COMMUNIST PARTY SAYS THEIR TIME HAS COME

Now these guys clearly got the hope and change memo:

A rare bird in the political world, the US Communist Party is feeling rather smug in these days of capitalist turmoil.

At the party's New York headquarters on 23rd Street in Manhattan, regional party chairman Libero Della Piana, 36, laid out why he thinks Marxist-Leninism's time has finally come.

"We are very excited, we feel that we are at a turning point," Della Piana, an imposing half-Italian, half-African American with a pony tail, told AFP.

"We can afford to be less on the defensive for the first time since Ronald Reagan, and we can say our word in rebuilding America on a new basis, rebuilding a better world, instead of one based on the greed of the few."

There is no communist running for the White House and the Communist Party does not endorse Democrat Barack Obama. Yet many staff here wore his picture on lapel buttons, while Republican John McCain was relegated to a box of tissues -- the tissues being pulled through his mouth.

ANTI-IMMIGRANT FREEDOM PARTY WINS BOG IN AUSTRIA

Unchecked and irrational liberalism always results in sever conservative backlash. Always. Pay attention America. This is coming. Count on it.

In Austria’s recent national elections, voters gave significant support to a party that seeks to bring back Nazi symbols and salutes. The anti-immigrant Freedom Party (FPO), headed by Heinz-Christian Strache, former dental assistant and representative of Europe’s Cities Against Islamisation group, won 18 percent of the vote.

Another anti-immigrant party, the Alliance for Austria’s Future, led by Jörg Haider, a former Freedom Party leader who broke away and formed a new party in 2005, got 11 percent of the vote. Together, these allied parties won almost a third of the vote, giving them huge gains over the traditional leading parties, the center-left Social Democrats and the conservative Austrian People’s Party.

In 2000, when anti-immigrant parties also gained significant power, the People’s Party formed a coalition with the Freedom Party. As a result, Israel recalled its ambassador in protest. The United States also recalled its ambassador “for consultations.” European governments began downgrading relations with the Austrian government. Reacting to world opinion, then-president of the FPO Jörg Haider began to downplay his anti-immigrant, pro-Nazi stance. But similar attempts by the FPO to downplay these sentiments now aren’t having much of an effect.

OBAMA DECLARES ECONOMY WORST SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION: THEN GOES TO PARTY WITH HIS BEVERLY HILLS FRIENDS

Early in the day yesterday, Barack Obama declared that the economy was the worst since the great depression. Armed with his teleprompter, he stood before a modest crowd of working class people in Grand Junction, Colorado scaring the hell out of them as a means of making them putty in his hope hands.

Obama said that this latest development in the financial world is “as bad as anything we’ve ever seen…This is a serious, serious situation. We’ll have a lot of rebuilding to do. This turmoil is a major threat to our economy. There are too many folks in the U.S. and Washington D.C. who weren’t mending the store. This is the most serious financial condition since the Great Depression.”

Just hours later, however, Obama had made his way to Beverly Hills where he partied with his Hollywood friends who gave him $9 million dollars that he could spend not on the American people who, he implies will be unemployed and in soup lines if things don't "change", but on himself.

Barack Obama partied with Hollywood celebrities Tuesday night and with the help of Oscar-winning singer and actress Barbra Streisand raised an eye-popping $9 million for his presidential campaign and the Democratic Party.

The night was split into two glitzy events, a reception and dinner costing $28,500 each at the Greystone Mansion, followed by entertainment by Streisand at the nearby Regent Beverly Wilshire Hotel. About 250 people were expected at the dinner and about 800 at the entertainment, which cost $2,500 a ticket.

It was a day of contrasts for Obama. Earlier in the day, the Democratic presidential candidate spoke about the public's deepening economic anxieties and portrayed Republican challenger John McCain as out of touch with the needs of hardworking people.

Then he flew to California for a night of hobnobbing with Hollywood notables.

This extreme hypocrisy, from any other politician, would be pounced upon by the mainstream media. But other than conservative blogs such as this one, you won't see anyone commenting on it. Wake up America! Obama wants to spend all your money on Barbara Streisand concert tickets!

DEMOCRATS PLANNED ON THROWING URINE AT POLICE AT DEMOCRAT PARTY CONVENTION

Whackle doodle do. This would be funny but for the fact it's just another indication of the severe mental dementia plaguing so many in this country.

A new kind of warning has come up about protesters gearing up for the Democratic National Convention.

Denver firefighters have learned of a house full of urine being stored to throw at police. An internal memo is warning first responders that disgusting acts are a significant concern.

Protesters in other cities have used urine and feces filled balloons to throw at police and there are concerns that could happen during the Democratic National Convention in Denver.

Denver City Councilman Doug Linkhart has proposed an ordinance to keep protesters from carrying the so called urine bombs or other liquids in the protest areas.

