeland security. The Canadians stop just short of calling her a retard.

It's "unfortunate" the top official in charge of American's homeland security wrongly suggested the 9/11 terrorists came from Canada, says Bill Elliott, commissioner of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

"My initial reaction frankly is I was a little bit surprised and somewhat disappointed that the secretary isn't better informed," Elliott told the Star, just before he was to testify at a parliamentary committee.

Elliott was responding to suggestions by Janet Napolitano, U.S. Secretary for Homeland Security, who commented in a CBC interview that the U.S. is concerned that "to the extent that terrorists have come into our country or suspected or known terrorists have entered our country across a border, it's been across the Canadian border. There are real issues there."

Asked if she was referring to the 9/11 perpetrators, which have been shown by an American commission to have entered the U.S. legally on visas — mostly from Saudi Arabia, not Canada, Napolitano said: "Uh, not just those but others as well."

American Soldiers Teaching Afghans English

Well, they're teaching English, or training Afghans to be parrots. You have to applaud the effort.

Reason #347 Why We Don't Need to Fear Russia

Russia is finished. Oh, don't get me wrong, they can still cause lots of trouble and seemed determined to do just that. But short of their shenanigans aiding China, they pose no threat. As a civilization, they were finished 20 years ago.

Here a drunk comrade fights a tree.

Obama is Worried About Waterboarding?: What Our Enemies are Doing

I show this video because it needs to be shown. Not because it brings me any pleasure.

Islamists of the Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) in the SWAT valley videoed the slaughtering of their victims accused of spying for the Pakistani and American agencies. How many of these headless people do you think would have preferred being waterboarded?

CAUTION: Extremely Violent - In fact, if you watch this video, it will make you sick to your stomach.



h/t Hyscience

FBI Spied on Tea Party Protesters

I served 11 years in the United States Army. I have been paying taxes since I was 16. I have not once collected unemployment or any other government benefit. Now, I'm being treated like an enemy of the State.

The FBI were spying on Tea Party protesters nationwide during last week’s demonstrations as part of a covert program conducted without the knowledge of local law enforcement, according to a source named as a current FBI agent.

The Northeast Intelligence Network reports that a concerned unnamed FBI agent risked his career in blowing the whistle on the fact that Tea Party protesters were subject to covert surveillance.

The FBI agent allegedly told Doug Haggman, “The Department of Homeland Security Intelligence Assessment that is receiving so much attention is just the tip of the proverbial iceberg, and the true patriotic citizens of this country are on the Titanic. This is what bothers me. But is goes far beyond that assessment. There have been very significant changes made over the last few years that redirect the focus and assets of the intelligence community internally. These changes have greatly accelerated under this administration, and the threats have been redefined to include those who used to be patriots. It’s not only chilling but absolutely insulting to God-fearing Americans.”

The source claims that a single page FBI directive was dispatched from FBI headquarters in Washington DC on March 23 requesting that Special Agents in Charge (SACs) “verify the date, time and location of each TEA Party within their region and supply that information to FBI headquarters in Washington.”

Agents were then instructed to compile information on the organizers of the different protests and also send the information back to FBI headquarters. On April 6, they were subsequently asked to conduct covert surveillance and data collection of the protesters attending the Tea Party demonstrations. Surveillance was to be performed from “discreet fixed or mobile positions” and was to be performed “independently and outside of the purview of local law enforcement,” according to the source.

Ok. Perhaps the FBI should be more concerned with these folks. Muppet ass gangstas pose an immediate threat.

15 Minutes of Federal Spending: That's What Obama's "Savings" Amounts to

Thank you Dear Leader. Thank you for your generosity. Your "saving" amounts to a smoke break for your central economic planner. My children's future is restored. From WND:

President Obama's big announcement that he's instructed cabinet members to come up with plans to save $100 million from the federal budget is just about meaningless, according to a spokesman for National Taxpayers Union.

The cuts are "a sign," said Peter Sepp, "but you'd need a pair of extra-thick glasses to actually see that sign and more importantly try to figure out what's going to happen next."

Sepp said, put in perspective, Obama's plans have virtually no meaning.

"The federal government spends a total of $100 million approximately every 15 minutes of the year," he said. "What Mr. Obama is doing is basically telling his departments 'come up with enough spending cuts to give the taxpayers an extra 15 minutes.'

He called it a "publicity stunt" on Obama's part.

Finally, a Drink for the Times: Bakon Vodka

What better drink for the current times than a vodka that tastes like pork rinds? Bacon flavored vodka. Because, you know, pork, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Bakon Vodka is a superior quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. It’s clean, crisp, and delicious. This is the only vodka you’ll ever want to use to make a Bloody Mary, and it's a complementary element of both sweet and savory drinks.

Bakon Vodka is also a great Bar-B-Q companion

Stuff You Need to Know #3

About tapping our own oil reserves. Obama bumps nasty with Petrol thug Hugo Chavez. On the same say, a federal appeals court ruled that the Bush administration did not properly study the environmental impact of expanding oil and gas drilling off Alaska and canceled a program to find new reserves.

Remember the CNN reporter that deemed the tea party protests were not family friendly? Well, you'll wanna read this. Susan Roesgen gets punked. Hypocrisy of epic proportions. Major left-wing media shenanigans exposed. Read it here.

When they came for fat people, I said nothing, because I was not fat. Obese being targeted by "Big Science" and the global warming machine.


Top White House Adviser now says anti-Americanism is not cool. Sure, now that you've run it into the ground. Don't tread on us.

Everywhere we go they say...damn...Hopped up Sea Kittens always fucking up the program...



James Hackett, chairman and chief executive officer of Anadarko, one of the nation’s largest independent oil and gas companies, told the Financial Times, “The histrionic and maniacal focus on carbon dioxide” risks plunging the United States into an economic tailspin that could turn the United States into “the world’s cleanest third world country.”

And leaving on a positive note...The Democratic National Committee reported receipts of just under $14 million during the first three months of this year, a cash haul that is more than $10 million less than that amassed by its Republican counterpart during the same period.