Cause and Effect

These are the leading causes of death in the United States in 2011 (source: CDC):

1 Diseases of heart, 596,339
2 Malignant neoplasms, 575,313
3 Chronic lower respiratory diseases, 143,382
4 Cerebrovascular diseases, 128,931
5 Accidents (unintentional injuries), 122,777
6 Alzheimer’s disease, 84,691
7 Diabetes mellitus, 73,282
8 Influenza and pneumonia, 53,667
9 Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome and nephrosis, 45,731
10 Intentional self-harm (suicide), 38,285
11 Septicemia, 35,539
12 Chronic liver disease and cirrhosis, 33,539
13 Essential hypertension and hypertensive renal disease, 27,477
14 Parkinson’s disease, 23,107
15 Pneumonitis due to solids and liquids, 18,090

This is the approximate number of people who died in car accidents in 2009 (source: NHSTA):  35,000

This is how many people died from falling in 2011 (source: CDC): 26,631

 

This is how many murders there were in 2009 (source FBI): 12,996

Of those murders, this is how many were committed with firearms (source FBI): 8775

Just some numbers to consider before the gun grab begins.  Maybe we should ban gravity and automobiles before we consider banning guns.

   

Scumbags

I refuse to use Facebook for many reasons, a couple of which I have already noted on this site.

And here is another reason to stay the hell away from Zuckerberg and his corporate goliath:

Instagram said today that it has the perpetual right to sell users' photographs without payment or notification, a dramatic policy shift that quickly sparked a public outcry.

The new intellectual property policy, which takes effect on January 16, comes three months after Facebook completed its acquisition of the popular photo-sharing site.

Unless Instagram users delete their accounts before the January deadline, they cannot opt out.

Butt, Doctor!

I know many of you have been sitting around thinking, "Man, I wonder what it would look like if a doctor put butt implants in backwards."  Lord knows I've been thinking that same thing since at least 1983.

Well, here you go.

Standard warning:  what is seen cannot be unseen.

Read the comments afterwards, some good comedy will help make the horror go away.

Hands off the dogs!

If it's hot dog news we got it and boy, is this some kinda news!  Unless of course you are NBC or CBS or CNN.  White people calling a black man "nigger" only counts when its the right kind of white people and right kind of black people if you know what I'm sayin' and I'm sure you do.

Via Ironic Surrealism and too many other website to list:

In case you cannot elucidate the happenings in the photograph let me add a little context.  Crazed, entitled, self-righteous, white, union Democrats destroyed a conservative, God-fearing, hard-working, black man's hot dog stand while hurling racial slurs at the unsuspecting gentleman during the anti-right-to-work demonstrations in Michigan.

The real story here is not the blatant racism against Mr. Clint Tarver (attention K-Mart shoppers and every news media outlet except Fox!) but the outright assault on a raft of unsuspecting and innocent hot dogs!  We here at The Big Feed will not let this stand!  And since we here at The Big Feed believe in such thing as conservatism, small government, reduced government spending, less taxes and hot dogs, we must rise up to counter this egregious example of hot dog oppression!

Some lovely woman with a bright mind and open heart has set up a donation page to raise money for a new hot dog stand for Mr. Tarver and as of this writing she has raised nearly $18,000 to which I say, hot dog!  Let's make it $25,000, what do you say?  Let's prove to this rabid leftist maniacs that this type of behaviour is completely unacceptable!

I've donated, have you?

Godspeed Mr. Tarver,  we will have you back up and running in no time!

Dammit

Well, work calls.

For your study, a map of the Ukraine.

Map of Ukraine

Ba-da-bing!

The scariest phrase in the English language is, "We're from the government and we are here to help."

Two weeks after Hurricane Sandy, residents were allowed to return to gather their belongings. But when Maria arrived his home -- and everything in it -- was gone. All that was left was a plot of land.

"I never saw anything like this in my life," Maria said. "And when I took my wife here a week later, she was crying her eyes out in the street."

Maria said he immediately started making phone calls. "The township didn't know what happened. I called the governor's office and asked the assistant what happened. She said to me, 'Are you sure your house is gone? 'I said 'Miss, you misplace your pen or pencil. You don't misplace your house.'"

