Obama Gets Security Briefing at Hamburger Joint

Nice. I feel much safer knowing my Commander in Chief is being briefed on the nuances of national security at a hamburger joint that also serves peanuts in bulk.

On his trip to get a burger with Brian Williams at Five Guys this afternoon, the president appears to have learned of the existence of a Defense Department intelligence arm, the National Geospatial Intelligence Agency, from an agency employee also at the burger restaurant.

"So explain to me exactly what this National Geospatial..." Obama said, after the worker mentioned his employer, according to a video of the event.

"We work with, uh, satellite imagery," the worker, Walter replied.

A POLITICO reader caught the exchange, which starts around 5:45 on this C-SPAN video.

The transcript:

Obama: What do you do Walter?
Walter: I work at, uh, NGA, National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
Obama: Outstanding, how long you been doing that?
Walter: About six years
Obama: Yea?
Walter: Yes.
Obama: You like it?
Walter: I do, keeps me...
Obama: So explain to me exactly what this National Geospatial...uh...
Walter: Uh, we work with, uh, satellite imagery..
Obama: Right
Walter: [unintelligible] ...support systems, so...
Obama: Sounds like good work.
Walter: Enjoy the weekend.
Obama: Appreciate it.

And what's with all the hamburgers this guy is eating. High cholesterol and a smoker. Obama makes Bill Clinton look like Richard Simmons. I really wish my President didn't look so damn gay.

More Evidence of the Racism of Obama's Henchmen

Forget the wise Latina woman judge, this example of racism in the Obama administration is far more direct and calculated. I posted it some time ago. Somehow (wink), the mainstream media swept it under the rug.

Obama's economic adviser doesn't want recovery jobs for "White Male Construction Workers". Charlie Rangel says Middle class wont fight back.

Crowder Reads His Hate Mail

Newspaper Prints Ad Calling for Obama Assassination

I'm not sure if this is an expression of their political views, or just poor editing.

A northwestern Pennsylvania newspaper is apologizing for running a classified advertisement calling for the assassination of President Barack Obama.

Warren Times Observer Publisher John Elchert says the ad appeared Thursday. It read, "May Obama follow in the steps of Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley and Kennedy!" The four presidents were all assassinated.

Elchert tells The Associated Press that the newspaper's advertising staff didn't make the historical connection.

He says the newspaper turned information over to police and that the Secret Service is investigating the person who placed the ad.

Obama on History: The Constitution is 20 Centuries Old

What principles is he talking about? The teleprompter betrays him again.

Ah Summer Approaches

Warm weather brings out the Reggae in Ali. I get Reggaemylitis.

To me, it doesn't get better than Peter Tosh alone with an acoustic.

From the bonus disk of the 2005 release Talking Revolution: Get Up, Stand Up.

Nice.

Obama's Great Uncle Drops Dime: Using Buchenwald for "Political Reasons"

His whole life has been for political reasons. Obama's uncle spills the truth about Obama. From an interview with his great uncle in Der Spiegel:

SPIEGEL: Mr. Payne, early in June your great-nephew, President Barack Obama, will visit the former concentration camp Buchenwald, which you helped liberate at the end of the war. Will he be travelling in your footsteps?

Charles Payne: I don't buy that. I was quite surprised when the whole thing came up and Barack talked about my war experiences in Nazi Germany. We had never talked about that before. This is a trip that he chose, not because of me I'm sure, but for political reasons.

SPIEGEL: At first Mr. Obama claimed that one of his family members was involved in the liberation Auschwitz. How did this misunderstanding come about?

SPIEGEL: Afterwards, Obama called you. What did he want to know?

Payne: He wanted to know where this camp was that I had helped liberate. I told him that it was Ohrdruf and that it was a subcamp of the Buchenwald concentration camp. I described a little bit of what I had seen.

It's A Long Way To The Top

If you want to rock and roll.

Morticians Association of America Endorses Obama's New Fuel Efficiency Standards

Green Jobs!!!

Better Than the Snuggie?: The Wearable Towel

Honestly, after Obama was elected, I can't tell if people are joking anymore.

Tennis Player Wants Breast Reduction: Blogger Wants Hi-Def TV

This tennis player wants a breast reduction. Not so fast. I'm still waiting for the price of Hi-Def TVs to drop.

Smasher Simona, 17, has been way out in front in junior internationals where her amazing form has won her an army of fans.

But the 5ft 5ins sports star has told how she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back.

And now the Romanian beauty has booked herself into a private hospital for surgery.

Simona said: "This fall I'll have a breast reduction operation. The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play."

She added: "It's the weight that troubles me - my ability to react quickly."

Obama's Plan to Save the World: Paint All Roofs White

You remember those "green jobs" Obama was talking about? Get your paint brush ready.

Steven Chu, who directed the Department of Energy's Lawrence Berkeley National Lab and was professor of physics and molecular and cell biology at the University of California before being appointed by President Obama to be the U.S. Energy Secretary, says white paint is what's needed to fix global warming.

Chu, who according to the federal agency's website, successfully applied the techniques he developed in atomic physics to molecular biology and recently led the lab in pursuit of new alternative and renewable energies, has told the London Times that by making paved surfaces and roofs lighter in color, the world would reduce carbon emissions by as much as parking all the cars in the world for 11 years.

Why the roofs gotta be white? Huh? What you say Lil' Lav?

Meanwhile...back at the enviromoonbat cave....

Moonbats at MIT have at last devised a relatively reliable method to predict just how cataclysmic our doom will be if we don't submit to sufficiently suffocating levels of taxation and bureaucratic control:

I Told You

What did I say a few weeks ago?

