Don't Forget to Celebrate Human Achievement Tonight

Tonight, from 8:30 to 9:30 PM, the whole world will be ringing in Earth Hour. Designed as a symbolic stance against global warming. Funny, they'll fight the sun, a battle they cannot win, but are gutless when it comes to confronting terrorism and tyranny. Anyhow, screw that mess. Us normal people will be celebrating Human Achievement Hour during the same period. So, don't forget. From 8:30 to 9:30 PM tonight, make sure you turn on every light and appliance in the house. As we celebrate all mankind's wonderful creations.