And in other government news, a certain leader learns the hard way that decision-making has consequences, which probably explains away all the "present" votes from his early political career.

The Obama administration “secretly” approved arms shipments to Libyan rebels from Qatar last year, however, U.S. officials quickly became concerned as evidence suggested Qatar was handing the weapons over to Islamic militants, The New York Times reports, citing a number of United States officials and foreign diplomats.

There is no evidence available that suggests the U.S.-approved weapons were involved in the deadly terrorist attack on the U.S. compound in Benghazi, which left four Americans dead on Sept. 11. But the revelation is sure to ignite speculation.

Fast and Furious Middle East Style?

Too True

Carlin on Politics and Voting.



It's Carlin, so obviously NSFW.

Snoops

Can someone please show me again in the constitution where is says the government can spy at will on us?

I must have missed that part of the discussion in Civics class.

Yes, that’s what I’ve been basically saying for quite some time, is that the FBI has access to the data collected, which is basically the emails of virtually everybody in the country. And the FBI has access to it. All the congressional members are on the surveillance too, no one is excluded. They are all included. So, yes, this can happen to anyone. If they become a target for whatever reason – they are targeted by the government, the government can go in, or the FBI, or other agencies of the government, they can go into their database, pull all that data collected on them over the years, and we analyze it all. So, we have to actively analyze everything they’ve done for the last 10 years at least. 
  And you scoff about the guy that advocates sterilization through the water supply? Guns, gold, food and ammo folks.

*sigh*

Normally something like this would send my blood pressure straight to the moon, but I have resigned myself to just laughing about it and hoping that this all blows up in Obama's face before his 8th year of presidentin' is up.

I would like to say though that if I were president, even a black president, the last f'n guy I would ever consult about my tax policy, besides Timothy Giethener, would be Al Sharpton.

Turbo Tax Timmy at least made amends for his tax "mistakes", but poor ol' Al, well he just can't seem to be bothered with something like "paying his fair share." 

Some say the end is near. . .

Clearance Clarence

Just when you think Obama can't be any more of a threat to the security of this country he steps up to the plate and drives a long one deep, deep to left field and it's gone!

President Barack Obama is considering nominating Anna Wintour, editor-in-chief of Vogue, as his next ambassador to either the U.K. or France as he looks to reward his biggest fundraisers with embassies never out of fashion, according to two people familiar with the matter.

And of course it doesn't take long for the progressives of this country to begin leveling charges of sexism, or any other -isms for that matter, at any criticism of this potential appointment.  But my question, and the one that anyone with half a brain cell should ask is is just exactly what qualifies her to operate an embassy?  An embassy is essentially an intelligence gathering operation with mundane front of house duties such as issuance of visas, providing assistance to it's citizenry abroad and acting as a direct liaison or conduit with our leadership (e.g., the president).  So, this would indicate the need for higher education probably and some minimum of a security clearance, or at least you think it would.

The only higher education that Anna Wintour was subjected to was:

As a teenager, she made the decision to forgo academics, dropping out of her fancy finishing school and opting instead for a life that revolved around the tony London life of the 1960s that she so clearly adored. With her signature hairstyle—she first went to the bob at the age of 15 and has changed it very little since then—Wintour frequented the same London clubs of pop culture's biggest stars, including members of the Beatles and Rolling Stones. 

An education that continued (as noted in Jerry Oppenheimer's book Front Row: Anna Wintour: What Lies Beneath the Chic Exterior of Vogue's Editor in Chief) with a week-long disappearance with Bob Marley.  And shortly after that as fashion editor of Viva magazine, a pornographic production by Bob Guccione's then wife, Kathy Keeton.

Yes, this is exactly who we need to operate our diplomatic facilities in London.  Another unqualified, degenerate sociopath to bridge the ever-widening gap with one of our best allies.

Little White Lies

You mean to tell me that scientists on the government's payroll would contrive and fabricate misleading information in an effort to "save" the environment?  Say it ain't so, Moe!

"I am extremely disappointed," Feinstein said Thursday in a statement. "The National Park Service's review process has been flawed from the beginning with false and misleading science, which was also used in the Environmental Impact Statement. The secretary's decision effectively puts this historic California oyster farm out of business. As a result, the farm will be forced to cease operations and 30 Californians will lose their jobs."