We have a black Richard Simmons as president.

Some new pics came out today that prove this beyond a shadow of a doubt.

"What can I say??? Tee hee!"


I dont even know where the rest of them are. I got out fast. You'll see 'em I'm sure...



CAPTAIN THURSTON SAYS: Dude looks like a broke down Leon Redbone.

Chavez Sending Uranium to Iran

It appears Obama's "swagga" was greatly overestimated. Chavez and Ahmadinejad are playing him like a clown.

Venezuela and Bolivia are supplying Iran with uranium for its nuclear program, according to a secret Israeli government report obtained Monday by The Associated Press.

The two South American countries are known to have close ties with Iran, but this is the first allegation that they are involved in the development of Iran's nuclear program, considered a strategic threat by Israel.

Venezuela and Bolivia are close allies, and both regimes have a history of opposing U.S. foreign policy and Israeli actions. Venezuela expelled the Israeli ambassador during Israel's offensive in Gaza this year, and Israel retaliated by expelling the Venezuelan envoy. Bolivia cut ties with Israel over the offensive.

So Many Obama Gaffes All in One Place

It's like a Wal-Mart of retardation.







h/t Moonbattery

Memo to Anyone Who Holds Up Traffic in China

Damn! This is just stone cold.

A man threatening to commit suicide by jumping from a Chinese bridge was approached by a passer-by who shoved him over the edge, local media say.

Lai Jiansheng, 66, said he was fed up with the desperate man's "selfish activity" which caused huge traffic jams in Guangzhou, southern China.

Chen Fuchao fell 26ft (8m) on to an air cushion and is recovering in hospital, the official Xinhua news agency said.

Xinhua said Mr Lai was "taken away by police", but gave no further details.

Memorial Day 2009 DoubleHeader

It's days like these that make me think wtf has happened to our Country.

Memorial Day was the last holiday I spent with my dad. Ironically we visited his parents grave and decided we would put flags on all the veterans graves that did not have a flag. With my children's help this weekend I get to just that. This ones for you pops.

Obama: "We are Out of Money"

No shit Barry? Did you figure that out before or after you spent $4 trillion?

In a sobering holiday interview with C-SPAN, President Obama boldly told Americans: "We are out of money."

C-SPAN host Steve Scully broke from a meek Washington press corps with probing questions for the new president.

SCULLY: You know the numbers, $1.7 trillion debt, a national deficit of $11 trillion. At what point do we run out of money?

OBAMA: Well, we are out of money now. We are operating in deep deficits, not caused by any decisions we've made on health care so far. This is a consequence of the crisis that we've seen and in fact our failure to make some good decisions on health care over the last several decades.

So let me get this straight. We're in debt because we didn't spend tons of money on healthcare in the past and the solution is spend tons of money on healtchcare. That will get us out of debt? Tell the truth Barry. You make this stuff up as you go along.

Mexico: Prison Break Caught on Camera

The guards just looked the other way. These are some of the worst criminals in Mexico. They escaped through "unlocked" doors while guards watched TV.

Decoration Day Weekend...

I don't know the name of the boy we tied down and beat till he couldn't walk anymore...

The 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition

This Is How I'm Rolling This Weekend

and then come Monday morning, I'll be getting extremely respectful.

Obama Snubs Kindergarteners for Football Team

Well little ones. I'm sure your teacher told you Obama was special. Your teacher lied.

Thursday was supposed to be the highlight of the year for more than 100 kindergarteners from Stafford County, Va. They got up early and took a chartered bus to the White House for a school field trip. But when they arrived, all the 5-year-olds got was a lesson in disappointment.

A group of young students didn't get to tour the White House, and they say it's because of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

The buses from Conway Elementary arrived at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue a little later than planned, and they were locked out.

"We were going to the White House, but we couldn’t get in so I felt sad," 5-year-old Cameron Stine said.

Parents say they were just 10 minutes late for their scheduled tour. School officials say White House staff said they needed to get ready for the president's event with the Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers, so they couldn't come in.

"I was angry cause they were disappointed," parent and chaperone Paty Stine said.

"The person who headed this White House trip up came out and said, 'I’m sorry, the White House tour's off.' There were a lot of crying kids," parent Barbara Stine said.

Here's video of the disillusioned Obamatons.

I think I can help these little ones. They're going to come to this conclusion sooner or later. Children, repeat after me...

Home Heating Tips

Useful info on how to best insulate your house.

Robot Obama Going to Disney

It's just as well. He ain't doing crap in the White House.

Barack Obama was standing on a riser inside a warehouse here, delivering an inspirational speech about the blessings of freedom, when his left index finger began to twitch uncontrollably, unnerving his aides.

The nation’s 44th president was in obvious distress. At least it looked like him. But with silicone skin and a tangled nest of wires for veins, this Obama was a 21st-century reproduction.

More specifically, it was an audio-animatronic representation of the president, as imagined by the Walt Disney Company, and assembled with the direct involvement of the White House staff — and of Mr. Obama himself. The president supplied not just his measurements, but he also recorded that speech (which was initially drafted by a Disney writer) — and yet another recitation of the oath of office, this one in Disney high-definition sound.

In that Hollywood building here, the life-size, three-dimensional figure was being put through its final tune-up, its chin rising and hands gesturing in response to technicians, in preparation for shipment to the Hall of Presidents exhibit at Disney World in Orlando, Fla.

Disney officials declined to say how much it cost to build an Obama. They have cloaked the project with a blanket of secrecy befitting the Secret Service, permitting this reporter to be the only journalist thus far to view the figure up close but allowing only a Disney photographer to take its picture.

