Michelle Obama: "Barack's Losing His Mind"

MO's quote is not the interesting part of this story. Her response to insinuations that she's pregnant is much more precious. From Daily News:

First Fan Barack Obama needs to chill out about his daughter's affinity for hoops, so says the First Lady.

"Barack's losing his mind," Michelle Obama told Oprah Winfrey, when the TV queen asked about 7-year-old Sasha's interest in basketball during an interview for O Magazine.

"I was like, 'Settle down -- don't act too excited, or she will not want to do it," Michelle Obama said.

Imagine that. A child from the ghetto...no wait, a child from parents who pretended to be from the ghetto is interested in basketball. So is it fair to say that splitting the atom is not in her future? But check out Michelle Obama's reaction to questions about her physical appearance.

Michelle Obama laughingly took offense to rumors and Internet reports that she's sporting a baby bump.

"I was like, 'Baby bump?' As hard as I work on my abs?"

So nice the leader of our country and his family have time to spend fending off internet rumors. Even nicer they have time to keep up on them. No worries in the White House.

And maybe she's not pregnant, but do we know where Barack went slumming on that Hawaii trip?