Ken Salazar, Sectretary of the Interior, is responsible for this decision just as he was in stopping critical farming irrigation in California in order to protect the delta smelt population.  That decision too was apparently based on faulty scientific determinations.

Congress does not appear to be satisfied with the Obama Administration's handling of this divisive matter. In a letter (pdf) to Secretary Salazar, Democratic Congressman Jim Costa characterized the conduct of the Department of the Interior's personnel as "nothing less than outrageous." Republican Congressman Devon Nunes called for an immediate investigation into Secretary Salazar and other Department of the Interior personnel in response to the court's ruling. Even prior to the court's bad faith finding, in response to the court's decision to issue an injunction this fall (which we reported on here), Senator Feinstein stated that it is increasingly clear "that key biological opinions done by the Department of the Interior are not based on sound science."

You know, it's almost as if the people that Obama has surrounded himself with share his anti-American, anti-job, let's-get-everyone-on-the-government-tit paradigm.

With people like this guy in government it's just a matter of time before they begin sterilizing us via the water supply.  Oh you may laugh and scoff, but these are the ideas of the people in charge of this country.  Be wary of your government.  Killing babies is easy to them, adults may be a little more difficult to deal with unless they've all be signed up on the federal payroll in one way or another.

***BIG FEED NEWS ALERT!!!***

The next Mrs Blah Blah has been found!



This has been a Big Feed News Alert.

Eyes Wide Shut

. . .was an awful movie.

Also though, it's almost how I feel when I read the headlines of the news today.  It's as if I have descended through a infinite wormhole of unimaginable distortions when I read stories like the people who have named their child Hashtag.  Why not Hashbrown?  Or Chili-Willie Baconface?

I take a deep breath and sigh and try my best to move on to other important and equally stupefying events like. . .

. . .trying to quantify in my head how the residents of the 2nd Congressional District of Illinois can re-elect a mentally unstable potential criminal who has since resigned and waiting in the wings to possibly replace him is another criminal who likes to molest 16-year old children and commit bank fraud.

I drink a little coffee while I digest that absurd notion, but then I recall that. . .

. . .voters in Michigan tossed out Thaddeus McCotter from Congress for a guy who once said in a deposition that he wasn't sure whether he was himself or Santa Claus.  And other voters in Michigan, in Detroit by no big surprise, elected an eight-time convicted felon to a state house seat.

I flip the channel. . .

. . .only to find that mentioning the word "cornfield" in front of Nicki Minja or whatever she calls herself is some kind of racist affront to black people even though the cornfield comment was about a white Jew from Minnesota.  Who watches American Idol anyways?  And to add cream on that cherry, everyone's favorite race-baiter on MSNBC declares that there is no such thing as a race card.

America where are you?  Is it time to bring back the poll tax?  A literacy test?  How about we nuke the east and west coasts and those of us who have the brain power to make competent decisions for ourselves can just huddle somewhere around South Dakota to wait out the nuclear winter and hopefully emerge into a new paradigm of personal responsibility, education, family and small government that is answerable to the people who elect it.

Otherwise, I'm moving to. . . . ........I dunno. . .the following map of Ecuador looks inviting enough. . .

Map of Ecuador

Flying the Colors

Operation Red, White and Blue was an undercover police control designed to capture dog-ass- walking-backward ugly people on the streets of Jackson and guess what?  Success!!

Meet a local prostitute:

And you might remember Willen Frelix from an earlier post about this subject.  Well, he/she/it has been busy little thing since the new 'do and all. . .

Click here for more scary people of Jackson.  I'm glad I live 35 miles away out in the sticks because my hometown is falling apart at the seams.

Pissed

Apparently what is good for me is not for thee or some such horseshit. Basically, it boils down to if you are a liberal it's an anything goes free love kinda world.  If you are a conserv.......Nazi!  Misogynist!  Racist!  Blah-blabeddy-blah-blah-blah.