Mr. Obama has seen renderings of the figure, telling a Disney employee, Pamela Fisher, “that we had made him better-looking than he was.”

So robot Obama goes around the country talking freedom, while real Obama goes around taking it away. I guess we knew that already.

Crowder: "The Dark Pelosi"

I think this guy takes in a lot of caffeine.

O bama: They Have Arrived

This is nice work.

Shakedown Jr.: Lil' Jesse Jackson Proves it's in the Blood

Apples don't fall far from the tree. Especially when it's a money tree.

Representative Jesse Jackson Jr.’s congressional campaign organization has paid his wife at least $247,500 since 2001, including at least $95,000 after Sandra Jackson joined the Chicago City Council two years ago, according to federal election records.

Jackson’s political committee also gave at least $298,927 in cash and in-kind contributions to Sandra Jackson’s campaign fund, which bankrolled her races for a city council seat that pays more than $100,000 per year and an unpaid position on the Cook County Democratic Committee.

Sandra Jackson, known as Sandi, received the $95,000 for political consulting after pledging during her campaign to give “my full attention” to the alderman’s post.

Tardbama Screws Up Again

William Gates? This guy is a gaffe machine and I love it. Didn't even catch himself.

Our boy genius president does it again:

Don't Be Fooled by the "Ireland" T-Shirt: New York Terrorist Plot Uncovered

A New York Terror Plot was foiled. Foiled I say. The perps were pretty darn sneaky. Even wore disguises. Who would thought they weren't really Irish?

Four homegrown Muslim terrorists on a mission from hell were arrested last night as they planted what they thought were high-powered plastic explosives at two Bronx synagogues, authorities said.

The men were also allegedly plotting to use a Stinger missile to shoot a military plane out of the sky in upstate New York immediately after the bombings.

"This is America's finest hour. The best resources of the Police Department, Homeland Security and the FBI kept us safe," said Jonathan Rosenblatt, a rabbi at the targeted Riverdale Jewish Center.

The jihadist wannabes -- all from Newburgh, NY -- began their unholy mission last night at around 9 p.m. at the Riverdale Temple on Independence Avenue, authorities said.

They planted what they thought were explosives in a parked car outside the house of worship.

One acted as a lookout, while the other three allegedly drove up the block to the Riverdale Jewish Center and planted two more bags of "explosives" in cars.

Unbeknownst to them, their explosives were duds -- supplied by authorities who had been monitoring their plan for more than a year.

Cops swooped in and arrested them right after they allegedly planted the last of the phony bombs.

One of the suspects, James Cromitie, a k a Abdul Rahman, bragged that blowing up the synagogues would be a "piece of cake," the feds said.

"I hate those motherf - - -ers, those f - - -ing Jewish bastards . . . I would like to get a synagogue," Cromitie told an informant, according to a criminal complaint.

The alleged terrorists' hatred also included the US military.

h/t Gateway Pundit

ACORN Symbol on Obama Money

Thick as thieves I tell ya. Thick as voter fraud perpetrating, property stealing thieves. From Berman Post:

Walking through Union Square (NYC) today, I noticed something. On the 'Obama 44 dollar bill' instead of the United States Treasury Seal they put the ACORN logo. I can understand wanting to put something more exiting the the Treasury Seal, and thinking it is best to put something else their just to make extra sure no one thinks it is any sort of legal currency. Still, the ACORN logo?

Just Because I Like Acoustic

Let It Roll!

Africans Must Travel to the Moon

Why? Why must they travel to the moon? Nah. What they need to do is learn how to subsistence farm and quit fornicating like rabbits. Learn to do that and then we can talk about getting them a few go-karts. But the moon? Heh.

Africans must travel to the moon to investigate what developed nations have been doing in outer space, Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni said Saturday.

"The Americans have gone to the moon. And the Russians. The Chinese and Indians will go there soon. Africans are the only ones who are stuck here," Museveni said, addressing a meeting of the Uganda Law Society in Entebbe.

"We must also go there and say: 'What are you people doing up here?'."

Did this guy get elected on a slogan of hope and change?

Is Everyone From Minnesota Retarded?

Can you imagine the level of severe mental illness the people in that state must be suffering from to have elected this dick their governor? Wow.



Will someone please tell this 'tard that enemy combatants picked up from the battlefield and held off U.S. soil do not enjoy the same rights as American citizens arrested here at home and thus can not be waterboarded? Jesus.

Then at the end he goes into the WTC on 911 and how could it fall at the rate of gravity.... Moron.

A Gorbachev Fate for Obama

Maybe these folks aren't so crazy after all. Personally, I see more of a Don Rickles fate for Obama. The man does like to crack a joke. From Fars News:

Elder brother of Iran's president, who is also among the country's officials, predicted that the new US President, Barack Obama, will have the same fate that the last president of the Soviet Union experienced.

"The fate of the US President Barack Obama will be the same as the fate of former Russian president Mikhail Gorbachev," Secretary of Iran's Permanent Committee on Civil Defense Davoud Ahmadinejad said Tuesday night.

"Washington's Militaristic policies ruined the United States' reputation throughout the world and forced US officials to resort to the Obama scenario to improve their situation," Ahmadinejad reiterated.

Chimp Link Found!

The search for a direct connection between humans and the rest of the animal kingdom has taken 200 years - but it was presented to the world today at a special news conference in New York.
The discovery of the 95%-complete 'lemur monkey' - dubbed Ida - is described by experts as the "eighth wonder of the world".
They say its impact on the world of palaeontology will be "somewhat like an asteroid falling down to Earth".
Researchers say proof of this transitional species finally confirms Charles Darwin's theory of evolution, and the then radical, outlandish ideas he came up with during his time aboard the Beagle.
Sir David Attenborough said Darwin "would have been thrilled" to have seen the fossil - and says it tells us who we are and where we came from.

