After One Year, Obama Still Hasn't Found a Church

One year after throwing the Pastor of his Black Liberation Theology church under the bus, Obama still has not found a church to attend. This implies, of course, that he actually wants to attend church.

Nearly a year after a painful break from his Chicago church, President Barack Obama and his family are considering joining several churches of various denominations in the nation's capital but have yet to settle on one, and aides said that they're unlikely to decide before Easter.

Huh? Various denominations? He doesn't know what denomination he is, or it doesn't matter because now that he's the bees knees, there's no way he can get away with attending a racist church? You may recall, Obama didn't even attend church on Christmas. But he did find time to attend an amusement park.