And although I think Glen Beck is a very likeable person but also a very strange and rare bird, he's got a pretty goddamn good point here:

On Tuesday evening, Glenn Beck featured an Obama bobble head doll in a jar of yellow liquid, meant as a parody of the controversial “artwork” that defaced a crucifix in a glass of urine. Beck’s piece was meant to  highlight the hypocrisy of those who rail against disparaging figures who they hold dear, but do not hold themselves to the same standard when disparaging figures others hold dear.

This kind of reminds me of the days after the first time America tried to collectively kill itself by voting this unqualified doofus into office when I stepped into a portable toilet on a jobite and someone had scrawled on the back wall of the john over the toilet seat "Obama action figures" and a giant down arrow

Poopiehead!

Ka-bang!

Ponderous

Just something to look at. . .

Bang Bang Ur Ded

People who know nothing about guns shouldn't try to interfere with those that do.  It's just that simple.

However, I do believe a new sport has been invented.

Police are investigating an incident at a Berks County hunting club in which someone on the hunting grounds allegedly targeted a mechanical flying object rather than a living and breathing one.

SHowing Animals Respect and Kindness (SHARK) are in the midst of a campaign against the Wing Pointe commercial hunting grounds in Hamburg, Berks County and its live pigeon shoots in which the birds are shot down. SHARK began to use an “Octocopter,” a remote controlled flying machine with a high tech video camera, to secretly record the pigeon shoots as they happen.

[...]

SHARK claimed “a single sharp rifle crack rang out,” in a press release sent out on Monday. The group says the camera’s video feed was terminated and the drone went out of control before it was manually brought down. The gunshot caused around $4,000 in damage to the camera, according to SHARK.

 Rifles at a pigeon shoot?  Puh-leeze.

The last of the .50 cent nutty bars

From time to time, I stop by the convenience store on the way home and get a big soda and a Little Debbie Nutty Bar.  For as many years as I can remember, those nutty bars have been .50 cents.  Yesterday, I found out they are now .75 cents.  There was one .50 cent nutty bar left.  I bought it, but the knowledge of the now present inflation kept me from enjoying it.

Fuck you Obama!

A Call for Help

Go here and help.

I used to read Bunni's website when she was heavy into the conservative politics, but then some thoughtless mongoloids began harassing her and she reverted to her cute videos and such. I don't know her and I'm sure you don't either, but I can tell you that her heart was always in the right place.

Donate and pray, it's about all we can do. I did and you can too.

¡Vamanos!

When considering a move to a foreign country, which at the moment seems like a grand idea since our country is apparently populated by fools, takers, and morons, one should consider many things but what I usually consider first is a country's terrain.

Let's take look at this map of Colombia:

Map of Colombia

From this map I can discern that there are at least two individual mountain ranges that might harbor an infinite variety of extra-curricular activities and a fertile, flat lowland ripe for production.  The coastline appears varied and healthy and I see a nice place to do some motorboating.

Obverse view:

 Map of Colombia, obverse view

This view indicates a deep crevasse in which one could do some climbing or even some spelunking if that's your thing.  I would imagine I could spend many hours investigating the flora and fauna of this area.

Anyway, I think I'm moving to Colombia not just for the terrain but because I am sick of feeling like we are just stupid, unthinking animals being led to slaughter by other stupid, unthinking animals.

Content

Content and discontent.

The Hangover

It would be one thing to wake up hungover in Vegas and realize that you got married on a whim.

It's a whole 'nother hangover to wake up 20 years later and realize you've been married to this the whole time:

Reap the Reward

It is frustrating enough that the clowns are running the circus, but how many more times do we have to slit our own throats to kill the beast?

Fox 32 Chicago:

Sources tell Fox 32 News that congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. is willing to give up his 2nd congressional seat if he's given disability when he steps down.

Jackson Jr. was re-elected to his tenth term but last month, sources say, he applied for a disability package--what could be his only income if he resigns. It is expected to take a couple of weeks for congress to approve or deny the request.

This house on 72nd Street is part of the federal government's investigation into allegations that Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. misused campaign funds. Sources say Jackson allegedly spent $20,000 to renovate and buy furniture for the family's home in Chicago, not their 5-bedroom Victorian home in Washington D.C.