YES!!!!

FINALLY!

Miss Sniggles and me can finally come out and be the proud same species couple we always felt deep down inside we really were!

"Come Miss Sniggles, they can't laugh at us ANYMORE!"


"OH DUDE! (Cough) Wait......whaaa?"

City Year: The World's Lamest Goon Squad

But a goon squad nonetheless. Did you ever think you'd live long enough to see something like this? They're called City Year.

"I am change, and this is what I wear."

Dad Calls 911 Because His Son Won't Clean His Room

This is how bad it's got. First, a lady calls 911 because McDonald's ran out of chicken nuggets, and now, this. Too good. The "son" is a Democrat politician.

It's odd enough that a Bedford father would actually call police after arguing with his son about cleaning his room. Stranger still, the sloppy son is 28 years old and serves on the Bedford School Board.

"I know this looks bad," said School Board member Andrew Mizsak, who lives with his parents and also works as an independent political consultant. His mother, Paula, is a Bedford councilwoman.

Mizsak's dad, also Andrew, called 9-1-1 on Thursday after his son threw a plate of food across the kitchen table and balled his fist up at his dad when told to clean his room.

The senior Mizsak, 63, wouldn't press charges and told police, "I don't want to ruin his political career." According to the report, he said: "Andrew is 270 pounds and he can't fight him, that they do everything for Andrew and he doesn't even pay rent."

According the report, "Andrew was sent to his room to clean it. He was crying uncontrollably and stated he would comply."

Mizsak said he was embarrassed to take police away from more important work.

Don't Tell Joe Any Secrets: Biden Reveals Classified Location of Secret Bunker

What's that they used to say about Sarah Palin? "Do we really want her just a heartbeat away from being President?". Well...

Vice President Joe Biden, well-known for his verbal gaffes, may have finally outdone himself, divulging potentially classified information meant to save the life of a sitting vice president.

According to a report, while recently attending the Gridiron Club dinner in Washington, an annual event where powerful politicians and media elite get a chance to cozy up to one another, Biden told his dinnermates about the existence of a secret bunker under the old U.S. Naval Observatory, which is now the home of the vice president.

The bunker is believed to be the secure, undisclosed location former Vice President Dick Cheney remained under protection in secret after the 9/11 attacks.

According to Clift's report on the Newsweek blog, Biden "said a young naval officer giving him a tour of the residence showed him the hideaway, which is behind a massive steel door secured by an elaborate lock with a narrow connecting hallway lined with shelves filled with communications equipment."

The Obama Deception

This video has made the rounds. This is the full length version. It is nearly two hours long, but a must see video. Watch it. Pass it along.

Hitler Rants About Pelosi and the CIA

The Wanda Sykes Roast...As It Should Have Been

Here's what should have been. This is just a brilliant piece of work.

Bring Out Your Dead - So They Can Get a Stimulus Check

The dead will be receiving stimulus checks this week. And why not, they voted.

This week, thousands of people are getting stimulus checks in the mail. The problem is that a lot of them are dead. A Long Island woman was shocked when she checked the mail and received a letter from the U.S. Treasury -- but it wasn't for her.

Antoniette Santopadre of Valley Stream was expecting a $250 stimulus check. But when her son finally opened it, they saw that the check was made out to her father, Romolo Romonini, who died in Italy 34 years ago. He'd been a U.S. citizen when he left for Italy in 1933, but only returned to the United States for a seven-month visit in 1969.

The Santopadres are not alone. The Social Security Administration, which sent out 52 million checks, says that some of those checks mistakenly went to dead people because the agency had no record of their death. That amounts to between 8,000 and 10,000 checks for millions of dollars.

Done, Boston Done, Done!!!!!!!

You cheated for seven games and you lost. How's that big market working out for you NHL?

28 PP to 14. DONE, Your DONE!

Typical call in the series, with the only saving grace being The Rolling Stones playing in the background.

Teenagers Weapons Training to Battle...?

Here's one to file in the "Wake the hell up America" box.

The Explorers program, a coeducational affiliate of the Boy Scouts of America that began 60 years ago, is training thousands of young people in skills used to confront terrorism, illegal immigration and escalating border violence — an intense ratcheting up of one of the group’s longtime missions to prepare youths for more traditional jobs as police officers and firefighters.

“This is about being a true-blooded American guy and girl,” said A. J. Lowenthal, a sheriff’s deputy here in Imperial County, whose life clock, he says, is set around the Explorers events he helps run. “It fits right in with the honor and bravery of the Boy Scouts.”

The training, which leaders say is not intended to be applied outside the simulated Explorer setting, can involve chasing down illegal border crossers as well as more dangerous situations that include facing down terrorists and taking out “active shooters,” like those who bring gunfire and death to college campuses. In a simulation here of a raid on a marijuana field, several Explorers were instructed on how to quiet an obstreperous lookout.

“Put him on his face and put a knee in his back,” a Border Patrol agent explained. “I guarantee that he’ll shut up.”

One participant, Felix Arce, 16, said he liked “the discipline of the program,” which was something he said his life was lacking. “I want to be a lawyer, and this teaches you about how crimes are committed,” he said.

Cathy Noriego, also 16, said she was attracted by the guns. The group uses compressed-air guns — known as airsoft guns, which fire tiny plastic pellets — in the training exercises, and sometimes they shoot real guns on a closed range.