But--representatives from the group Recreate 68, dismisses the concerns.

"They are doing their best to make people afraid of us, to make people afraid to be anywhere near us," Said Recreate 68 spokesperson Mark Cohen.

An internal memo from Denver Health and Human Resources is warning first responders about the risks of being exposed to certain bodily fluids.

The group which is planning major protests at the convention, say police are releasing the information to make people afraid of them and to discourage people from protesting.

The big tent party.

GRANDMA GETS DILDO FOR HER BIRTHDAY

This is just wrong...on so many levels. And who the hell are these people getting her blood pressure up by shoving the thing in her mouth? Looks like someone just took out a life insurance policy on granny.

OBAMA'S PERSONAL ASSISTANT GETS PUNKED AT NORTH CAROLINA FRAT PARTY

Gaffealot is at it again. This stuff is just too good to make up:

Never mind Barack Obama, the American press is now falling over itself to heap praise on another African-American force on the campaign trail who, according to the New York Times, is “taller, fitter and cooler” than the presumptive Democratic nominee.

Reggie Love is Obama’s 26-year-old 'body man' - the individual expected to be at Obama’s side at all times, ready with briefing notes, umbrellas, protein bars, Nicorette patches and anything else the candidate might need at a moment’s notice. He describes his job simply as “taking care of stuff”.

Love, a 6ft 5in former football player, has a growing fan-base. At a rally in Charlotte, North Carolina, the crowds began chanting “Reggie! Reggie! Reggie!” when they caught sight of him. Even Obama himself admits to being in the thrall of Love’s charisma: “There’s no doubt that Reggie is cooler than I am,” he said. “I am living vicariously through Reggie.”

Cool? Reggie Love is cool? I seem to recall some pictures of Reggie Love being teabagged pasted all over the internet a few years ago. Wait just a moment. Oh, yes, here we go:

Reggie Love was a player on Duke's football team and a walk-on on Duke's basketball team. He once went to a Frat party at UNC, and there were photos taken of him.

Coach K kicked Reggie off the basketball team soon after the photos were all over the internet. It is unknown if that was the only reason he was dismissed from the team, as he also received a DUI that past November.

The photos aren't new. I recall these from a few years ago. They were taken at a frat party at the University of North Carolina where Love, a player for North Carolina's hated rival Duke, got owned by some kids infinitely more qualified to be serving in high office.

Here are a few of the more acceptable photos. The shaming of Reggie Love.

SOME PASTY WHITE ENGLISH GUY WETS HIS PANTS FOR OBAMA

Look at this guy slobbering all over himself with white guilt. Yeah. I wouldn't put my name on the editorial either if I were this damn deluded.

"Mr Obama is not weighed down by the baggage of what Americans call the 'Culture Wars'. He is too young to have either served or dodged service in Vietnam, for example.

That distinction does not readily translate to British politics, but the potential appeal of a candidate who transcends social and party political divisions does.

Britain is sometimes caricatured as a political annexe of the US. That is most unfair. But our party leaders have traditionally looked across the Atlantic for inspiration. So one recent opinion poll won't have escaped their notice. It showed that, if Britons had a vote in the American election, a substantial majority would choose Barack Obama."

"Transcends social and party political divisions"? WTF? He didn't even garner more popular votes than his primary opponent. The only thing we know about his past is that he spent the last 20 years worshiping under a racist pastor, was friends with an angry wigger, had his campaign jump started by domestic terrorists, and has a wife who is only proud of her country when her husband is promoted politically. Sure Britain, follow America's example and elect a leader of such questionable associations and with zero accomplishments. Do it. It will give America someone to hang with in the soup line.

IF I WERE PRESIDENT: THE COUSIN KENNY CHRONICLES (VOL. 6)

If I were president...I would build a really big bonfire in Gary, Indiana...The biggest the world has ever seen...All Americans would be invited to come and witness the awesome spectacle...Correction, all Americans would be compelled to come...I would make it one big party to celebrate America...There would be all kinds of neat things to do at my party...and good food to eat...potato salad for all...and lots of porta-potties...no waiting...live musical acts abound...puppet shows for the children...bingo for the elderly...We would talk...laugh, cry...all that stuff...then...at precisely midnight, on the third day, I would abruptly and emphatically call an end to the festivities and ask everyone to leave...I would then, at 6:00 a.m. that morning, issue an executive order to forcibly deport any person within the continental United States outside of a 10 mile radius from Gary, Indiana...that would leave, in my estimation, only the fine Americans who had stayed after the party to help clean up...and perhaps a few people who couldn't remember where they parked their car...all the others?...deported to a country where it's not common courtesy to help someone clean up after a party...It is with the people who stayed after to help pick up--the hearty stock of after-hangers--that I would rebuild America...That's what I would do if I were President.

Cousin Kenny