The basement in the Chicago home has five televisions and a number of printers and copying machines, sources say. Most of the equipment was purchased in the mid-90's when Jackson was first elected, but because of flooding a couple of years ago, most, if not all, was replaced.

Trust

I've been reading a lot of articles about the 99% and 100% Obama voting in some heavily democratic urban districts across the US, and although not surprising, it still gives me pause concerning the validity of our election process.

I mean, we can't even draw district maps correctly, much less trust an unwieldy election system that is obviously corrupted in many ways.  And don't even mention voter identification laws as all such chatter is just raaaaacccciiiissssttt!

Sign me up for secession man.  And if that doesn't work and this economy suffers another four years of misguided financial decision making from our lawmakers, then maybe I'l just disappear back into the wilds of Central America.  Sometimes I sure do miss that place.

Sad

I have nothing to add to this story other than I heard the crash as the plane went down about two miles from my office.  Very sad indeed.

Three pilots flying together to a federal safety conference died when their single-engine plane faltered in midair and crashed into a house that went up in flames.

The three men had just taken off from Hawkins Field Airport in Jackson on Tuesday when a witness said the Piper PA-32 began "spitting and sputtering."

The witness, a Jackson police officer, saw the plane sputtering like it was out of fuel, he would later tell the plane's owner - a budding pilot whose own life was spared when he decided to go deer hunting instead of flying. 

The men on board were headed to a Federal Aviation Administration safety conference less than 30 miles away.

 God bless the families of everyone involved.

Screwed

I'm drunk.

What about y'all?





Celebrate the new faction!

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Yeah right

Forward indeed.

Do you know what the difference is between our president and the high band antenna that's in this box?

The antenna has been proven to work.

How damn stupid is America?

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Bottoms Up!

I don't ever drink during the week, but today is a special day and I like to be prepared. I'll be good and liquored up to celebrate if Romney wins or too drunk to give a shit if Obama pulls it out somehow.

Yes, bringing up the rear are two okra, an onion, a bottle of tabasco, and a kitty cat spoon dish.

By the way, you'll notice that I have no limes and that's because limes are for pussies. Drink your tequila como un hombre.

Singular

I was the one-man wrecking crew today on the blog, I hope I posted information worthy and entertaining.  Now it is time to go home, hunker down, break out the beer and popcorn to watch the returns with my trusty lady and trusty piece by my side.

Everyone get out there and vote.  The worst thing you can do is not participate.  Voting for someone, even the other team, is worse than not voting at all.

Have a good evening everyone.  With some luck, some odds and perhaps a little divine intervention we will wake up tomorrow from our long national nightmare of Barack Obama.

Shake it, don't break it America.  Goodnight!

Truth Squad

Seems that Fox news is the only mainstream news outlet reporting on the voting irregularities today.  I screen grabbed Fox, ABC, NBC (really MSNBC) and CNN for a little compare and contrast.  CNN actually had the balls to run a photo of an elderly woman voting beneath an inconsequential mural.

They have no souls.  Click to make large the truth. . .

 Fox News

CNN

NBC (MSNBC)

ABC

Pole Position

And no, I'm not talking about election polls.

The Jackson Police Department (a corrupt organization itself) recently conducted a sting on vice and prostitution on Jackson's streets and in strip clubs. 

Naturally, the pole dancers were not exactly top shelf ladies, but what is even scarier are the prostitutes caught on the street.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr., or possibly, Ms. Willen Frelix,  Yes, Willen Frelix.  Say it reeeeeallllll slow. . .get it?

Meanings

We poke a good bit of fun at liberals on this blog simply because they are so reactionary and stupid.

Case in point:

A woman wearing an MIT t-shirt was barred from voting Florida, according to a local report. MIT stands for the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, not Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

"A woman attempting to vote in West Boca Raton this morning was initially prohibited from entering the polling place because she was wearing a tee shirt with the letters MIT," BocaNewsNow.com reports. 

"BocaNewsNow.com has heard from multiple sources that an election supervisor at the polling place ultimately realized that MIT stands for “Massachusetts Institute of Technology” — a school where students tend to know how to spell — and was not a campaign shirt for the Republican candidate, who spells his name MITT. Campaigning is not permitted within several yards of a polling place."