“I like shooting them,” Cathy said. “I like the sound they make. It gets me excited.”

If there are critics of the content or purpose of the law enforcement training, they have not made themselves known to the Explorers’ national organization in Irving, Tex., or to the volunteers here on the ground, national officials and local leaders said. That said, the Explorers have faced problems over the years. There have been numerous cases over the last three decades in which police officers supervising Explorers have been charged, in civil and criminal cases, with sexually abusing them.

What Did Your Bailout Money Buy You?: GM to Import Chinese Cars

Oh you fools. You damn fools!

As thousands of General Motors workers await word on more U.S. plant closures, reports that the company plans to import Chinese-made vehicles to the U.S. have created a political problem for the automaker and the White House.

The reports, which GM will neither confirm nor deny, could mean trouble because GM is supported by $15.4 billion in U.S. government loans, largely due to the Obama administration's desire to preserve the company's 90,000 U.S. jobs.

On Wednesday, Shanghai Securities News and other Chinese media reported that GM plans to begin exporting vehicles from China to the U.S. within two years, ramping up sales to more than 50,000 by 2014.

Ya Got Me Thinking Now

How did we come so far in such a short amount of time? Change? That's for losers that can't make their own life in what used to be the freest country in the world.

How did their genes get this far in our system of evolution?

For The Children.

Pelosi Pulls the Blame Bush Card: Now Says CIA Lied to Her

Incredible. The woman can't tell the truth if her life depended on it.



From Breitbart:

Under strong attack from Republicans, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi accused the CIA and Bush administration of misleading her about waterboarding detainees in the war on terror and sharply rebutted claims she was complicit in its use.

"To the contrary ... we were told explicitly that waterboarding was not being used," she told reporters, referring to a formal CIA briefing she received in the fall of 2002.

Pelosi said she subsequently learned that other lawmakers were told several months later by the CIA about the use of waterboarding.

Pelosi was particularly harsh in describing the CIA.

"They mislead us all the time," she said. And when a reporter asked whether the agency lied, she did not disagree.

World's Oldest Reproduction of Human Found: Figures...It's a Woman with Big Bazookas

Somethings just don't ever change...

A carved ivory female figurine is presented in Tuebingen, southern Germany, Wednesday, May 13, 2009. The figurine, found in 2008 in a cave in Schelklingen, southern Germany is allegedly the world's oldest reproduction of a human with an estimated age of at least 35,000 years.

Reagan Debates Obama

with predictable results.

Amatuer Hour At The White House

Is it just me, or does Gibbs always seem to be wearing a pink tie?

And When They Came for Soda, I Said Nothing, Because I Didn't Drink Soda

I warned so many that the Messiah would come for them. Today it's Soda. Tomorrow it's pasty white Latin teachers and Beatles tribute bands.

Senate leaders are considering new federal taxes on soda and other sugary drinks to help pay for an overhaul of the nation's health-care system.

The taxes would pay for only a fraction of the cost to expand health-insurance coverage to all Americans and would face strong opposition from the beverage industry. They also could spark a backlash from consumers who would have to pay several cents more for a soft drink.

On Tuesday, the Senate Finance Committee is set to hear proposals from about a dozen experts about how to pay for the comprehensive health-care overhaul that President Barack Obama wants to enact this year. Early estimates put the cost of the plan at around $1.2 trillion. The administration has so far only earmarked funds for about half of that amount.

I guess we'll have to drink bottled water. Oh, wait, G-Man is taxing that too.

Where's Your Brains Boy?

A former HuffPo blogger?

Chinese Made Breast Implants

It seems the Chinese have moved into this market as well. Not that I need to tell any of you, but watch the whole video.

North Korean Defector Speaks of Real Torture

Are you listening Nancy Pelosi? By the way, speaking of Pelosi, this lady's name is "Bang Mi-sun". She better change her name quick or she very well may find some of Pelosi's constituents taking her up on her offer.

There were gasps in the audience at a press conference by female North Korean defectors in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday when Bang Mi-sun rolled up her black skirt and showed the deep ugly scars in her thighs. The event was part of North Korea Freedom Week.


As soon as she was asked to recount her life in a North Korean concentration camp, Bang (55) stepped on a chair and roll up her skirt. Various parts of her thighs were sunken as if the flesh had been gouged out. She also walks with a limp.

Bang had formerly been an actress with the propaganda squad of the Musan Mine. She fled the North with her children when her husband starved to death in 2002, but soon fell victim to human traffickers. She was arrested by Chinese police and was sent back to the North, where she was tortured. In 2004, she escaped again.

Welcome to Penny Stock Land General Morons

GM Sales Plummet!

G Man to the Rescue How's that union thang working out for ya?

Hugo Chavez Creates the "Penis Phone"

No. I don't make this stuff up. With the people running other people's lives in this world today, I don't have to.

The Venezuelan president, Hugo Chavez, has launched the Vergatorio, one of the world's cheapest mobile phones and probably the only one with a rude name.

Costing $15 (about £10), and rivalled for price only by the very cheapest phones on sale in Asia, the Vergatorio's name has its origins in a venezuelan slang term for penis.

Mr Chavez, who nationalised the company that has produced the phone, unveiled the product, only to be condemned for the choice of name. Said Chavez:

"It is science and technology at the service of the people not the elites ... the day will arrive when we manufacture phones for Cuba and Latin America," he said.

"This telephone will be the biggest seller not only in Venezuela but the world. Whoever doesn't have a Vergatario is nothing."

He even telephoned his mother during the launch ceremony.

Imagine. He can call Obama with that phone. He can use his dick to call a dick.

Crazy Lady Who Looks Like Charles Manson Say What?

