It's Time to Invade Canada

Nothing spurs an economy like taking other people's stuff. InvadeCanada.US offers the whys and the hows. Here's an excerpt:

Why invade Canada?

It's been done before (And we're not just talking about those South Park kids or John Candy.)

Canada Has Stuff!

They're just a little too proud - Perhaps if they didn't think it was so cool to live in "Diet America" we wouldn't need to invade them, but with people like this guy and these people thinking that Canada is the coolest thing since sliced bread, we need to do our part to keep them in their place. There's a reason the continent is called "North America" and not "North Canada".

They stole our basketball teams - Since when does the "N.B.A." stand for "Canadians Can Play Too". We need to get Vancouver and Toronto annexed into America to preserve the "N".

How To Invade Canada?

However you want! - With the world's longest undefended border betwixt us, you've got a lot of options of where to cross!

They want to make it easy for us - The border is wide open, with usually less than a 10 minute wait at the border. But if you have a pot-luck dinner in the evening and need to be home early, the Canadian government is nice enough to keep us up to the minute with the wait times here so you can pack your panzer and move on out!