Fortuntaly, the woman was ultimately allowed to vote. "The woman was ultimately allowed to vote," the local report reads.

Don't you?

Don't you feel the Republican excitement?

Excitement!

I tried to write a post yesterday about how I feel like the "silent majority" is going to step up in this election to handily defeat Barack Obama and his minions from Chicago, but yesterday I just couldn't get my head wrapped around any cogent statements to support that prediciton.  Still don't have any today, but it is what I believe.

And if it is a landslide. . .well, this is what I am going to feel like on the inside:

Stinky

Badges?  We don't need no stinkin' badges.

With this kind of crap happening regularly during the election, just imagine what tomorrow brings with it's post-Obama hangover.

The Truth Hurts

Disgraceful

A letter from U.S. Senate Canidate Wendy Long:

"This morning when I went to vote, a poll worker who was at the scanner, studied my private ballot and proceeded to tell me that it was rejected because I did not 'fill in every space.' She then proceeded to indicate that I should mark the Democratic line all the way down.   

The poll worker said, 'you have to fill in all of THESE, all the way down," indicating the whole line at the far left of the ballot, saying 'you can't leave any blank.'" 

I said, "I'm sorry, but that just can't be the case .... that would force me to vote for people I don't want to vote for."  She insisted again, that every office had to be filled out or the ballot would be rejected. And I said again "I don't want to vote for those people!"

I protested again and said that I wanted to feed my ballot into the scanner as I had filled it out. She eventually relented  saying 'well you can TRY it'  -- meaning she would allow me to put it in the scanner.   

It obviously worked. 

I had just remarked to all the poll workers, before I filled in my ballot, that we were all very fortunate to have heat and water and electricity. 

It is heartbreaking, especially in these trying times for New York City with thousands of voters displaced from their homes and their polling locations, that poll workers would behave in this way, and through intent or ignorance, work to distort the outcome of an election and violate an individual’s right to vote for whomever he or she chooses. 

I urge all voters to know your rights when you vote. 

You can ask for help in how to operate the scanner, but your ballot is private and cannot and should not be inspected. 

You do not have to vote in every office, or fill in every oval.  Vote only for the candidates whom YOU want to vote for. 

Finally, question authority - poll workers are there to help you to vote, not to tell you how vote.  If one crosses the line, contact the Attorney General’s Office or your local Board of Elections."

Voter ID

In my small town I waited over an hour to vote this morning.  Not a big deal really, and it was sort of nice watching the neighbors be neighborly and people greeting one another with smiles and handshakes.  The line moved slowly, but I eventually made it to the voter roll table where I announced my last name to the unfriendly gentlemen seated with the rolls.  He flipped page after page after page until he landed on the letter he was looking for.  I spotted my full name before he found my last name and I said, "That's me at the top."

I did the same thing last election and the election before that.  I always tell them my last name and point at my name when I see it before they've even had a chance to find the last name I've told them.  If I weren't an honest person I could very easily be committing voter fraud.

It would be all too simple to pick a random last name and then point at it claiming that it is me.  They have no recourse to verify that I am not who I say I am.  As long as that person hasn't voted already I would be home free.

Thank goodness I'm an honest person who believes in fair elections aka a "racist."

I'm a racist very much unlike this "election judge" in Chicago who feels like it is ok to wear Obama campaign propaganda while checkng people in to vote.

Vote!

Woke up to this*. . .

to go tolerate this. . .





. . .so I could get this. . .






. . .go vote. This is our last chance to save our Republic.

(*Stephanie, please call me. I need to discuss a terrible situation I'm having with my cumulodingus)

Big Bird Turd

Hypocrit much, Mr. Axelrod?

Wouldn't expect anything less from a heartless comrade of the corrupt Chicago political machine.

Get Out and Vote!

The polls seem to be tightening.  I can't understand why.  I'm sorry, but Americans, collectively, are idiots and suicidal.  How this thing can even be close is beyond me.

This was written almost 200 years ago.

“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years.” ― Alexis de Tocqueville

I think we're already there.

Face Pubes

Recently, David Axelrod made some kind of wager on television that if Obama lost a particular state, or maybe the election overall, he would then shave off his mustache.  Whatever dude.  Paint your balls pink and go fuck a football while you're at it.