Nancy Pelosi says she didn't object to waterboarding out of a respect for appropriate channels. She's objecting now. Liar!

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi learned in early 2003 that the Bush administration was waterboarding terror detainees but didn’t protest directly out of respect for “appropriate” legislative channels, a person familiar with the situation said Monday.

The Pelosi camp’s version of events is intended to answer two key questions posed by her critics: When, precisely, did she first learn about waterboarding? And why didn’t she do more to stop it?

But there’s no dispute that on Feb. 4, 2003 — five months after Pelosi’s September meeting — CIA officials briefed Pelosi aide Michael Sheehy and Rep. Jane Harman (D-Calif.), then the ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee, on the specific techniques that had been used on Zubaydah — including waterboarding.

A True American Hero

Hot Damn, dude was a stud!!!

Mommas of America, can we raise more of these and less Al Frankens?

More Miss Californias and less Barney Franks?

Teacher: Your Homework is to Plot a Terrorist Attack

A Pueblo, Colorado teacher assigned his students an interesting project. He wanted to see which one of them could come up with the best way to kill innocent Americans.

A ninth grade history project at a high school in Pueblo was supposed to teach students about terrorism, but instead it outraged parents.

Gini Fischer says her daughter came home Thursday saying she had two minutes to come up with a plot for an act of terrorism.

Over 110 freshmen at Pueblo County High School were given the project.

The teacher claims the assignment was to illustrate an act of terrorism by a foreign government on American soil.

Fischer says, "To ask them to use their creative energies to come up with a plot for an act of terrorism is very ludicrous."

District 70 Superintendent Dr. Dan Lere said students may have misinterpreted the assignment.

He says if a student, "actually did illustrate an act of terrorism that they might commit, let's say against the school, we've expelled students for that."

The school district has decided to collect the assignment from students and destroy them.

Dumbasses!

Rich People Wake Up to Find Out they Voted for Obama

Put this story in the "thanks for paying attention nimrods you've help ruin our country" file.

Some of Barack Obama's richest supporters fear they have elected a "class warrior" to the White House, who will turn America's freewheeling capitalism into a more regulated European system.

Wealthy Wall Street financiers and other business figures provided crucial support for Mr. Obama during the election, backing him over the Republican candidate John McCain as the right leader to rescue the collapsing US economy.

But it is now dawning on many among them that Mr Obama was serious about his campaign trail promises to bring root and branch reform to corporate America - and that they were more than just election rhetoric.

A top Obama fundraiser and hedge fund manager said: "I'm appalled at the anti-Wall Street rhetoric. It was OK on the campaign but now it's the real world. I'm surprised that Obama is turning out to be so left-wing. He's a real class warrior."

Among those affected by such changes would be some of Mr Obama's most powerful supporters in the election, such as Eric Schmidt, Google's CEO, and other "Silicon Valley" executives whose profits are mostly made abroad. They were taken aback when the President blasting companies for "shirking" their responsibilities by avoiding tax.

It has also dawned on wealthy Americans who flocked to the Obama campaign of "Hope" and "Change" that the president opposes the "trickle down" theories that have guided US economics since President Ronald Reagan was elected with a mandate to slash taxes.

Mr Obama said last week that it was "an aberration" that profits in the financial sector had grown so large over the last decade. It was ridiculous he suggested, that "25-year-olds (were) getting million-dollar bonuses, (and) they were willing to pay $100 for a steak dinner and the waiter was getting the kinds of tips that would make a college professor envious."

He warned that by the time he was done with them, Silicon Valley and Wall Street would remain large parts of the US economy, but not "half of our economy".

Believe me. I want very much to laugh. But how can you?

David Letterman Writer: "Obama a Little too Damn Competent to Write Jokes About"

Speaking of competence. This man can't find any jokes to write about Obama and he still has a job?

It's not because he's black and it's not because we're afraid. It's just that he's, just so far, just a little too damn competent and we ain't used to that. [multiple panelists say “yeah.”]

Oh. I'd say it's precisely because he's black and they're afraid. Because if you can't find any good material here, you're either on dope, or just not trying.

Here's a small portion of Obama gaffes. I need another server to link them all.

Orangutan Escapes...Finds Hope and Change is a Fraud...and then Goes Back to the Zoo

That's how I interpret this anyway:



I feel ya my hairy little buddy.

Turn Your Used Fingernail Clippings into a Pot Scrubber

This is your world, when ruled by the left.

Use nail clippings to make a pot scrubber: Run out of steel wool, but still have pots and pans encrusted with impossibly hardened food bits? No matter—create your own pot scrubber by collecting your fingernail clips and emptying them into the foot of some discarded pantyhose. Tie it off, and Voila! An instant, free, only mildly repulsive pot scrubber is yours.

These people aren't kidding either. They have suggested other uses for your fingernail clippings.

Wanda Sykes: Maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th Hijacker

I never really cared much for this squeaky mouthed dwarf. I care even less now. Class from the White House Correspondent's dinner.



Obama chuckles. He and the outraged liberals didn't find David Feherty's comments too funny. But this they find hysterical.

CBS Commentator: Any US Soldier Would Shoot Pelosi....Strangle Reid

I suppose this man will be out of a job soon. If he isn't already.

CBS Sports commentator David Feherty drew criticism Friday for suggesting any U.S. soldier would murder House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) if given the chance.

"From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death," Feherty wrote in an a D Magazine piece welcoming former President George W. Bush back to Dallas.

Feherty, a former professional golfer who now helps call golf events for CBS, said that troops love former President Bush by contrast, and praised the former commander-in-chief for having prevented additional terrorist attacks during his time in office.