You might think that this is a one-and-done type of story, just some bloviating by a campaign surrogate who gets paid to bloviate.  But wait, it gets better, enter. . .the American Mustache Institute. . .

. . .this is almost too dumb to report but. . .

"There are very few people in positions of power who are mustached Americans, so for he to even jest about removing his lip sweater is somewhat offensive to the entire American mustached community," he says.

Perlut also cautioned the senior advisor to review the Dead Sea Scrolls, a section of which he claims says every time a mustache is shaved, an angel dies and falls down to earth. Whispers was not able to confirm this to be true.

Seriously?  Lip sweater?

Oh just wait, the stupidity is paramount in this organization.  They have sponsored a bill for a tax deduction related to facial hair grooming.

America, my dear lovely America, what has happened to you?

We are the champs!

Just finished up coaching my son's 7th grade football team.  We finished as champions.  We were 8-0 and outscored our opponents 299 to 22.  Domination!!!!

By the way, kids are huge these days.  These were 12 year old boys and my line (my son included) averaged 195 lbs.  That's just crazy.

Ladies and Gentlemen

. . .your president:

Speaking at a photo opportunity at the American Red Cross on Tuesday, President Obama stated that in America, “we leave nobody behind.” This remark is seen as clumsy and perhaps insensitive considering the revelations that requests to assist two Navy SEALs trapped on the roof of the American consulate in Benghazi were denied, thus abandoning the heroic Americans to die at the hands of Al Qaeda.

The gall of this S.O.B. is mind-numbing.

Foolsbook

I used to have a page on Facebook and for a minute or two it was kind of neat to reconnect with people from my past until I realized that none of those assholes had changed and it was just the same clique bullshit from high school, only now everyone had kids and a mortgage.

Also, Facebook began changing and changing again their "privacy" policy to the point where the privacy became less and less and the control over your own information was more in the hands of Facebook than you.

So, goodbye yellow brick road.

I went to a wake last night for my friend (actually an old friend's father who was my first employer and the nicest man I ever knew) who was murdered by a negro thug over a couple of grand. People I haven't seen since high school asked me if I was on Facebook.  Apparently this is how we are all supposed to be connected these days.  Nobody writes letters anymore because they are too busy describing their hangnails and ringworm infections on Facebook.  Of course the answer to their question is a resounding no, to which they ask, "Well, why not?"  And my answer is, "Well, why should I be?"  The answer is as simple as that.  Naturally, no one could give me any good reason why I should be on there, but if they asked (and they didn't) I could have given them several reasons why they should close their account today and never look back. 

Saddle up sheeple, the end is near!

And here is another reason why I am not "connected" to my friends through this scurrilous and shameful company.

Tonka

Speaking of Tonka toys Captain, here is one of the largest mobile concrete pumps produced by Schwing America.

It can reach about 170 feet.  That's about 52 meters if you are into meters and shit.  And it's got more wheels than the Nation of Islam mothership.

Fished Out!

I'm telling you, when my cats get all liquored up on the hooch it becomes total uncontrollable mayhem around the house.

Last weekend, Shadow started making out with a bream and Wildcat went berserk and began starting small fires after huffing his stash of catnip.  He then beat the hell out of an unsuspecting possum which then created a late night possum raid on the garbage can that I had to clean up.  You ever try sweeping up week-old wet spaghetti noodles off a wooden deck before?

After that, he passed out on the couch only to wake every now and then in a stupor hollering for tuna fish.

An unmitigated disaster.

Bang!

This is what it looks like downrange of a snub-nose .44 magnum revolver.  I say bring on the political riots!

Yes, that is a real picture.  No Photoshop, and no photographers were harmed in the making of this photograph because it was me and I don't know what you people would do without my brilliant insight into things such as food, drunk cats, good looking women, and Jagermeister consumption.

Good One

You have to admit if there is anything outside of the head-chopping, camel-humping, female genital mutilations, and pedophilia that Muslims are good at, it is conspiracy theories.

And this just might be their best yet:

“Sources have confirmed that Hurricane Sandy, now buffeting America, was instigated by highly advanced technology in the possession of the Resisting Iranian regime and in coordination with our [Syrian] Resisting regime. These same sources have confirmed that there are experts in Syria who have contributed to this effort. This is punishment for those who attack Assad’s Syria.”

Voter Frauds

You know, I shudder when I think that my vote is cancelled out by someone as irrational as this.

An Irvine resident is requesting that the city install a sign to memorialize the hundreds of fish killed in a traffic crash in early October as they were being taken to Irvine Ranch Market.

In the letter, Dina Kourda, on behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, asks the city's street maintenance superintendent to place the sign at the site of the crash on Walnut and Yale avenues.

The sign would read, "In memory of hundreds of fish who suffered and died at this spot," to remind tractor-trailer drivers of their responsibility to the animals who are "hauled to their deaths every day," according to the letter provided by PETA.

Add this to the fact that out president is the most overpaid pizza delivery boy in America and it is no wonder we are in dire financial trouble.

White Boogers

On cable in my hometown they used to have a public access channel and they might still but I live in the country now where I am safe from dumb fuckers like the asswipe who murdered my friend a couple of days ago.

Anyway, before I go off on a diatribe about that, let's get back to the public access channel.  The PA channel here used to regularly broadcast the Jackson City Council meetings until the buffoonery and circus-like atmosphere became too much for the shameful, do-nothing nitwits who have been elected and re-elected to the council year after year after year.  If you want a crash course in stupidity and English language lessons that would make you a star on Twitter, go sit in a one of those meetings.  They no longer air those meetings unfortunately, but I sure hope they still air this other fellow who had his own show where he dressed in a African poncho and kufi hat and commiserated about racism, of course, and his Korean War experiences like digging foxholes with a "shivel" and seeing many "cas-u-alities."

Tax-payer subsidized National Public Radio I suppose is a type of public access, especially when they broadcast the idiocy of two racist blowhards like Tavis Smiley and Cornel West.  This past Sunday Mr. Smiley was not available for his radio program so they substituted an equally vile replacement in the likes of Julianne Malveaux.  For those of you who aren't familiar with this person here is an iota of her beliefs:

Racism is, after all, a disease. For these Tea Party members it is a pre-existing condition. My tongue is only partly planted in my cheek when I suggest that these folks need every provision of this new health reform legislation to get the mental health services that they need to overcome their racism. It cannot be healthy for people to work themselves up into such frenzy that they spit on legislators and shower them with epithets. Congressman Emmanuel Cleaver (D-Mo.) is a more magnanimous soul than I. From my perspective, the spitter should have been prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

One can only imagine how her appearance would turn out as a substitute racial demagogue on Smiley's show.  Thankfully she didn't disappoint and thankfully Newsbusters listened so we didn't have to.

Here is some brilliant analysis from a "Professor" West and former President of Bennett College:

MALVEAUX: One of the statistics that frightened me was that a number of white women after the first debate because they felt that Romney was strong and Obama was weak. So, I mean I’m out of order her, but I’m saying, do these women engage in battered women syndrome? Do you want a bully in your face? This man (Romney) who’s pushing his finger and acting like you know Robo-Man, is that what you prefer?

You know, Brother Obama did not do his best in the first debate, we know that. But how do you switch your allegiance because somebody is a bully? And I’ll tell you I had fallen before the second debate and I hit my head, but I wouldn’t go to the doctor because I had to watch the debate. So when the man said the binders of women I thought he said the bondage of women.

WEST: Oh my God, my God.

MALVEAUX: I had to watch it a second time because I’m like okay I must be tripping.

Really?  Tripping?  "I must be tripping?"

What are you 15-years old and standing on the corner with yo' home girls?

Incredible exponential stupidity.

Too Many Questions

I came across an article this weekend that I didn't put much stock in in on the Canada Free Press website concerning the happenings in Behngazi and our governments role in arms trafficking to Syrian rebels.

I was ready to poo-poo all over that story as conspiracy and hyperbole until I read this editorial by retired Admiral James A. Lyons.

Obama and his hacks need to come clean now. This is a national disgrace and the pizza delivery boy needs to own up to his intransigence and possible treason.