I'm a 20th Century Man...But I Don't Wanna Be One

As good a song as any to end the day...

Federal Government Spending $400,000 to Study Gay Bars in Argentina

Barney Frank's pet project? Do these qualify as "green jobs"?

Government researchers are spending more than $400,000 in taxpayer money to hit the bars in Argentina.

The National Institutes of Health are paying researchers to cruise six bars in Buenos Aires to find out why gay men engage in risky sexual behavior while drunk -- and just what can be done about it.

"Targeting public venues in Buenos Aires where men meet, alcohol is consumed and sexual behavior occurs," the project's overview explains, "the goal of this 2-year exploratory study is to understand the various factors that contribute to the creation of a high risk sexual space."

That means NIH researchers will have as many as 730 nights on the town for careful observation and interaction.

Cone on people! If this doesn't piss you off to no end. The government can pay me $10 and I'll give them the answer as to why gay men like to engage in sex when they're drunk. Because they like to suck cock! It ain't that complicated. As for what can be done about it? Tell them only to suck cock when they're sober.

I'm far from done with this story. Developing...

It's Friday Night, Live From The RBC Center

The RBC center has the loudest recorded noise ever for an American Sporting event at 134 decibels. 118 is the the pain threshold.

Tonight we got some Boston Butt on the grill

Friday nights alright for fighting get a little action in.

Alan Keyes Arrested Protesting Obama Visit to Notre Dame

First, Mr. Keyes was issued a warning by the administration that he was trespassing:



Part two of that video is here.

Next, Keyes was arrested:

Anti-abortion activist and commentator Alan Keyes was arrested just after noon today on the campus of the University of Notre Dame.

Keyes was arrested along with a group of 10 to 20 other protesters, who were pushing baby strollers with dolls covered in fake blood.

Iran Preempts Obama's Apology to Muslims: Americans..."You are Not Human Beings"

This is the message from the religion of peace:

In his Friday, May 1, 2009 sermon at the Tehran University campus, Interim Tehran Friday prayer leader Ayatollah Ahmad Khatami criticized Washington for its call for talks with Tehran, saying, "The Iranian nation is the same nation that put all options of (former U.S. President George W.) Bush under table and into history's dustbin. (U.S. President Barack) Obama is now toeing Bush's line regarding Iran."

"'If America Was A Human Being, We Would Talk With It' - But You Are Not Human Beings, And This is the Same Nation It Was 30 Years Ago... And [Therefore] Say: 'Death to America!'"

This is what Obama's "America is not a Christian nation" speech bought us? America is a Christian nation. So say I. And a snarky nation too.

The New Page Rank Information is in...

The Big Feed dropped completely off the page rank chart after switching domain names. The new numbers are in, however, and it's like this...



That video was meant to symbolize the notion that the Feed is rising like a phoenix. Not that's it's creepy or gay.

You'll Want to Watch This

House Republicans are committed to preventing the release or transfer of terrorists to American soil.

We're in Good Hands with Obama: Comedian Sneaks into State Department with Fake Pass

This story, while funny, is also alarming. This is what happens when you put people who can't even acknowledge legitimate threats in charge of the security of your nation.

Comedian Armando Iannucci got past security guards at the US State department in Washington with a pass which "could have been produced by a child", in what he described as "probably international espionage".

The identification he had with him was an amateurish BBC pass with his face shown by a print out of a picture of him from the internet.

He flashed the card at the guards in the main reception of the building, said he had an appointment and was waved through.

The comedian then spent an hour walking around the building taking photographs, which were later used to help with the set designs for the film.

"A child could have produced it in 20 seconds. I wandered up to the front reception of the State department and said 'BBC. I'm here for the 12. 30.'

2009 Pole Dance Championship

The coverage is obligatory. All I can say gentlemen...DAMN!!!

Liar!: Pelosi Knew About Waterboarding All Along

Last month, Pelosi denied knowing anything about waterboarding being used.



Here's a shocker. She was lying through her teeth in that video.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was briefed on the use of “enhanced interrogation techniques” on terrorist suspect Abu Zubaydah in September 2002, according to a report prepared by the Director of National Intelligence’s office and obtained by ABC News.

The report details a Sept. 4, 2002 meeting between intelligence officials and Pelosi, then-House intelligence committee chairman Porter Goss, and two aides. At the time, Pelosi was the top Democrat on the House intelligence committee.

The meeting is described as a “Briefing on EITs including use of EITs on Abu Zubaydah, background on authorities, and a description of particular EITs that had been employed.”

EITs stand for “enhanced interrogation techniques,” a classification of special interrogation tactics that includes waterboarding.

At the briefing, Pelosi did not formally register objections to the interrogation techniques authorized by the Bush administration. President Obama has said he considers such techniques to be "torture."

Police to Get Bullet Proof Turbans

I'm not sure, but it may be time to just go ahead and forget about Britain. As much as it pains me to say that. Trust me. I don't relay anywhere close to the goofy stuff that comes out of that country on a daily basis. It's almost as if they're purposefully trying to destroy themselves.

Police are trying to develop bullet-proof turbans for Sikh officers to wear instead of helmets.

The headwear would allow those who insist on always wearing turbans to join gun or riot squads for the first time.

Scientists are investigating whether bullet-proof Kevlar could be used for the 15ft strip of cloth a turban requires.

Crowder: Happy Prayer Day

Telemarketer Gets His Arse Handed to Him

Hilarious audio of British Telecom telemarketer being told in not so polite terms that the homeowner is not interested. Warning...Very foul language.

Will We Really Miss Manny Ramirez?

Manny Ramirez was suspended by Major League Baseball for 50 games for testing positive for a banned substance. Is anyone going to miss this guy? Come on. The man doesn't even look like a ballplayer. He looks like he should be making me pancakes.

Something to Make the Liberals Cringe: The Star Spangled Banner Like You've Never Heard it Before

Every once in a while, we Sea Kittens like to rise up. Now is one of those times.

The Star Spangled Banner, like you've never heard it

Free Cars for People on Welfare

Great idea! Because we've seen how they react when you give them a deal on fried chicken. A very poorly veiled attempt at wealth transfer. Oh, those democrats are brazen. I'll give them that.

Gov. Deval Patrick’s free wheels for welfare recipients program is revving up despite the stalled economy, as the keys to donated cars loaded with state-funded insurance, repairs and even AAA membership are handed out to get them to work.

But the program - fueled by a funding boost despite the state’s fiscal crash - allows those who end up back on welfare to keep the cars anyway.

“It’s mind-boggling. You’ve got people out there saying, ‘I just lost my job. Hey, can I get a free car, too?’ ” said House Minority Leader Brad Jones (R-North Reading).

The state pays for the car’s insurance, inspection, excise tax, title, registration, repairs and a AAA membership for one year at a total cost of roughly $6,000 per car.

Beautiful Irony: Environmental Nutjobs Rescued...By Oil Tanker

Just another one of those moments that makes me happy I read the news.

An expedition team which set sail from Plymouth on a 5,000-mile carbon emission-free trip to Greenland have been rescued by an oil tanker.

Raoul Surcouf, Richard Spink and skipper Ben Stoddart sent a mayday because they feared for their safety amid winds of 68mph (109km/h).

All three are reportedly exhausted but safe on board the Overseas Yellowstone.

The team, which left Mount Batten Marina in Plymouth on 19 April in a boat named the Fleur, aimed to rely on sail, solar and man power on a 580-mile (933km/h) journey to and from the highest point of the Greenland ice cap.

Yeah. How's that solar thing work out for ya?

Student Berated by Teacher for Reading Fox News

Said the teacher: "You're reading the wrong news!"

The folks in one northern Michigan community can rest easy because it’s clear their high school computer teacher is on the ball. Last week in the computer lab, a student who had completed his video production assignment killed time by surfing the Internet on a school computer. But the teacher (unnamed in news stories), caught a glimpse of the screen and put a stop to the student’s consumption of vile and vulgar Internet content.

Just what despicable web site was the young man viewing? Here’s fair warning before you read on… consider sending the children out of the room or at least shielding your eyes.

He was reading Foxnews.com.

According to reports, when the student, a senior, was caught scanning headlines on Foxnews.com his video production teacher publicly berated and belittled him for reading the “wrong” news.

A young man who identified himself only as Mitchell, an 18-year-old senior at Traverse City West Senior High School, called in to Rush Limbaugh's radio show Thursday and said he was yelled at in front of his classmates for reading the "wrong" news.

The teacher of his video production class saw what he was looking at and "proceeded to give me a 10-minute lecture on why I can't read FOX News ... and that I can only listen to BBC and other news venues," the student said.

It's a damn good thing Mitchell wasn't reading The Big Feed. Can you imagine if he had been a McCain supporter?

Australia: Muslim Biker Gangs Recruiting Teens

What the heck is going on down under? Are things so out of control that Muslim gangs can ride around on motorcycles?

SYDNEY'S Middle Eastern youth gangs have become recruitment grounds for outlaw bikies - with allegiances split along religious lines.

Senior police sources revealed they are extremely concerned about the emergence of what they call the Muslim "feeder" gangs.

The 600-strong MBM, the emblem of which features two crossed swords, is made up of young, predominantly Shi'a Muslims from Sydney's southwest. It is feeding membership of the Comanchero bikie gang whose boss, Mahmoud "Mick" Hawi, is a Shi'ite.

Asesinoz MC boasts of its extremist Islamic views on YouTube videos and promotes anti-Australian sentiment including flag-burning and statements like: "F. . . the police" and "Asesinoz MC is now targeting Aussies".

Racism was becoming a growing factor in the bikie feuds, according to sources. "There's Notorious and Commanchero against the Hells Angels, who they call the skips, the whiteys," a source said.

Mexican Military on U.S. Soil

The Mexican military has been on American soil and is forcing farmers to give up their land and to lose crops. Why are we just now hearing about this? See the video report here.

Finally...They're Back...Two of the Best SNL Skits Ever

Lazy Sunday

The H is O

How Free is Your State?

Someone finally did a study ranking the most free vs. the least free states. How "free" are you?

We find that the freest states in the country are New Hampshire, Colorado, and South Dakota, which together achieve a virtual tie for first place. All three states feature low taxes and government spending and middling levels of regulation and paternalism. New York is the least free by a considerable margin, followed by New Jersey, Rhode Island, California, and Maryland. On personal freedom alone, Alaska is the clear winner, while Maryland brings up the rear. As for freedom in the different regions of the country, the Mountain and West North Central regions are the freest overall while the Middle Atlantic lags far behind on both economic and personal freedom. Regression analysis demonstrates that states enjoying more economic and personal freedom tend to attract substantially higher rates of internal net migration.

Here's a freedom map.

(click to enlarge)

Don't expect these rankings to stay as they are. We're all about to become a lot less free as states levy higher taxes to account for financial shortfalls. There's also what I call the "New York effect". Yankees emigrating to other states (ironically to avoid high taxes) and exporting their high tax ways. Don't scoff, there is some validity to the charge. And I'll prove it soon.